Month: October 2019

Show Time: A Theory on How “The Blacklist” Will End

One thing about The Blacklist that has bugged me since at least Season 5 is that this show doesn’t really have a clear plot-driven endgame. Not “What’s the plan for how the show will end?” But more of: “What needs to happen for the show to reach a meaningful and proper resolution?”

Usually this comes in the form of a goal that needs to be accomplished; a bad guy that needs to be defeated; and/or a question that needs to be answered. These are almost always set up in a show’s pilot.

Some other shows, for examples:

  • In Battlestar Galactica (newer version), the Cylons destroy the main characters’ homeworld in the pilot; thus, the show’s finale had the characters defeating the Cylons and finding a new homeworld.
  • In the pilot for Lost, the passengers are stranded on an island; and the finale showed all of them either finally getting off the island or choosing to stay.
  • In the pilot for Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aang realizes that the world is out of balance, and he’s the only one able to put it right by defeating the Fire Nation / Fire Lord Ozai, which he does in the four-part finale.
  • Murder-mystery shows or seasons, like BBC’s Broadchurch, for instance, thrive on answering the question “Who’s the killer?” (the murder is set up in the pilot), with the show or season being resolved when the killer is caught/identified.

Now, granted, this is not a hard-and-fast rule. Not every TV show does this. Grey’s Anatomy, for instance, doesn’t have any overarching goal or bad guy or question to be answered. Neither does BBC’s Sherlock or The Last Airbender‘s sequel series The Legend of Korra.

Like The Blacklist, maybe they have conflicts or bad guys that are specific to a given arc or season, but a show like Grey’s Anatomy can continue indefinitely so long as the main character is still alive. These are more “character shows,” and are very much driven by the main character’s various adventures and development, rather than a specific conflict introduced in the pilot.

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The Blacklist, though, is a conundrum to me, because, I can’t really tell what has to happen for the show to have a proper conclusion. Because, there were two things that TBL gave us in the pilot that could indicate its endgame ingredients: the actual Blacklist itself and the connection between Red and Liz.

Except that, as TPTB have said, the numbers on the Blacklist are arbitrary and, theoretically, could continue indefinitely. It’s not like Red showed up with a list of 100 people, and thus, we know the show will end when all 100 people have been caught. Most of these people Red didn’t know about until AFTER he turned himself in to the FBI in the pilot.

And, that’s the beauty of a procedural. Just like with Grey’s Anatomy: as long as Ellen Pompeo renews her contract, the Shondaland writers can keep bringing on new doctors and new sick people for them to treat. Likewise, as long as James Spader renews his contract, The Blacklist writers can keep making up Blacklisters all the way down to 300 or whatever.

(For reference: I looked it up on The Blacklist Wikia, and the lowest number we have is 192, and of the 192 “on the list,” about 70 percent have been seen in an episode, although not all of them have been captured/killed and could theoretically pop up again. And, granted #192 is a villain from one of the comics. So, in-show, the numbers have gone down to #184. And, even then, we still have 30 percent of the current Blacklist spots unaccounted for.)

This means that, really, the writers probably aren’t operating under the logic that once all the Blacklisters are addressed, the show is over. Because Season 7 could be the last season, and there could still be slots on the list left unfilled.

So, that means that, for the Blacklist to have a significant and proper ending, it has to address the connection between Red and Liz, and the Mystery of The Night of the Fire.

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And, I’m not entirely sure if the show set out to do this – hang the entire resolution on answering the question “Who is Red to Liz?” I feel like I remember S1 interviews where they said that question wouldn’t be answered until the finale. But, to drag a show on for seven seasons without giving the main character or the audience any answers to *THAT* question is ridiculous, for several reasons, including:

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1) People have way too much time on their hands to theorize about this. See: Tumblr.

Say the viewers correctly guess your theory; by the time you get around to revealing it, they will either be unimpressed or underwhelmed. Like, “Yeah, we called that two years ago.” This is exactly what happened in the Blacklist’s S3 finale, when even the most casual of fans had guessed that Kirk was Liz’s “dad,” that Liz had faked her death and that Kaplan had helped.

Or, if the answer you give them doesn’t satisfy their curiosity or doesn’t fully answer their questions or has plotholes or flawed logic or is just straight-up dull in comparison to some of the wild theories that are out there… people are going to be pissed and/or disappointed. See: the bulk of the Star Wars fandom after The Last Jedi. Or fans of Lost.

2) The fallout from answering the question might be more interesting than the build-up to the question itself.

Let’s take a look at BBC’s Broadchurch again. That show did it correctly, because, as a miniseries, it was able to ask and answer the question of “Who’s the killer?” in a shorter window of time (8 episodes in S1, IIRC). That way, fans didn’t run themselves ragged trying to figure it out or get bored waiting for answers. And, even more impressively, once they’d answered the question in the first season, they addressed the fallout of the revelation in the second season. We got to see how the killer’s identity, arrest and confession affected the lives of the other characters. Not a lot of shows are willing to do that, I think, and I really like the direction they took with it in S2 and S3.

3) The question has to be broad enough that you can play around with it for multiple seasons.

Let’s look at another show: ABC’s “Forever.”

This show was, unfortunately, very short-lived – lasting only one full season – but I think it has a lot of similarities to The Blacklist in terms of feel and set-up. It was also a crime procedural with a unique twist and a pretty talented cast. It thrived both on the dramatic, plot-driven moments but also on the small, quiet character-driven moments.

In the pilot, we are introduced to Dr. Henry Morgan who is immortal, and we quickly find out that he’s not the only one. In the pilot, he’s contacted by a fellow immortal, Adam, who says that they’re both looking for death.

Now, it’s pretty clear from the pilot what the resolution for the show, if it had ever gotten a real one, would’ve included: answering the question “How did Henry and Adam become immortal?” and having them find a way to die; Adam (who is Henry’s antagonist) would need to be defeated; and Henry would either need to die finale or find a way to die whenever he wished down the road.

So, rather than simply asking the question “How did Henry become immortal and can he die?” the show also set up an antagonist for Henry to defeat (Adam) and a goal for Henry to achieve (death).

But, when comparing that to The Blacklist, the same ingredients for a resolution are pretty shaky: the list itself, as we’ve discussed, is arbitrary and could theoretically go on forever; and Liz and Red’s connection seems to point us back to The Night of the Fire, which we get bits and pieces about every now and again, but we really should have more answers by now.

With Forever, it was different, because neither Henry nor Adam knew how they became immortal or how they might be able to finally die.

With The Blacklist, the frustrating thing is that Red is clearly withholding vital truths from Liz, and the information that he has hinted that he needs her help to attain hasn’t been addressed and probably WON’T be until they establish Red and Liz’s connection first.

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I guess, there is a possible solution and that is: the show’s finale won’t be Liz learning the truth, but rather her coming to terms with the truth by embracing whatever we find out her connection to Red is.

So, then, assuming S7 will be the final season, what needs to happen in that time for the show to come to a meaningful and proper resolution?

Maybe, unlike many of the shows I’ve discussed above, The Blacklist‘s endgame elements are plot-driven but character-driven.

From a character perspective, we know what needs to happen by the series finale: our two leads have to reach whatever they set out to find (either together or separately) in the pilot.

In the first episode, Liz longed for a family. She had a husband; she wanted them to adopt a child. Right now, she’s had to temporarily let Agnes go. So, she needs to get Agnes back and create a safe and stable life for her daughter. Would that include a husband/father figure?

In the pilot, Red hinted that his greatest desire was a home, saying, “I haven’t been home in years.” Is he hoping to find some sense of peace and belonging after being hated and hunted for decades?

I imagine you’ve already guessed where I’m going with this line of thought…

My real point is, though, that the Blacklist has gotten hung-up on a question that, IMO, it should’ve answered or at least partly answered a long time ago. I think that this show would’ve been stronger if there’d been an established goal or Big Bad, and – if they’d decided to hang the endgame on answering a question – at least pick a question that doesn’t involve one character constantly withholding information from another because not only is it frustrating for the audience, but it will make for very formulaic and static interactions between your two leads.

If Red and Liz’s relationship is going to evolve, then they need to be on equal footing. Or at least more equal footing.

Ah, so maybe my notion that we should be looking for plot-driven elements to properly resolve this show was flawed. After all, there is no goal to accomplish, except for maybe covering the entire Blacklist. And, the question “Who is Red to Liz?” will have been sort of answered by this point – again, with the argument that maybe Liz has to come to terms with that revelation, etc. And, of course, there is no overarching Big Bad whose defeat would signal that the show is over because the main conflict would be resolved.

Or is there?

Because, when you think about it, Raymond Reddington (James Spader’s character) checks off a lot of the requirements of a Big Bad.

Let’s take a minute and compare Red to a Big Bad from another show, Avatar: The Last Airbender.

In that show, the overarching antagonist is Fire Lord Ozai, whose defeat in the series finale signals the end of the show as the instigating conflict has now been resolved.

