Month: May 2017

Ep. 302: The Pirate Bay

The Reel Nerds do tell tales when they review Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Art House Asshole : Neruda

You know how when you’re wanting to go to the movie theater and you look up all the films that are showing and there are alway at least three that you’ve never heard of, let alone have any interest in seeing? Well, good news! I’ve seen those movies. I spend most of my theater experiences in art house theaters watching those movies that you’ve never heard of and then never watch. Yeah, I’m that hipster asshole. My goal with this is to spread information out about these films, that way you can decide one of the following. “That actually sounds pretty cool! I want to see that now!” or “Man, I’m glad I decided to go see the new superhero movie!”. So without further ado, here is my article and review of Neruda.

If I am correct in thinking this, this review will mark the first time that I have reviewed a certain director twice for this series. Neruda is directed by Pablo Larrain, who also directed The Club which I reviewed earlier this year. He is also the director of Jackie which appeared in the 2016 Filmsploision, as well as directing No which is one of my favorite films of the 2010s. So I guess in terms of Art House Assholeyness, Pablo Larrain is the most established Art House director on the Podcast. Or at least I have made him this way. So you are welcome Mr. Larrain. Of the four people that read/listen to the podcast, you are well known around these parts. You’re are welcome.

Neruda was the second film, and second biopic, made by Larrain in 2016, the second being Jackie. And like how Jackie is an unconventional biopic, Neruda is the same way. Neruda is about poet Pablo Neruda, kind of. The film follows Pablo Neruda just after World War II and how the Chilean Government hunted him down for joining the Communist Party. That being said, Pablo Neruda really isn’t the main focus of the film. Rather the film follows more so the investigator hunting Neruda down, played by Gael Garcia Bernal. And the film begins to revolve and the investigator and his motivations and life story. It kind of evolves into being a cat and mouse kind of story. Except the mouse doesn’t give a shit and the cat isn’t really all that great at finding the mouse.

Despite the fact that Larrain is the most reviewed Art House director of the podcast, I wouldn’t say that I am a big fan of his work. I like his work but I never find myself seeking his work out. The Club I thought was kind of mediocre and Jackie I thought was just alright, and cards on the table again No is one of the best films I’ve ever seen. But the only constant in Larrain’s filmography that the performances in his work are always great. Where his cinematography and writing will come and go with his work, the performances he can get out of an actor is Larrain’s strong point. The two leads in the film give knockout performances and it is a really great to see Larrain work with Gael Garcia Bernal again. Gael Garcia Bernal is a great actor but Larrain has this ability to push him to his absolute best.

While watching the film I started to think that Neruda might be Larrain’s most mature work. And as I continued it became more clear that wasn’t true and that title belongs to Jackie, it’s better than some of his other work, but it isn’t the most mature. Then as it continued I started to think that where Neruda might not be Larrain’s most mature work, it might be his most complex work. Then I remembered the complexity of No and it became obvious that Neruda isn’t his most complex work either. And once the film ended it came to me that this film isn’t Larrain’s best of anything. This is the most middle of the road film that Larrain has made. It isn’t as bad as The Club, but it certainly isn’t great. It is just average. Extremely, extremely average.

I guess if you are a fan of Larrain’s other work, you might want to check this out. If you are a fan of the poet Pablo Neruda and want to see a film on that subject, you might want to check this out. If you are a fan of Gael Garcia Bernal, maybe check it out although he has better work out there. Other than that, I honestly wouldn’t recommend this to other people. I think it’s okay and I don’t regret watching it. But I honestly don’t think I’m going to think about this film ever again.

Ep. 301: Alienated

In space… no one can hear you podcast when the Reel Nerds review Alien: Covenant!

Art House Asshole : Christine

You know how when you’re wanting to go to the movie theater and you look up all the films that are showing and there are alway at least three that you’ve never heard of, let alone have any interest in seeing? Well, good news! I’ve seen those movies. I spend most of my theater experiences in art house theaters watching those movies that you’ve never heard of and then never watch. Yeah, I’m that hipster asshole. My goal with this is to spread information out about these films, that way you can decide one of the following. “That actually sounds pretty cool! I want to see that now!” or “Man, I’m glad I decided to go see the new superhero movie!”. So without further ado, here is my article and review of Christine.

If you haven’t read my review of Kate Plays Christine already, I recommend reading that review as well. For the history to be understood, let me give a bit of a rundown. At Sundance in 2016, in a rare and bizarre occurrence, two different films concerning the subject of Christine Chubbuck premiered. One was this film, a narrative scripted film directed by Antonio Campos. The other was Kate Plays Christine, a “documentary” that I was not kind to when I was reviewing it. The question I have to ask myself is which one is better. And considering Kate Places Christine is on my list of the worst and offensive films ever made, the bar isn’t set all that high for this film.

