Here’s a list of the awards Ryan and Brad handed out in the latest episode, Ep. 90: Jack the Giant Snoozer, for the 1st Annual Nerdy Awards.
Character That Made Ryan Suspend the Most Disbelief
- Brooke Hogan as a scientist in Sand Sharks
Most Surprising Handjob in a Movie
- FDR and his cousin in Hyde Park on Hudson
Scariest Character of the Year
- Renesme the CGI Baby in Breaking Dawn Part II
Best Use of Warner Bros. Logo
- The 70’s/80’s Warner Bros. logo in Argo
Actor Ryan Most Wants to Lose His Gayginity To
- Robert Downey Jr. in Marvel’s The Avengers
Best Grunting
- Tom Hardy in Lawless
Movie That Made Ryan Feel 18 Again
- American Reunion
Most Explicit Child Nudity
- The slideshow in Klovn
Movie with Most Objects Denying Ryan a Shot of Jennifer Aniston Naked
- Wanderlust
Best Death by Unicorn Scene
- Death by Unicorn Scene in Cabin in the Woods
Best Use of Single Camera
- Silent House
Most Pussified Version of Battle Royale
- The Hunger Games
Movie That Makes Us Believe in Love
- Moonrise Kingdom
Worst Song
- Most of them in The Lorax
Best Use of Airport Security
- Chuck Norris who unloads a bunch of bullets into a guy who then activates the metal detector as he dies.
Most Likely to Be Cast as Tetsuo in an Akira movie
- The child from Looper
Best Ass-Kicking
- The five (or two) guys who got their asses kicked by Tom Cruise in Jack Reacher
Best Waste of a Billion Dollars
- The waste of one-billion dollars in Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie
Movie That Made Ryan Cry
- Paranorman
Most Unrestricted Use of the N-Word
- Django Unchained