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Even though his face isn’t shown until the third and final season, his presence hangs over the whole of the show. He’s the one who scars Zuko and sends him into exile to find the Avatar; he’s the one who’s hoping to conquer the Earth Kingdom; he’s the one who sends Azula after Zuko, the Avatar, etc.

And, as the show’s Big Bad, he is… big and bad. (Big not meaning physically large, but rather prominent and influential.)

Ozai is one of the most powerful benders in the ATLA universe; he’s also the ruler of a very powerful nation. This means it won’t be easy for Aang (the hero) and his allies to defeat Ozai and his forces. Ozai is also ruthless as well as ambitious, and he’s set on world domination.

He’s also very cunning, manipulative and has no qualms about deceiving people – especially if it means he gets what he wants. Again, that’s why Aang (the most powerful being in his universe) is the only person who’s able to defeat him. Because not only is Ozai physically powerful, but he also knows how to outmaneuver people both psychologically and politically.

These are traits Big Bad-type characters have almost universally. (Emperor Palpitine from Star Wars and Voldemort from Harry Potter are other examples.) They have to, in order to be imposing and a large enough threat that it would take several seasons or books or movies for the hero(es) to defeat them.

Now, this isn’t a requirement, but something I find compelling is that Ozai is closely connected to at least one of the show’s main characters. (He’s Zuko’s father). This type of dynamic tends to make the ongoing conflict between a show’s hero(es) and villain(s) more meaningful – if there’s some kind of shared history.

Maybe they’re family members (Ozai and Zuko), former friends (Naruto and Sasuke from Naruto), former teacher/student (Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader from Star Wars), or maybe the villain inflicted some kind of previous injury on the hero. (I’m thinking of the DCAU’s Darkseid who, at one point, had brainwashed Superman into becoming his servant.)

So, could Raymond Reddington be a Big Bad?

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As other people have discussed before, Red is a very complicated and nuanced character. One minute he’s patting a little kid on the head and buying a vending machine for a rundown DMV; the next, he’s killing a roomful of people seemingly without batting an eye.

And, let’s be clear, Red definitely has a persona. He wants other criminals to fear and respect him; and whether he actually enjoys having all this power or not, he certainly has gone to some questionable methods to achieve it.

But, encompassing his persona into it, Red is an imposing and powerful man who can be ruthless, cunning, manipulative, and has no qualms about deceiving people when it benefits him – such as when he doesn’t correct Liz about misconceptions she has that would require him to divulge a truth he wishes to keep from her.

And of course, Red’s presence has loomed over the Blacklist since the pilot, albeit in a more direct and obvious way than Ozai in ATLA. Even though Red’s not officially part of the Task Force – he’s only supposed to pass information along to them – he oftentimes plays with them like puppets. For instance, in episode 5×17, he literally admits to STEALING A WITNESS FROM THE TASK FORCE, and the only consequence of that is Liz and Cooper getting a little miffed, and neither really takes action to ensure that Red isn’t the one making the Task Force’s decisions any more. For someone who’s only supposed to be an informant, Red runs the damn place.

And, like with Ozai, Red has personal ties to one of our main characters. He definitely knew Liz’s parents, as he stole her bio-father’s identity, and seems to have been responsible for saving her life the Night of the Fire. Ultimately, both he and Liz are connected by what happened The Night of the Fire, which impacted both of their lives – for better or for worse.

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Now. Don’t twist it and start thinking that I believe Red is a villain. He is, overall, an anti-hero. He and Liz have been antagonistic at times, yes, but they’ve been on the same side for about 75 percent of the show thus far. But, we should all definitely be able to realize and admit that Red has some villainous qualities. But, as an anti-hero, he should.

So, if Red is the Big Bad of the show like I theorize, does that mean that he has to be defeated in the series finale to have a proper ending, as I said previously?

Well, yes.

It’s occurred to me several times before that the series finale will be the Number 1 name on the Blacklist, which I conjecture will be Raymond Reddington (or, perhaps our Red’s real identity).

All the way back in Season 1, I theorized on social media that the ideal ending would be something reminiscent of the anime Code Geass’ “Zero Requiem” scheme.

For those of you who haven’t seen it, Code Geass’ finale involved the main character Lelouch setting himself up as a villain for the entire world to unite against. Then, he had his friend Suzaku kill him and thus bring about world peace.

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And, for a long time, there was a popular Code Geass fan theory that Lelouch, after supposedly dying in the finale, actually survived. (This was proved correct in the series’ sequel movie Code Geass: Lelouch of the Re;surrection.) Lelouch had gained some powers over the course of the series, and other characters were shown to be able to “die” but then resurrect themselves, essentially.

If I were writing The Blacklist, I would write something similar to this ending.

But let’s step back for a second. Because if you want to write the ending to a show, book series, movie series, etc., you really have to look at its beginning.

Let’s look at an example: one of my all-time favorite shows, 30 Rock.

In the pilot, we are introduced to Liz Lemon (Tina Fey’s character) and Jack Donaghey (Alec Baldwin). Liz, much like our Liz on TBL, is hoping to start a family but must find a work/life balance. Jack is looking to climb the corporate ladder and eventually become CEO of General Electric, and wants to innovate and improve things. And, they are initially antagonistic with each other.

However, by the finale, Liz has finally gained the family she’s always wanted (two adopted kids and a husband), but now struggles with the WORK part of her work/life balance. Jack, after becoming CEO of KableTown (which took over NBC after GE), finds himself unsatisfied in life, and sets off to sail the world. He quickly turns around, however, after immediately coming up with an idea for clear dishwashers, and is last seen working as an executive for a new company (although it’s never specified which one). And, they have become the closest of friends, finally admitting out loud that the platonically love each other.

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Basically, the characters went full-circle from where they set out. Liz finally got everything she wanted; Jack realized that power and ambition aren’t everything; and they became great friends after initially being enemies.

Now, as we touched on a little bit earlier… what did we learn about Red and his goals from the pilot? What does he have to accomplish by series’ end?

The VERY FIRST THING that’s said on the show is Gray telling Red, “Must be good to be home again, sir,” and Red responds that they will find out. This already tells me that, by the end, Red will need to have found a home or a sense of “home.” It’s also one of the first things he tells Liz: “You get back home much? I haven’t been home in years.” Already, the show is establishing a connection between Red, Liz and the idea of home/a family.

Red makes the comment to Liz: “Everything about me is a lie; but if anyone can give me a second chance, it’s you.” Again, this notion of the truth about Red and Liz being able to trust him (maybe love him?) are tied together in this line of dialogue during their first encounter. So, he wants Liz to find out the truth about him? Or, at the very least, he wants Liz to give him a second chance.

He also says, “Here you are, about to make a name for yourself, about to capture Ranko Zamani. I’m going to make you famous, Lizzie.

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So a few things to unpack here: we ARE given some things that need to happen, either plot-wise or character-wise in/by the series finale:

1) Red needs to find a home or a sense of home.
2) Liz needs to find out the truth about Red and/or give him a second chance.
3) Red needs to make Liz famous.

And considering that “Raymond Reddington” isn’t his real identity, even though he believes he now embodies it more than the RR ever did, it makes sense that Red would want Liz to give him a second chance as John Smith (or whatever his real name is). But Red also indicates to Liz that he’s going to make her famous by helping her to catch criminals. And who’s a bigger criminal than “Raymond Reddington”?

That’s why I think a Code Geass / Zero Requiem ending would fit very well.

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Red has told people on several occasions that he deserves to pay for what he’s done. So it makes sense that a possible series finale would have him dying, but again, we have to look at the beginning of the show to see what a significant and proper ending would be.

Does Red really need to die to pay the price for what he’s done? Especially considering that the pilot sets him up as someone who wants redemption and a sense of home.

No. I think that the criminal, the persona of “Raymond Reddington” has to die, and our Red will either take up his old name and identity again, or take on a new one entirely.

Maybe he will fake his death WITH the help of Cooper, Liz, Ressler, the FBI, etc. Or maybe, he’ll fake his death WITHOUT their help, so that even Cooper and Ressler won’t be looking for him anymore. And, if he arranges it so that it looks like Liz was responsible for finally stopping him, then he will have made her famous, just as he promised.

Could you imagine if, in the series finale, Red arranges his death so that it’s public – for all to see. There are hundreds of officers on scene, news helicopters flying overhead. He needs people to see and know that Raymond Reddington – one of the most wanted criminals in the world – is finally dead. Potentially at the hands of FBI Agent Elizabeth Keen.

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Just like with Lelouch in Code Geass, he would make sure that his death (whether supposed or actual) was very much a public display.

And, again, I keep harking back to Red’s line: “I’m going to make you famous, Lizzie.”

Yes, Liz definitely became an infamous criminal after killing the attorney general and going on the run in S3a. But infamous and famous aren’t really the same. They’re related, but very much different. He didn’t promise he would make Liz an infamous criminal herself; no, he promised he would help her CATCH criminals. And, again, of ALL the Blacklisters we’ve encountered throughout this show, no one seems to be more notorious or as ‘big of a fish’ as Raymond Reddington.