Christine is directed by Antonio Campos. Campos is known for directing Afterschool and Simon Killer, both of which I am a fan. He also is a co-founder of Borderline Films which is responsible for both Martha Marcy May Marlene and Jame White, the latter being the second best film I saw in 2015. Needless to say, I am already a fan of Campos’ work. And not surprisingly, I was a fan of this film. The film has Campos’ style on it, that being a less than obvious style but still a memorable color scheme and a good use of silhouettes. And where the film does have problems, it is far better than Kate Plays Christine. And with that, I will be dropping the comparisons and will be judging this film solely on its own.

Firstly, I want to talk about the acting. It has the cast and makings to be a great ensemble but unfortunately, the cast is just good at best. However, Rebecca Hall, playing Christine Chubbuck, is a quite incredible performance. She portrays the character with such realism while also balancing the performance with the subtlety that makes the performance more human. I believe that the idea of depression is one of the hardest things to portray in film, and a film dedicated to depression and suicide almost rarely works. And where this isn’t even close to the best film on depression, Rebecca Hall does give a great performance that shines a light on depression in a realistic fashion. The rest of the cast does a good job particularly Michael C. Hall who gives another great performance, but in comparison to Rebecca Hall, everyone just seems to be on a lower level. Not that anyone gives a bad performance. I never found myself thinking anything was going badly, but it just didn’t stack up.

I think the film is good, but I think there are certain things stopping it from being great. One thing that Kate Plays Christine has over this film is that Christine doesn’t really say anything. Yes, Kate Plays Christine says something disgusting and perverse but it is still saying something. Whereas Christine primarily just presents the story from beginning to end. This is the biggest complaint that I’ve read about the film online. And at the end of the day, I do walk away from the film saying that it was an acceptable film about depression with a marvelous performance by the leading actress, but I probably won’t be revisiting this film anytime soon nor will I be recommending it heavily.

Another problem I have with the film goes back to the ensemble aspect of the film. You have all of these actors playing characters that I think at the end of the day don’t add much to the story. Everyone has a purpose to the film in the fact that every character adds to Christine Chubbuck’s depression, with the exception of Timothy Simons character who I don’t really understand the purpose in this film without the obvious “He existed so we included him” remark. Everyone else gives a small hit to Christine that adds to the depression over time and gets her to the ending. But with a film with this ensemble, you would expect each character to have a defined existence, but instead, everyone has the same purpose. To depress Christine Chubbuck.

The film in general is quite a bizarre experience to watch. If you are watching the film, you already know it will end with Christine Chubbuck killing herself. So the entire time you know that everything she is fighting for will ultimately be useless. All of the battles that Christine Chubbuck fights in this film that show what she stood for, you know don’t matter. In a strange way, it has a very miserable feel to it. The entire time you know that Christine is going kill herself so when things start looking up, you automatically start thinking “how is this going to go wrong”? One could argue that this is the point, as this is the exact thought process that one with depression will have. But I feel as though if that was the point, it wasn’t driven home quite as much as I would have wanted.

Overall this film acts as an anti-thesis to Kate Plays Christine. Antonio Campos’ Christine above all else feels as though it is dedicated to Christine. It shows what Christine stood for and what why it was important for her to fight for it. So you might not get a message from the film, but you will get what feels like an obituary. Where Kate Plays Christine ends up antagonizing Christine Chubbuck and her decision, Christine attempts to analyze what drove her to make this decision. And where Christine isn’t great, it is admirable what it is trying to do.

Filmsplosion 300

In our milestone 300th episode, we each countdown our top ten films from the history of the podcast in this massive 5 hour show with a 40 minute supercut at the end of our most heinous comments.

Ep. 299: Awesome Mix

The Reel Nerds are gonna make a whole bunch of weird shit when they review Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2!

 

Reel News

(11:47) The Dark Tower gets a trailer

(14:45) Photos from Murder on the Orient Express remake

(16:26) David Lynch retiring from feature film

(20:36) Dunkirk gets a new trailer

(21:38) WGA writers strike thwarted

New Releases

(26:32) Fifty Shades Darker, Heat: Definitive Edition, The Untouchables, Road to Perdition, Orange is the New Black S4, Making Contact, A Fantastic Fear of Everything, Brain Damage, Serial Mom, Psycho (1998), American Mummy

(40:11) Zach Around Town

Watching

(43:24) Henry: Arthouse Asshole: Timbuktu, Casting Jon Benet, Colossal, Small Crimes, Legion, Boogie Nights, Be Kind Rewind

(55:06) James: This is Us

(55:52) Zach: Manchester by the Sea, New York: A Documentary, Coney Island, Fast Five

(1:08:00) Ryan: Friday the 13th Part 8, The Office, Dan in Real Life

Review

(1:21:20) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Art House Asshole : Timbuktu

You know how when you’re wanting to go to the movie theater and you look up all the films that are showing and there are alway at least three that you’ve never heard of, let alone have any interest in seeing? Well, good news! I’ve seen those movies. I spend most of my theater experiences in art house theaters watching those movies that you’ve never heard of and then never watch. Yeah, I’m that hipster asshole. My goal with this is to spread information out about these films, that way you can decide one of the following. “That actually sounds pretty cool! I want to see that now!” or “Man, I’m glad I decided to go see the new superhero movie!”. So without further ado, here is my article and review of Timbuktu.

