Dear Fellow Moviegoers,

This is the easiest letter I have ever written. Going to the movies is an enjoyable experience. It takes you to places you’ve never been like space or Middle-Earth. They make you cry and laugh. They are also expensive…

So why fellow moviegoer do you insist on talking and texting in the movies? What has happened in the past several years where people think it is an acceptable behavior? It seems that every movie me and the Nerds have attended, somebody either talks or uses their phones during the movie. Why? It is totally unnecessary. You go to movies to escape the daily hassles of life. A cellphone is one of them. PLEASE don’t use your phone during the movie, it doesn’t seem like a big favor.

Also you don’t need to talk either. Or repeat the jokes that were just said. Or yell at the screen, trust me the big boobed woman running from Jason cannot hear you.

In order to stop this the Nerds and I will start posting your mug that we take at the movie and post it on this blog called “A**hole at the Movie” so please don’t talk or use your phone at the next movie we attend or you will be forever black marked on our site.

Heart,

The Reel Nerds