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As I’ve discussed before, Red is very much like a Byronic hero. The most famous Byronic heroes (IMO), Edmond Dantes from The Count of Monte Cristo and Mr. Rochester from Jane Eyre, BOTH are seen as semi-villainous in a way. They aren’t perfect, and have to change over the course of the story. With Dantes, he’s become so caught up in his revenge, that he has to take a step back, realize how far he almost went, and then try to set himself right before he sails off with his much younger love interest for his “happy ending.” Likewise, with Rochester, he has become so caught up with finding his happiness, that he deceives the woman he loves and nearly leads her into committing a grave sin/crime. Later, he ‘pays the price’ for his deception by losing Jane, his home, his wife and his sight. And only after he’s become humbled does he find his happy ending with Jane.

To put it more plainly, Red as the Big Bad of the show wouldn’t need to die.

He would simply have to be defeated.

Just like with Ozai in ATLA. A major discussion in and leading up to the finale is that Aang won’t take Ozai’s life because of his belief that all life is sacred. And, in the end, Aang finds a way to defeat Ozai and leave him powerless forever WITHOUT killing him.

Another example is how, in Naruto, the Big Bad is Sasuke. At the end of the show, he and Naruto come to a sort of stalemate in their final battle and he lives to reform his ways and help Naruto keep the world safe.

So, in my theory, Red fakes his death, and then he and Liz ride off into the sunset?

Yeah, pretty much.

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Again, with all Red’s parallels to the Byronic herothey would both be able to find what they were ultimately looking for in each other. Liz would find the family she’s always wanted through Red, and Red would find his home or sense of home in Liz and Agnes.

Remember Red’s second goal from the pilot: Liz is the ONLY person who can give him a second chance. He can’t find his home or his happiness with anyone else.

So, assuming this whole theory is correct, there are really are four possible scenarios for the series finale, and some I see as more likely than others:

1) Red well and truly dies in the finale, and there’s no question that he’s dead. – I give it a 5% chance of happening.

2) Red dies, but his death will be ambiguous. Maybe there would be a shot of Liz and Agnes on the island Red mentioned in S4b, and off to the side will be a man in a hat or something. And there will be all these fan theories that Red didn’t die, and there will be all these posts pointing out the evidence that he really did; and ultimately, TPTB will say it’s ambiguous on purpose. (Much like what happened with Code Geass.) – 25%

3) Red “dies” for all the world to see, but a few characters know that he’s actually alive and has taken on a new identity. What will be ambiguous will be whether he ends up with Liz as a romantic interest. Maybe there will be a shot of him and Liz walking through the park with Agnes, each one on either side of her, but no one will ever explicitly say that they’re “together” now. And, of course, fans will argue that there was sufficient evidence to assume that they are together, but it will still be JUST ambiguous enough that no one will be able to say for sure, because TPTB will try to keep everyone happy and not really confirm it one way or the other. – 40%

4) Red fakes his death and he and Liz are definitely a couple in the finale. Kissing. Holding hands. Maybe with some wedding rings. And Agnes calls him “dad.” He and Liz both “ride off into the sunset” as much of a couple as Dantes & Haydee or Rochester & Jane. – 30%

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So… in summary: I think the series finale will have Red figuratively dying in the series finale as the show’s default Big Bad. He will ditch the “Raymond Reddington” persona, and in doing so, somehow make Liz famous. After faking his death, he will find his home and second chance with Liz (and Agnes). And Liz will find the family she’s always wanted with Red.

Thanks for reading this whole damn thing again. When I get to writing about The Blacklist, I just can’t keep it short. 🙂

Show Time: Should you watch “Perfect Harmony”?

Given that I’m a huge fan of NBC’s The Good Place and I enjoy Superstore, it was no surprise that, when watching those two shows on Thursday nights, I inevitably checked out the show that’s smack-dab in between them in the lineup — NBC’s new half-hour comedy Perfect Harmony.

A quick synopsis: Arthur Cochran, a retired Princeton music professor (played by Bradley Whitford), becomes depressed after his wife’s death, and — while attempting suicide — stumbles across a small-town church choir in desperate need of some fine tuning. In deciding to become their director, he begins to establish a new purpose for himself and make new friends — even if he’s not all that jazzed about it.

So, after watching the first four episodes…

Would I recommend Perfect Harmony? Sure. Why not?

The good:

While it’s still in its infancy as a show, I think it’s hit the ground running pretty well. In comparison to the first few episodes / first season of The Office, 30 Rock and Parks & Rec, this pilot and first three episodes are a few miles ahead of those shows’. The pilot itself is a bit rough, as it throws a lot at you in pretty quick succession. I mean, the first minute of the pilot/entire show is a depressed guy who’s high and/or drunk almost committing suicide, asking for a sign, and then hearing the nearby church’s choir sing off-key. But, I guess that’s also a good thing, because it’s a very trim and efficient pilot. Everything matters, and it’s all packed in real tight.

So far, the performances that have really shined are Whitford’s and Anna Camp’s, who plays Ginny, the choir member Arthur has the most interaction with. They do very well in their scenes together, and equally well playing opposite other actors. Whitford gets to go through a whole spectrum of stuff just in these first few episodes — grieving, disinterested, annoyed, pleased, relieved, etc. Overall, he can effortlessly play a total grouch who’s somehow still lovable. Meanwhile, Ginny is a wife and mother who’s going through a divorce with her soon-to-be-ex-husband (who’s also in the choir), while trying to hold it all together for their son, Cash. The tween who plays Cash does a pretty good job, considering he has to frequently act opposite the show’s two big stars (Whitford and Camp). The other cast members have been great in the limited screen time they’ve had so far, and I imagine we’ll see more of them in the coming episodes.

For the most part, the comedic bits are well executed, to the point where a few of them have made me laugh out loud. And the singing — when they actually do it — is pretty good. I mean, it has to be. 1) The show is about a choir; and 2) it needs to be good for NBC to sell the songs on iTunes afterward. *insert eye roll here*

One more thing is that the show pretty much nails the attitude and overall disposition of a choir director. One of the reasons the show caught my interest at all is because I’ve been part of a somewhat high-profile choir in Denver on-and-off for three years, so I know how wacky and weird the ‘choir life’ can be. And the show succeeds in showing how choir directors are not the friendliest of people toward their choir members. Despite everyone in the room being adults, they somehow have the ability to make their singers feel like schoolkids who need constant direction. I guess it comes with the job. To be a choir director, you have to be vocal, commanding, detail-oriented, and a huge perfectionist. And Arthur’s characterization very much nails that in the scenes where he actually gets to direct his choir.

The bad:

To be quite honest, I’m not sure how long it’ll be until I get tired of the ‘intellectual outsider has to deal with backwoods hicks’ premise. I’ve spent plenty of time in small towns, and you’d be surprised at some of the high-minded conversations I’ve had with their residents. It just depends on the people you meet. Sure, there are small towns where people are very poorly educated, and whose priorities are more on the day-to-day things rather than big-picture issues that effect a larger portion of the population. But, I think it’s unfair of the show to paint with large brushstrokes when it comes to small-town people. But, I do recognize, as we get farther into the show, these characters should become more three-dimensional by virtue of spending more time with them and seeing them in different situations.

And given that so many of the jokes in the show (thus far) are predicated on Arthur being too stuffy, intellectual and high-maintenance to understand ‘small town culture’ or whatever… or the reverse where the small-town folks don’t understand his sophisticated references, etc. … the whole thing can get a bit old pretty quickly. So, let’s hope the writers figure out they can’t dip into that well forever.

The show also gives Arthur House-like superpowers of being able to tell everything about a person based on their body language or whatever. He also does the Sawyer from Lost treatment of giving everyone little cutesy nicknames when he first meets them, but I think that was mostly in the pilot.

The in-between:

One more thing I’ll note is that, despite the entire show being centered on a church choir, I think NBC tackles it in a way that makes it approachable for both people who are religious/spiritual and those who are not. So far, the songs performed on the show haven’t been super-religious or anything. They reference Ave Maria and Handel’s Messiah, but what would normally be a very religious premise is treated with a more secular approach, making it available to more people. Which is fine. I mean, it’s a church choir. You think they’d be singing more hymns and whatnot. But, again, it’s less ostracizing this way.

On the whole, I have to say that the entire ~church~ / religion conversation is tackled in a very weird way. Arthur does seem to have a bit of contempt for the whole thing, but it’s not clear whether that’s because it’s a church or because it’s a church in a small town where people tend to be simple, small-minded and ignorant (which he prides himself that he is not). While at the same time, those characters on the show who are believers and church-goers tend to talk about their faith in platitudes and jokes. There’s very few moments (so far) where a character’s beliefs are treated seriously, and they get to voice some complex issues about their life, their challenges, their goals through the lens of their faith.