Do you ever see a film that sounds like a really cool idea? Like, imagine a film that in the first fifteen minutes it promises an exciting story and interesting narrative. Maybe it’s a narrative that you haven’t seen before! Maybe it will give you some kind of new view into the lives of someone else. It promises you what film should be! Then after that, it is just the slowest paced and unexpectedly boring film imaginable? That’s the story of me watching Timbuktu.

Timbuktu tells the story of a small farming family living on the outskirts of Timbuktu, Mali. Timbuktu is currently being held in control of ISIL and tension seems to be rising from the people and the control. What this film boils down to, however, is not a film about the ISIL control or the war that ISIL has opposed on a majority of the world. This is what I assumed it would be about after the first fifteen minutes. Instead, the film is more akin to a slice of life type of film but in the most miserable fashion possible. You see ISIL go and yell their rules in multiple different languages in Timbuktu, and then you see how boring life is in Timbuktu after ISIL takes everything away.

The real conflict of the film really doesn’t appear until the forty minute mark. And even then the conflict is portrayed so nonchalantly that it is hard to care about the situation when even the characters in the film don’t really care about the situation. And maybe that’s the point. Maybe the film is trying to show how non-exciting the ISIL takeover has been. Just based on my expectations for the film, you can tell that at least my view of the ISIL takeover is violent and chaotic, when maybe, in reality, it is more like this. More drawn out and slow and miserable. Not violent, just depressing. Maybe the characters in the film don’t care because of mundane the experience has become. It’s not exciting for them, it’s just life. So I’m not marking down the film many points for it being a slower paced film. Just know that this is one.

The film is a great example of Mise-en-scene. There are many fantastic wide shots and the film is very much told in visual storytelling kind of sense. The film looks absolutely gorgeous. The filmmakers very much took advantage of the environments they were given and the cinematography of the sands of the desert are absolutely gorgeous. The film is bookended by this one shot of a gazelle running and it’s just beautiful. So although the film is slower paced, the film fits the idea of Mise-en-scene as well as Slow Cinema very well. So if that sounds like your kind of thing, it is very much worth watching it for that reason.

I really don’t have much to say about Timbuktu. I feel less like I watched the film and felt more like I was staring at the computer screen for an hour and a half while Timbuktu was playing on it. Is it a well-made film? Sure, the acting isn’t perfect but it rarely ever is. The film’s biggest weakness is also it’s biggest strength. The film highlights how mundane the ISIL takeover can be, but it also gives the audience a mundane watch. And unless you are very much interested in the subject I feel as though you would just be waiting for it to end. You might feel an emotional connection to the characters and feel a connection with them. But I’ve seen enough film and reviewed enough of these kinds of films that it takes a bit more for me to emotionally care for a character.

Ep. 298: Circle Jerks

The Reel Nerds… do something with computers, I think? I don’t know. The Reel Nerds review The Circle.

(4:37) Fan Mail

(14:46) Brad Around Town

(18:02) Arthouse Asshole: Winner Take All

Reel News

(19:49) Jonathan Demme dies

(22:00) That Thing You Do Reunion

(23:23) Disney shakes up its release schedule

(26:00) Sequel to Split will be “Glass”

(27:48) Jeff Goldblum might be in Jurassic World

(29:19) Kathleen Kennedy says Star Wars is under George Lucas’ purview

(30:50) Fincher might direct World War Z 2

New Releases

(39:49) A Dog’s Purpose, The Red Turtle, I Am Not Your Negro, Rings, Gold, 3:10 to Yuma 4K, Expendables 1 & 2 4K, Saturday Night Fever, Real Genius, Brewster’s Millions, Space Hunter Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, Beyond the Gates, Experiment in Terror, The Naked Cage

Watching

(48:14) James: Catfish TV, Fargo TV, This Is Us, Tropic Thunder

(56:38) Brad: MST3K

(1:02:00) Zach: MST3K, American Playboy, From the Earth to the Moon

(1:05:00) Ryan: Friday the 13th Part VI, The Girl with All The Gifts, Gulliver’s Travels

Review

(1:15:32) The Circle

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