Here’s a list of the awards Ryan and Brad handed out in the latest episode, Ep. 90: Jack the Giant Snoozer, for the 1st Annual Nerdy Awards.

 

Character That Made Ryan Suspend the Most Disbelief

• Brooke Hogan as a scientist in Sand Sharks

Most Surprising Handjob in a Movie

• FDR and his cousin in Hyde Park on Hudson

Scariest Character of the Year

• Renesme the CGI Baby in Breaking Dawn Part II

Best Use of Warner Bros. Logo

• The 70’s/80’s Warner Bros. logo in Argo

Actor Ryan Most Wants to Lose His Gayginity To

• Robert Downey Jr. in Marvel’s The Avengers

Best Grunting

• Tom Hardy in Lawless

Movie That Made Ryan Feel 18 Again

• American Reunion

Most Explicit Child Nudity

• The slideshow in Klovn

Movie with Most Objects Denying Ryan a Shot of Jennifer Aniston Naked

• Wanderlust

Best Death by Unicorn Scene

• Death by Unicorn Scene in Cabin in the Woods

Best Use of Single Camera

• Silent House

Most Pussified Version of Battle Royale

• The Hunger Games

Movie That Makes Us Believe in Love

• Moonrise Kingdom

Worst Song

• Most of them in The Lorax

Best Use of Airport Security

• Chuck Norris who unloads a bunch of bullets into a guy who then activates the metal detector as he dies.

Most Likely to Be Cast as Tetsuo in an Akira movie

• The child from Looper

Best Ass-Kicking

• The five (or two) guys who got their asses kicked by Tom Cruise in Jack Reacher

Best Waste of a Billion Dollars

• The waste of one-billion dollars in Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie

Movie That Made Ryan Cry

• Paranorman

Most Unrestricted Use of the N-Word

• Django Unchained