Thus, it’s not clear whether the show’s creators / writers are trying to make fun of church-goers (or people who live in small towns, for that matter) or whether it’s trying to approach the subject of religion in a way that’s fair but also keeps the plot an arms-length from the subject’s complexities. It is a half-hour comedy that’s supposed to appeal a very diverse audience, so I don’t blame them if they’re trying to do the latter.

So, in answer to the question “Should You Watch Perfect Harmony?” I say: Yeah.

Ultimately, it’s pretty harmless. Its premise isn’t as unique or spectacular as The Good Place is, nor is it as funny as 30 Rock was. But, then again, this is a show in its infancy. Maybe it’ll get better as goes.

Catching the Classics: Parts 11-20 (RECAP)

My little weekly experiment is now officially a year old! (Actually a little more than.) And, because I’m recording Part 30 this week, I decided I would put together another recap post for all of you. And, I plan to do another for Parts 21-30 here in the next few weeks.

While the first 10 iterations were a bit rough, I feel like we — that being me and the Nerds — started to get into a rhythm with these next 10. I picked out a pretty diverse set of movies; I was recording my little sound blurbs in a timely manner; and I set a weekly reminder for myself to send them to Nerds every Friday evening. And the Nerds became very good about regularly including them as part of the show.

So, because I don’t want to transcribe everything I said about these movies on the podcast, the blurbs below are a condensed version of my various voice recordings that I sent the Nerds.

I don’t have time to go back and find every single episode that these CtC iterations appeared on, but I can tell you that CtC-Part 20 was during Reel Nerds Podcast Episode 392: Dead Cat Walking (Pet Sematary review).

And, a quick note: the ratings for all the movies are out of five stars. So 5 stars is perfect, 4 stars is really good, etc.

Also, SPOILER WARNING FOR ANY/ALL OF THESE MOVIES!

So, without further ado, here are recaps of the next 10 iterations of Catching the Classics (with Corinne!)

Catching the Classics – Part 11: Shaun of the Dead

Overall, wow, this is such a good movie! I was blown away by how tight the writing is, how much everything connects, and how everything comes back into play at some point. The gore effects were convincing, but not super disturbing. It’s probably more rated R for the language and not so much for the gore. It’s probably on a similar level to Zombieland in that respect.

Of anything, the writing really stood out to me as a very efficient and direct film. It puts you right into the action; and the opening scene is a great way to introduce your characters succinctly.

Shaun of the Dead: 4 or 4.5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 12: Close Encounters of the Third Kind

Surprisingly, I didn’t know too much about the movie — basically that it was about aliens and that it was directed by Steven Spielberg. And, while I understand it’s a very popular movie in many circles, I didn’t care for it.

There were a few good sequences, don’t get me wrong. One example I can give is when the aliens come to abduct the kid at the farmhouse. And another is the shot of the alien’s ship flying over the truck while the main character is surprised and confused about it. But, overall, I feel like a lot of other ‘alien encounter’ movies do this same premise but far better.

Two major problems with the movie are how unlikable the characters are, and how it ultimately feels long and boring. The last 30 minutes or so — where the aliens come in to the human base at Devil’s Tower — takes forever, and really doesn’t make a lot of sense when you stop to think about it. Why did the aliens abduct all those humans? Why are they giving them back now? Why are these other humans, like our main character, deciding to go with them? How did the humans and the aliens arrange for this little exchange? Wouldn’t the government be upset with the aliens for abducting all those other people earlier? Why would they think it was okay for our main character and the others to go with the aliens now?

So, all in all, the movie didn’t land for me whatsoever, giving this series its lowest-rated movie so far:

Close Encounters of the Third Kind: 2 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 13: The English Patient

This is a movie that the Nerds said was going to be long, drawn-out, boring and horrible. And, really, it wasn’t as bad as they had led me to believe. Sure, some parts of it were long, but I’d be willing to watch it again some day. Maybe not anytime soon, but some day.

While I knew the basic premise and some of the cast members, I was pleasantly surprised at how it all came together. I enjoyed the score, the overall look and cinematography, the costumes, the sets, and the performances. It’s a very beautiful movie all around.

I really didn’t mind that things were told out-of-order, but one thing that bugged me about the story was how it felt like there were scenes missing sometimes. One example is after Colin Firth’s character finds out about his wife’s affair with Almasy, we never see any fallout from that until the sequence with the plane. And there seemed to be a big gap in the timeline between when he found out about the affair and then tried to kill himself and/or Katharine and/or Almasy. But, there was no buildup to this weird homicidal/suicidal rage. Why decide to do that now? So, it probably would’ve helped to see the immediate fallout of him finding out. Did he share any tense scenes with Katharine or Almasy? Granted, the movie is 3 hours long so you can’t get bogged down in the weeds, but it would’ve helped to have those scenes, because otherwise, it feels like there are pieces missing to this story.

The biggest drawback, though, is how unlikable the characters are. I’m not rooting for the main couple to be together, because she’s already married and I can’t root for people whose relationship — by definition — is deceitful and unethical. Also, not sure why the scene where she tells him about the thimble was made out to be this big reveal. She told Almasy multiple times throughout the movie that she was in love with him, but that she couldn’t be with him because she was already married.

Also, side note, I was far more invested in Hana and Kip’s relationship than I was in Katharine and Almasy’s. I’m so thankful Kip didn’t die in that scene where he’s defusing the bomb.

The English Patient: 3 or 3.5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 14: It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

I remember watching Rat Race as a kid, which I believe is a remake of this movie. And, to be honest, I think I like Rat Race better. (I haven’t seen it in years, but I enjoyed it when I was young.) Overall, the film has some great stunt-work and comedic bits, but it’s way too long.

The premise is an interesting idea, and you see how it all unfolds from the initial five men who go down to see the dying guy at the beginning. But, the filmmakers easily could’ve cut the movie down 45 minutes or an hour, and it would’ve been just fine. Many of the bits go on for far too long, to the point where they’re no longer funny — they’re just awkward.

I also didn’t appreciate the way the movie treated its female characters. The mother-in-law is unbelievably annoying, to the point where it’s exhausting; her daughter gets one nice moment in the state park, but that’s it; and the dentist’s wife is beyond dull — so dull that they could’ve replaced her with a sack of potatoes and it would’ve been more interesting. And, then the police captain is certainly a product of his time — ogling his female coworker in one of his first scenes.

Now, I actually watched the movie with my mom when I was home on vacation. She recorded it as part of a “car race” double-header on Turner Classic Movies. The other movie in the doubleheader was The Great Race, which I grew up on and enjoy far more than this movie. Also, it treats its female characters with actual respect — giving them agency, personalities and senses of humor. And for another movie about a car race — although a more formal one than Mad World‘s — it keeps the plot moving, and characters aren’t lingering in any one location for too long. Which isn’t the case here.

In summary: just go watch The Great Race instead, because it’s a much better movie!

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World: 2.5 or 3 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 15: Sixteen Candles

The only reason I watched this movie was because someone on the Screen Junkies’ Movie Fights had tried to make the case that this was the worst romcom of all time. He had argued that the movie is terrible because it portrays date-rape and sexual assault in a very casual way, in addition to being misogynist/sexist, racist and homophobic. And, I have to say that I agree with most of that.

Initially, it started off well, though, with the opening sequence at the main character’s house. There are a few funny bits of dialogue and sequences with her parents and grandparents. Overall, the movie has some comedic elements that still land, but, the actual plot and content hasn’t aged well.

My biggest grievance was with the male love interest (pictured above with Molly Ringwald’s character). He comes off as super-creepy in his interactions with her, but he’s somehow even worse when he’s dealing with his current / soon-to-be-ex girlfriend, whom he “trades” to ‘the nerd’ for his crush’s underwear. Ugh.

I had fun with it, weirdly, but it was more in research sort of way since the whole point was to see how poorly it had aged.

Sixteen Candles: 2 or 2.5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 16: Pretty in Pink

Another John Hughes movie! Even before I watched it, I knew James Spader and Molly Ringwald were in it; that there was a character named Ducky; and that it was another John Hughes teen-romcom.

On the whole, it’s far less problematic than Sixteen Candles. Initially, I found Ducky’s obsession with Andie and his inappropriate comments to her and other girls very problematic; but by the end, you could see that he had grown and realized he shouldn’t force a relationship with someone who didn’t want to be in a relationship with him.

I was also definitely rooting for Andie and Blaine; I thought they were remarkably mature and honest with each other for 18-year-olds. The whole part where Andie confesses that she doesn’t want him to see where she lives — I thought that was a great moment for her.

One thing that irked me the whole time was the continual emphasis on the characters needing to fit in with their high school social strata. It makes sense in most other teen-romcoms and ‘coming of age’ movies, because they’re usually underclassmen. But, here, they’re graduating in a few weeks. So who cares what your friends think about the person you’re dating! After graduation, you don’t have to see any of these people ever again. (And you probably won’t anyway.)

So, yeah, I really enjoyed it. I’d definitely watch it again, especially because James Spader is in it. Yes, he’s a douche bag, but he plays a douche bag as only James Spader can. 😉

Pretty in Pink: 3.5 or 4 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 17: The Truman Show

Of all the movies I’ve watched for the CtC series thus far, I think this is the one that has aged the best. While I knew the premise and the ending beforehand, I immensely enjoyed this movie’s setup, characters, and writing.

It has a perfect mix of drama and comedy. One sequence that stands out to me is when he’s trying to leave town in the car with his “wife,” and he goes through the roundabout, then makes her drive over the bridge, and then drives through the fire line. It’s both hilarious and is a dynamic scene that keeps the energy up.

And, even though I knew how it ended, I was so engulfed in the finale where the creator/creation dynamic between Truman and Christof culminates. You can see that Christof looks at Truman with genuine paternal feelings, but he’s only a father to Truman in the most unethical way possible. And, of course, are his attempts to stop Truman driven more by his feelings, or is it because he doesn’t want the show to end? I believe it’s more of the latter, but you can see the mixture of both in Ed Harris’ performance.

Also, this might be my favorite Jim Carrey performance ever, but then again, I haven’t seen him in most of his dramatic stuff. So I have a small sample size.

By the end, I wanted to see more than just Truman walking through that door at the end. I wanted to see him actually encounter the ‘real world’ for the first time, reconnect with Sylvia, and maybe go to Fiji. But, I know that’s not the story they were trying to tell. It’s about “The Truman Show” (the show within the movie) and not just Truman. It was about the experience of the show, what it means for the world of entertainment, what it’s done to Truman and his psyche, and those who watch it.

So, I’m happy to say that this movie has earned the CtC series’ third-ever perfect rating:

The Truman Show: 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 18: Se7en

This was another entry where pop culture osmosis ruined basically every plot point of the movie — the premise behind the murders, the characters’ motivations, and the ‘twist’ ending. I think this is to the movie’s detriment, because my experience as a first-time watcher was ruined given that the cool build-up and suspense was gone. I didn’t love it or hate it; it was okay. It was worth watching, but I doubt I’d watch it again.

Overall, the performances were great — Morgan Freeman, Brad Pitt, and Gwyneth Paltrow. And while Kevin Spacey is a problematic human being, to say the least, he can play a creepy and privileged white guy really well. Weirdly, the part of the movie I liked the best was the credits at the beginning. Also, shout-out to Howard Shore — his music worked well at building up the tension in several scenes.

Se7en: 3 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 19: Terminator 2: Judgment Day

Let me say right off the bat that I’ve never seen the first Terminator or any movie in the franchise, except for Terminator: Salvation, weirdly. And while I don’t remember much from it anyway, pop culture osmosis had already ruined many of the movie’s plot points for me, such as which time-traveling character is the bad guy and which one is the good guy. And, that the film ends with the T-800 “dying” voluntarily to preserve the timeline, and that John Connor was really broken up about it.

In actually watching it, though, I felt like the movie was really long. The last action scene, in particular, seems to go on forever. But, I did like how the movie gave you just enough exposition — not too much or too little — about what had happened in the previous Terminator movie, which would help people like me to catch up. The adult actors do a great job; the kid isn’t the best but he’s not terrible. The best part for me was the second act where John and the T-800 are bonding — it reminded me a lot of the Iron Giant. And, as an aside, the effects hold up really well.

T2: Judgment Day: 3.5 or 4 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 20: Night of the Living Dead

While I recognize its value as a cultural touchstone, it was hard to get past the low production value and awkward acting. I wondered at the time whether it was an independent film — and the Nerds later confirmed it is — but with these, I like to judge films on their own merit, without looking over IMDB trivia or special features or directors’ commentaries, etc. If it’s a “classic,” it should hold up to modern audiences without giving you a bunch of context, right? (Now, granted I have cheated on this a few times. I think I looked up some background on Grave of the Fireflies, which I cover in Part 29. But, from now on, I’ll try to refrain from doing that, because I want to be consistent in how I approach these films.)

My overall impression of the movie, though, is a cross between The Twilight Zone and Birdemic. It has the philosophical ambition of a Twilight Zone episode, because it wants to capitalize on paranoia and mob mentality, which is prevalent in much of TZ. I really like how it examines the psychology of these characters as they face the crisis of a zombie epidemic. I really enjoyed the second act when the guys come up from the cellar and have a conversation with the main character as to who’s in charge, who they should listen to, etc. And, I liked the opening scene with Barbara running away from the cemetery during the initial zombie attack.

But, at the same time, it’s weighed down by a low production value, occasional wooden acting, and filming techniques that sometimes reminded me of an awkward student film. I was frustrated at the 180 Barbara’s character did — from intelligently running away from the zombies and taking refuge in the farmhouse, to just sitting on the sidelines while everyone else made the decisions.

I don’t generally like horror movies because I get really tensed-up, which is what happened during the initial sequence in the cemetery and Barbara running away; but by the third act, it all felt incredibly cartoonish and I didn’t even care anymore.

So, while it was a movie that generated a lot horror tropes, and I feel conflicted about my overall experience in watching it, the weaker points really hold it back from getting a higher rating from me:

Night of the Living Dead: 3 stars

Terror In The Mountains: Telluride Horror Show 2019

After a six year absence I returned to the great Telluride Horror Show. The first two times I went it was with the other Nerds. However, sometimes life gets in the way and since our last visit to the beautiful mountain town, I’ve had a son and James has gotten married and had a daughter.

So, it was with great excitement that my wife, (the most beautiful, most understanding woman ever) said it would be awesome to go back to Telluride for a vacation and horror movie watching.

Since our absence, Telluride Horror Show has grown a lot. There is now a third venue to screen the films. And in previous years I took the warning of movies selling out with a grain of salt. This is no longer the case as I was 17 minutes early to a screening of a film only to be turned away because it was sold out. It was so cool to see how much this film festival has grown in popularity as it is such a unique experience. On the way to our last film on Saturday night, our driver (no we are not rich, it was included with our hotel room) said he too has seen how much The Horror Show has grown and commented how cool it was to see the leaves falling and people in spooky costumes.

Below is a review of all four movies I was able to see this year. If you have the opportunity and you love horror movies Telluride Horror Show is worth the trip.

Wounds (2019) Directed by Babak Anvari

Wounds, making its Colorado debut is an uneven, sometimes meandering horror film. It goes for shock and ambiguity and it doesn’t quite pull off either.

Will (Armie Hammer) is a bartender at a dive bar in New Orleans. His girlfriend Carrie (Dakota Johnson) is a student(?) at Tulane. They seem to be having problems, however this is never truly explored, and it’s just implied as Carrie is distant and withdrawn from Will. Will seems to be coasting in life, as it again is never really explored but he dropped out of college for some reason and is now a bartender.

Will also has a crush on Alicia, (the always great Zazie Beetz). But she has a boyfriend, Jeffery and Will doesn’t see what she sees in him.

One night at the bar a fight breaks out between two men, a group of college kids start filming the fight. After the fight breaks up the college kids run out of the bar when they learn Will has called the police. One leaves behind a cell phone that Will takes home.

At home Will receives an ominous text message, which he ignores. Soon Will and his girlfriend are soon terrorized not only by the college kids but something else as well.

Wounds sets up a lot. It delivers on almost none of its lofty ideas. Themes and storylines are introduced sometimes without any payoff or reason. Why is the dude who fights at the bar refusing medical attention? Why does he ask Will to stay because of “nightmares”? Why does Carrie mistrust Will so much? Why does Will like Alicia so much? Did they date before? Was she only a customer who flirts with Will? What the hell is the Book of Wounds? How do the college kids have this power and why do they murder people? Why is Will such an asshole? Is the whole film exploring the disease of an alcoholic? What do the cockroaches mean?

As you can see the film asks a lot of you, without giving you much in return. I don’t mind horror films that don’t give all the answers, but if you ask your audience to be smart, don’t make a dumb movie with dumb characters. Johnson is given literally nothing to work with. Hammer fares better because he is given the best lines and the most fleshed out character. Beetz is great as always as she is given a sympathetic arc.

I haven’t seen any of Anvari’s other films, but his vision is flat here. Shaky cams to show panic and forced perspective to show Will being followed by a car(!) don’t help. He’s much better at the quiet moments between Will and Alicia.

I didn’t dislike everything. It has some funny moments. As mentioned above, Will and Alicia have some great moments and Anvari seems much more comfortable with those.

A scary movie that isn’t scary and sinks under its lofty ideas derails Wounds from becoming anything more than a ho-hum affair with a lame ending.

Grade: C-

Scare Package 2019, Directed By Multiple

Scare Package is a horror comedy that made is US debut at Telluride Horror Show is a funny, gory anthology that is a treat for horror fans.

Billed as 7 filmmakers. 7 Tales of Terror. 0 Working Cell phones, Scare Package delivers nearly an hour and forty five minutes of horror glee. The first tale we meet Mike, his job is to make sure that the horror movie goes as planned so he is cutting power, pointing signs the wrong way and placing demonic toys in the attic just right, but he wants more. Does Mike dare to become a part of the film itself?

The wraparound tale involves Rad Chad’s Video Store where Rad Chad is training a new employee, Hawn the ins and outs of the video business. They watch videos that introduce us to each segment.

To tell you the ins and outs of every segment would ruin the greatness that lies within the film. There is a surprise cameo, tons of fun gore (especially in One Time In The Woods) and the whole cast and crew are having a blast.

Being an anthology, Scare Package does suffer from the occasional let down. All the segments have their moments but some are such a wild ride that what comes after is bound to suffer when they are not as crazy. But even the stories that don’t live up to the wild, zany ride that most of Scare Package is, they do a great job telling the self-aware horror that encompasses the whole film.

Scare Package is destined to be a favorite among horror movie fans and midnight screenings for years. The audience I saw it with was laughing and cringing, sometimes all at once.

Grade: A-

The Deeper You Dig, 2019 Directed By John Adams, Toby Poser and Zelda Adams

The Deeper You Dig made its Colorado debut at Telluride Horror Show and was the biggest surprise of the show.

Echo (Zelda Adams) is a teenage girl, who goes out sledding on night. Kurt (John Adams) is flipping a house down the road. After a night of drinking, Kurt decides to drive home. When Kurt feels a bump in the road he assumes he killed a deer. To his horror, it’s Echo. He picks up Echo in a panic and takes her to the home he is working on. He places Echo’s body in the tub. Ivy (Toby Poser), is Echo’s mother and also a psychic calls the police after Echo doesn’t come home. Ivy soon learns that her daughter is dead and suspects Kurt might have something to do with it.

The Deeper You Dig, is truly a remarkable film. The Adams Family shot, edited, and composed some of the music for the film. What really stood out to me was how well the film was shot. Almost every frame of the film is carefully thought out, not only for blocking but for lighting and what is in the frame. The level of detail is simply outstanding. In the Q and A that followed the movie, John Adams said that what makes the film look so good is that each member of his family brings their strengths to certain scenes. That too is amazing because the film is cohesive and I could not tell a difference in the film from one scene to the next.

While most of the film is solid, the mythology of the ghost story sometimes collapsed under its own weight. The script lacked some polish and the film succumbed to some cheap jump scares. The jump scares seemed even more unnecessary as the film stands on its own as a quiet character study.

The Deeper You Dig was a pleasant surprise. It was a film I decided to see at the last minute when my wife decided to take a nap. I am glad I saw it. The Deeper You Dig is a beautifully shot, well made ghost story.

Grade: B-

Porno, 2019 Directed By Keola Racela

Porno is a horror comedy that made its Colorado debut at Telluride Horror Show. And buckle up because Porno is one hell of a ride.

Five employees of a small Christian town theatre discover a dark secret below the theatre. An old film that unleashes a sexy and deadly succubus that terrorizes them and gives a new meaning to sex education.

 It’s another night at the movies for Abe and Todd. BFF’s who are tired of watching either Encino Man or A League of Their Own. When a drunk (maybe) homeless guy trashes the theatre and discovers a hidden basement with a deadly secret. What appears to be a movie theatre destroyed by fire, the teenagers soon find a movie reel that appears untouched. They force Heavy Metal Jeff, the projectionist to play the film. The film appears to be a horror film which the teens call a “Porno”. What the film does is unleash a sex demon who preys on the teenagers and their character flaws.

Porno is balls to the walls insane. It starts a little slow, but that’s ok as it allows us to like the main characters and care when something bad happens to them. Porno also has gore and nudity to spare. The performances are all great. With Robbie Tann as Heavy Metal Jeff stealing every scene he is in. Director Keola Racela is also on point throughout the picture. From the pitch perfect replication of a 70’s grindhouse film, to the appropriately awesome soundtrack the aesthetic of the film is top notch.

One gripe I had is the film did not stick the landing. The execution was solid but it was a little overstuffed and was not properly explained.

Porno is going to be a late night favorite in the horror community. It has loads of gore and nudity to help sell the film, but it’s the character moments that will make Porno have a longer shelf life than most other late night popcorn favorites.

Grade B-

Catching the Classics: Parts 1-10 (RECAP)

Because Catching the Classics started on the podcast about a year ago, and I’ll be submitting Part 30 here in a few weeks, I decided it was finally time to go back through all my emails and voice recordings and put together a little recap post for all of you.

Now, the early days of CtC were a bit rough. I was sending in emails, whereas now I send in little voice recordings every week. (Fun fact: I usually record them in my pantry.) So, of these first 10-ish entries, the first six or so will be pulled straight from the emails I sent the Nerds — and I haven’t really edited them at all, so hopefully they’re intelligible. But, then everything from Part 6 onward will be a condensed version of whatever it is I said in my voice recording that played on the podcast episode.

I don’t have time to go back and find every single episode that these CtC iterations appeared on, but I can tell you that CtC-Part 10 was during Reel Nerds Podcast Episode 378: Water Bored (Aquaman review).

So, without further ado, here are recaps of the first 10 iterations of Catching the Classics (with Corinne!):

Catching the Classics – Part 1: Steel Magnolias

The only thing that I knew going into this movie was that it was a “chick-flick” (and I use that term lightly), and that something sad happens. Even when I sat down to watch it with my friend who’d seen it before, she suggested we get a box of tissues ready.

Overall, I wasn’t too thrilled or too bored with it. It was okay. I think I’d give it maybe a B- or C+.

I think the cast is eclectic, but talented. I thought Sally Field really held the whole movie together, and her performance in that cemetery scene was absolutely heart-wrenching. I actually liked the time-skips, and thought it was a good way to see these characters address different, but connected challenges over the course of three or four years.

There were definitely some funny moments that made me and my friend laugh out loud. And, I liked how these women were all unique enough that they didn’t feel like stereotypes or cookie-cutters. They had their own personalities and goals. 

On the flip side, I had a problem with this movie’s character structuring. I think they were trying to go for a more ensemble-type feel, except that some of the characters got more attention and development than others. And, yet, none of them seemed to get so much attention or development that any of them could be considered the main character.

I also thought the ending was a little disjointed. Annelle is about to have her baby, and they rush her off to the hospital… and that’s it? Why not go another five minutes, show us the women coming to see Annelle in the maternity ward and then do a cheesy freeze-frame with all of them huddled around Annelle as she’s holding the baby? That’s how I would’ve done it.

And, I can definitely tell that this movie was based on a play. I felt like the dialogue was really stilted sometimes, and I kept thinking to myself, “Who talks like that?” Lots of high drama in close quarters — it works in stage plays, but comes off a little melodramatic here.

Overall, as I said, I didn’t either love it or hate it. I’d probably watch it again, one of these days. And, I will say that having the box of tissues handy was a good idea.

Steel Magnolias: 3 / 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 2: Scarface (1983)

Now, I knew a lot more about Scarface going into the movie than I did with Steel Magnolias. I, of course, knew the famous line “Say hello to my little friend,” that it was about a cocaine kingpin in Miami, and that Al Pacino was in it.

I know it’s an incredibly popular movie, especially among men, but I personally wasn’t a fan of it.

I do think there are a lot of elements about it that are very well-crafted. I think Pacino’s performance was excellent, especially considering how much of the movie he had to carry. We saw every aspect of Tony — broken and scared, desperate and ambitious, arrogant and vicious, and soft and vulnerable.

There were also some sequences, especially toward the end, that expertly built up the tension. The scene where they’re driving in NYC stands out to me. I also appreciated a lot of the unique camera movements, which were enough to engage you but not so frequent that they annoyed or overwhelmed you.

I also thought the guy who played Manny did an excellent job and I loved Tony’s mom. She was probably my favorite character, and I wish we would’ve spent more time with her.

There were also a few moments that made me laugh out loud, to the point where parts of the movie felt like a dark comedy.

However, this movie feels incredibly long. It’s nearly 3 hours. I know that’s not as long as any of the Lord of the Rings movies, but I actually care about those characters. Here, everyone’s kind of a douchebag and I know they’re all gonna die at the end, so I’m not as invested in their journey as I am in, say, Frodo’s.

I didn’t realize the movie started with us seeing Tony after he first comes to the US and gets his start in the drug biz. I thought we were going to get introduced to him as a kingpin already. But, of the movie’s three sections, I enjoyed the middle one the most. Seeing him go from Frank’s inner circle to kingpin was more interesting than watching him go from immigrant to flunky, or watching his inevitable downfall in the third act.

Additionally, compared to today’s culture, this movie feels incredibly dated when it comes to portraying POC and handling its female characters.

I was blown away by how underdeveloped Elvira’s character is. When Tony is working for Frank, she rejects Tony multiple times and doesn’t seem at all interested in him. And yet, she ends up marrying the guy… for some reason….??? Why? Was it for his money? For the cocaine? After being so unhappy in her first marriage to a drug lord, what was she expecting would be different with another? I felt like she was just there to be arm candy.

And, Tony’s sister… I also thought his behavior toward her seemed overly creep and borderline incestual, so I’m glad she called him out on that.

Anyway, I can see why people — men, especially — seem to like this movie. It’s a modern-day adaptation of the Greek tragic hero but with a shit-ton of drugs and violence. Again, it’s not for me, but it’s definitely made an impact on pop culture and that makes it at least work checking out.

Scarface (1983): 3 / 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 2.5: Blazing Saddles

After watching Scarface last week, I decided to spend the accidental buffer week with Blazing Saddles.

I’m 90 percent sure I’ve seen it before, but couldn’t quite remember as it’s probably been 10-plus years.

Anyway, very good movie. It took a while to get going, as the first 20-30 minutes seemed kind of slow. But once Bart shows up to town, I think that’s where it really kicks off.

I loved how he got an opportunity to outwit his antagonists, rather than just beating them with pure brawn. It was a nice change of pace.

And I loved the ending. That fight / dance scene is hilarious, and was probably my favorite part.

Blazing Saddles: 4 / 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 3: Jurassic Park

Because this film is so pervasive in pop culture, I knew so much about it: all the famous lines, the major scenes, and which characters live and which die. It felt like I’d seen like half of this movie already; I just needed to watch all the stuff that’s in between the famous scenes.

Despite all that, I couldn’t believe how well this movie held my attention. I genuinely had fun. Granted, some of the tense scenes where the kids or Alan are in danger… I already knew they were going to live so a lot of that tension was gone. But it was, overall, a really good movie. (Surprise!)

The film is paced pretty well. The set-up doesn’t take too long so we can spend most of our time on these characters interacting in the park. Hell, you could probably cut out that scene where the lawyer goes to the Dominican Republic and it would work just fine.

There were maybe a few times at the end where it started to drag, but it still moves pretty well.

I also really noticed Spielbergs style in this. The camera movements. The different lighting choices, like when they turn off the power and use the flashlights. It was all really well done. Kept me engaged and helped build the tension while keeping the action going.

None of the characters seemed too bland, but neither were they complex, which is fine. It’s a two-hour action movie, so I don’t need them to be. I thought the actors did well and seemed to fit their parts. I liked Grant’s arc of warming up to the idea of kids, and Hammond’s sad realization that his park wasn’t just unsuccessful but dangerous.

I do have a few minor criticisms:

I felt like the ending could’ve been done a little bit better. They just fly off, safe and in one piece… but what about the park? What was Hammond going to do with it? I think it would’ve helped bring the themes (man vs nature) and his character development full-circle if we could’ve had a scene at the end with him saying that the park should be closed and he should’ve never tampered with nature, or something of the kind.

Also, I know the film is called Jurassic Park, and no doubt the trailers and marketing gave it away when it came out in 1993, but I wish they would’ve kept you guessing about whether there were dinosaurs. We see the scene at the beginning with the raptor and the guy getting killed and everyone’s wearing JP hats. Huh. I wonder what creatures might be in a park with a dinosaur logo on it…….? (Can you sense the sarcasm there?) Maybe just generic security guard outfits and Jeeps, etc., to keep the reveal safe until the group sees the dinosaurs for the first time.

Also, I thought Tim was pretty useless at following directions and Lex’s constant screaming was annoying.

And there are a few scenes where the effects don’t hold up, but for the most part, they still look great. And the animatronics and puppets(?) are pretty damn convincing.

Overall, I can see why so many people love this movie. And maybe I’ll never love it like they do, but I really enjoyed watching it.

Jurassic Park: 4 / 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 4: Unforgiven

Going into this movie, I didn’t know anything about it other than some of the cast members (Eastwood, Hackman, Freeman), that it was a Western, and that Eastwood won his first directing Oscar for it.

I do wanna say real quickly: I was raised on Westerns. More of the John Wayne Westerns than Clint Eastwood ones, but I’m no stranger to the story of the gunslinger, revenge, outlaws and general make-your-own-way attitude of the Old West.

But after watching Unforgiven

Ho. Ly. Shit.

I feel simultaneously speechless and that I could write a freaking 3,000 word essay on how well this movie tackles so many themes and aspects. Masculinity, the morality and practicality of murder, the role of writers chronicling The West, and the role of women on the frontier.

While I won’t say much more than that, because I’m still processing everything this movie has to offer, I do want to state for the record that I would LOVE to see a prequel to this where Will is an outlaw and then meets Claudia and starts to reform himself.

Maybe I’ll feel differently in a week or two, after I’ve had a chance to think about it more… But for now, I’ll say:

Unforgiven: 5 / 5 stars

I would’ve given it that rating anyway, but the fact that most of the badass characters are from Kansas definitely helped.

Catching the Classics – Part 5: Monty Python’s Life of Brian

So, going into this movie, I knew it was a Monty Python production — obviously — and that it was a parody of Bible Epics / Passion plays. I think I had seen the “What have the Romans ever done for us?” and the conjugation/graffiti scenes.

Overall, it was okay. I really enjoyed the first half. I laughed out loud at the stoning scene, and considering I’m not one for gallows humor, that says a lot. And I laughed so hard at the “Caesar Augustus Memorial Sewer,” I had to pause the movie.

But, once it takes up the ‘Brian as the Messiah’ angle, I definitely felt there were parts of it that would be offensive to Christians. Granted, I’m sure that’s what the creators were going for, but I wasn’t a fan. Also, there were a few instances of nudity, which I wasn’t expecting, and it wasn’t really necessary. And, I felt that Pilate and Biggus Dickus’ lisp thing goes on for too long — so much so that it lost a lot of its steam. By comparison, the cleric in The Princess Bride doesn’t have as many lines and his is far more hilarious. Sometimes, in comedy, less is more.

So, yeah, kind of a mixed bag from me. As I said, there were parts of it I really enjoyed. And while it is true that there were a lot of people during Christ’s time who claimed to be the Messiah, here, I felt like they were doing it just to make fun of Christians. On the whole: I think Holy Grail is a better and funnier movie. As is Blazing Saddles, since I just watched that a few weeks ago.

Monty Python’s Life of Brian: 3 / 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 6: The Green Mile

Unfortunately, the ending was ruined for me, along with a few other major plot points and the overall premise. But, I still really enjoyed it, to the point where I like it better than Shawshank Redemption.

For a 3-hour movie, it doesn’t really feel like it. There are maybe a few scenes where it starts to drag and loses its momentum, but it kept me engaged and interested. When they introduce the mouse, for instance, I thought it would really start to drag, but then you start to see why Mr. Jingles is so important, and it all makes sense.

I was confused as to what John Coffee was supposed to be — an angel, an alien, or a person with superpowers. Different aspects of the movie lead you to think one thing and then others make you think something else. But, ultimately, it doesn’t really matter, and that’s what I walked away with by the end of it.

The Green Mile: 4 or 4.5 / 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 7: Miniseries The Thorn Birds

This is the second-most-popular miniseries of all time in the United States. Definitely a water cooler moment for folks back in the day.

Thankfully, I didn’t know too much going into it. I had seen a clip on the internet that ruined one of the bigger plot points of the latter part of the series, but there’s still plenty that I didn’t know about. It’s like a 7-hour miniseries, so there’s plenty to get through. But, because it’s a miniseries, you don’t have to sit down and watch it all in one sitting. It was actually made for the exact opposite reason. So, there’s more freedom to watching it — even though it’s longer — than there is to watching a 3-hour movie in one sitting.

Because it’s a little more obscure a quick plot summary: Set in Australia in the 1920s / 30s at the start of the miniseries, a rich elderly woman has her brother’s family come to stay with her, as they’re due to inherit the estate when she dies. The woman befriends her parish priest, who also befriends her brother’s family, particularly the daughter, Meggie. The elderly lady becomes jealous of the priest (Fr. Ralph) spending so much time with her poorer relatives, particularly Meggie, that she decides to revenge herself on them when she dies. Which she does… and then like five more hours of drama ensue.

Overall, the best part of the miniseries is the performances. The two leads are great, as is the actress who plays Mary Carson, the old lady.

Admittedly, this miniseries isn’t for everyone, but I enjoyed it. I’d probably watch it again. It does feel a bit long sometimes, but I feel like it keeps the momentum going for the most part.

The Thorn Birds: 4 / 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 8: The Scarlet Pimpernel (both the 1934 and the 1982 versions)

This is the grand-daddy of modern superhero films! The original book was a major influence on Zorro, which in turn was a big influence on Batman, and you can definitely see that in both of these films. A lot of the themes and motifs feel as though they’re pulled straight from The Dark Knight trilogy, when — in fact — it’s the other way around.

The overall story is about Sir Percy Blakeney, an English baronet who works to save French aristocrats during the French Revolution, and both versions have a mixture of superhero, spy, and romance elements while also being a period drama. So… you know I’m going to love it!

I watched the 1982 version first, and I like it better even though it’s an hour longer than its predecessor. It gives the audience more backstory for the main characters and SHOWS you their connections with each other — whereas, the other version TELLS you about their connections, because it’s so much shorter. Also, I think this cast gives better performances than the 1934 cast. Anthony Andrews, who plays Sir Percy in the ’82 version, really cranks up the silliness of his character to 11 during the appropriate scenes, which help contrast when he’s serious in other scenes much better. And Sir Ian McKellen is a much better Chauvelin than whomever plays him in the ’34 version.

But, the 1934 version certainly has its merit. From what I can gather through a bit of online research, I think it’s more faithful to the original novels. And, it has pretty good production value for its day; the costumes and set designs are all great. Plus, it being a black-and-white movie gives it a more classic Hollywood feel and helps to soften or highlight the actors’ features as needed. By contrast, the 1982 version seems to have very muted and muddy-looking colors.

On the whole, both are worth watching, but I would recommend the 1982 version over its predecessor.

The Scarlet Pimpernel (1934): 4 / 5 stars

The Scarlet Pimpernel (1982): 5 / 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Holiday Bonus: White Christmas

(I talked about this on the Bonus: A Nerdmare Before Christmas episode.)

Like Blazing Saddles, this doesn’t technically meet the criteria of a CtC film, because I had seen it before. But, it was only once during an all-night event while I was in high school, so I watched it kind of sporadically while I was sleep-deprived and hyped up on sugar.

In revisiting it, I get why people like it, but I’m not one of them. I remember not really liking it the first time either, but I figured it was because I was sleep-deprived. I still got really bored with it on the second go-around.

There are a few aspects about it that I enjoy. The cast members are all very charming, and a few of the song-and-dance numbers are enjoyable rather than meandering. And, of course, Bing Crosby is always a win!

But, on the whole, I’m not a fan. Too many of the song-and-dance numbers go on for far too long, and the characters are all a bit caricature. And, arguably, it’s not even that Christmas-y. It’s almost incidental that the plot takes place at Christmas.

As much as I like musicals, this is one of those that focus more on the dance numbers at the expense of the music and the story that I really dislike.

White Christmas: 3 / 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 9: The Godfather

Of all the movies on here, this is the one (and maybe Jurassic Park) is the one that had been the most hyped-up and that I had the most ruined for me simply through pop culture osmosis. I knew all the famous scenes — the wedding, the baptism/shoot-out at the end, the horse head in the bed, etc. Plus, it has a reputation of being this beloved classic. I mean, it’s #2 on the IMDB Top 250, for crying out loud! So… it had a lot to live up to. Plus, I’ve seen so many movies that either drew inspiration or directly parodied the movie or at least its iconic moments. In short: it never could’ve lived up to the hype.

So first, let me tackle what I liked about it:

All the performances are great — Al Pacino and Marlon Brando, especially. And, apparently, Robert Duvall is in this movie?! He gets the Silent MVP Award — or the Boo Radley Award, if you will — for his performance. It also has a nice feel to it. You can see that the style looks as though it’s transitioning out of Old Hollywood. It still has that graininess, dustiness and color to it that makes it seem like it’s from ‘the old country.’ And, I appreciate that it’s set more in the ’40s and ’50s, rather than in the ’70s, which is when it came out.

Now, my biggest criticisms of the movie are about its runtime and its character arcs. Michael is not given much screen time in the beginning, but is given more as the film goes on. Fine. But, the problem is that his character arc is so drastic, but the film seems to hand-wave over the most important bits of it. Michael stepped up to help his family’s “business” because his father was sick and injured, and then he went into exile and eventually lost Apollonia in the car explosion. But, then when we see him again, he’s suddenly back in the States and very involved in his father’s dealings. There are ultimately a few big scenes missing from Michael’s arc, namely when he comes back to the States after Apollonia dies. Did he want to join his father in the business? Did he feel like he needed to as a way to get revenge for losing Apollonia? Did Vito ask him to help, and Michael was reluctant? We have no idea! A lot of it is implied and not shown, making it believable but not earned.

Meanwhile, Vito gets a really good arc, because it’s gradual and organic. You can see how and why Vito starts to change from his old ways. But, the problem is, it comes at the expense of Michael’s arc. The movie should’ve spent less time on Vito and more time on Michael, or at least, Vito’s should’ve been completed earlier in the movie. That way, it would’ve given us more time to focus on Michael’s descent as he takes over more of the business. Michael’s arc isn’t as organic or at least as well-executed as Vito’s is, which is bad, considering how radical his transformation was compared to Vito’s by the end of the movie.

As for the for the runtime, this movie is 50 percent weddings, funerals and baptisms. There are several scenes that absolutely have been cut. And the longer it went on, the more frustrated I became. Why does the movie insist on showing me so many of these things that don’t matter and then it doesn’t show me the things that do matter! It’s 3 freakin’ hours long and there are still scenes missing.

It’s not a bad movie, by any means. It’s certainly an influential movie, and I’m glad I’ve seen it now. If anything, it got me to care enough that I was invested in these characters and their arcs and how they played out. It’s just frustrating that the execution was… off, IMO.

I liked it better than Scarface, but not as much as I liked The Green Mile. And, both of those are 3 hours long, just like this movie is, so I feel like that’s pretty comparable.

The Godfather: 3.5 / 5 stars

Catching the Classics – Part 10: Bram Stoker’s Dracula

Overall, this movie was delightfully fun. I expected it to be over-the-top and melodramatic, and it was. And, I think the fact that I knew that going into it helped me enjoy it a lot better. I had seen some clips it of it previously, and I knew that Dracula and Mina had some weird romance — which was the only major change from the original novel. I haven’t read the entire novel, but I didn’t mind the change. It gave some reason as to why Dracula would go to England and why he would seek out Lucy and then Mina; and it gave him some complexity besides just being a monster in a Gothic horror novel.

I also find it hilarious that I ended up watching two Francis Ford Coppola-direct movies back-to-back, and I like this one a lot better than The Godfather. But, then ‘movie based on classic English literature’ is more in my wheelhouse than ‘mobster/gangster crime movie.’

The performances are great for the most part. Keanu Reeves is a little off, but I like Anthony Hopkins in a lot; and I think Gary Oldman did a great job considering he had to play a creepy weirdo with a strange accent with a faceful of a makeup for most of the movie.

So, you have to appreciate the film for what it is: artsy, fun, a little overblown, a little melodramatic sometimes. There wasn’t anything about it that I hated other than the final scene — SPOILERS — Dracula’s death, where they try to do this shoehorned-in ‘the power of love will redeem you’ thing, which didn’t land for me at all.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula: 4 / 5 stars

The Scream Factory Crypt Part 23: Daughters of Satan

Welcome to the Scream Factory Crypt! In this binge series I will be watching all my Scream Factory titles I own alphabetically! Scream Factory is my favorite imprint of Blu-Ray’s because they take movies that studios and the public might not adore but have fans and deserve to be given respect. This will take a long time as I have over 120(!) titles and counting, I know I will have more before I finish, so stay tuned!  Not only will I talk about them on the podcast but I will review them here as well so you can see how I feel about aspects of each release.

I decided to go out of order for part 23 and review the 1972 thriller, Daughters of Satan!

I ordered this blu-ray based solely on its bad ass cover. And while the film never lives up to the awesome campiness of that poster it is a fun, somewhat forgettable adventure.

Tom Selleck stars as James Robertson, an art historian living in Manila with his wife Chris. On a trip through the city, James finds a painting depicting witches being burnt at the stakes along with a dog. What strikes James is one witch looks just like his wife!

James buys the painting and soon he and Chris are terrorized by a dog and other supernatural events. What James soon learns is that there is a second painting this time showing the conquistador who is burning the witches looks just like him!  

Daughters of Satan is a low budget affair. It is cool seeing a young Tom Selleck in the film as he still brings the charm. The film isn’t scary at all, but it does have some fun scenes. There is a sweet foot chase through the streets of Manilla. There’s also some bloodletting and gratuitous nudity as well. All of this can’t overcome a forced script that never really gains its footing. I will say it is a fun film and I enjoyed it much more than Blood and Lace.

The video on the blu-ray disc is good not great. I wasn’t expecting that much from this film, but it looks solid for the majority of the runtime. Some scenes seem to suffer from pops and scratches as if they had to source the film from different quality of sources. The colors do look great and there is good detail in most of the frame.

The audio too is good. Nothing will push your sound system to the limits but the dialogue and music come through crystal clear. The film also doesn’t suffer from sound pops or scratches.

Most of these films do not feature any features, but Scream Factory has given Daughters of Satan two extras. These are not listed on the back of the package. First is the trailer for the film which includes the trailer for SuperBeast, which was shown with Daughters of Satan as a double bill. Also included is a photo gallery with some cool moments captured.

Daughters of Satan is a fun diversion. It isn’t great but it isn’t awful. The film mostly succeeds when Tom Selleck’s character James tries and solves the mystery of the burning witches. But hats off to Scream Factory for giving Daughters of Satan the high definition treatment.

Film: C+

Video: B-

Audio: B-

Extras: C

Overall: C

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