Month: January 2015

Ep. 187: Moustache Ride

Ryan and Brad try to find anything funny, anything at all, in Mortdecai.

Ranking The Films of 2014: Ryan Edition

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This year was an exciting year yet again for the Nerds. For me personally my baby boy Kellen was born and my life got crazier but even more fulfilled. On the movie side I saw 56 films this year(down from 85, kid kept me busy at night) and was a little disappointed with what came out, but I did fall in love with several films. To hear all of the Nerds favorite films of 2014, please download or stream our Filmsplosion episode. Please also hit us up with your favorite episodes or tell me why my list is wrong. Enjoy!

56. Transcendence: This movie was just awful. The talent in front and behind the camera should have made this better. Johnny Depp plays a doctor who has his conscience uploaded into a computer and turns bad, if that sounds lame you would be right.

55. Leprechaun: Origins: This film is terrible. The only reason it’s not as bad as Transcendence is that this is supposed to be bad. The reason the Leprechaun movies from the 90’s are cult faves is because they are anchored by a fun and campy performance by Warwick Davis, this film has none of that and takes itself way too serious, come on guys lighten up, it’s a movie about a killer Leprechaun.

54.  Transformers: Age of Extinction: Another mess of a film. Big robots, big explosions, and horrible acting. This should be a cool franchise but even big dinosaur robots can save this turkey.

53. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The return of the Ninja Turtles should have been awesome, instead we have an incoherent script and lame attempts at humor. The Turtles do look cool and the movie is shot well but those little things can’t save the film from being shell shocked.

52. Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit: Chris Pine is a fine actor. He is a great action star and can carry big budget movies. The script however lets him down in this film. The action is well done and the movie tries to be cool, but it’s just, meh.

51. I, Frankenstein: I so wanted this to be the Hansel and Gretel this year. A silly action horror movie that is also funny. I, Frankenstein is not funny, scary or violent enough. It’s just one big let down, some sweet gargoyle transformations do happen though.

50. That Awkward Moment: I forgot I even saw this film, so I guess it’s not that good. But when I thought about it I remember the lead actors being very good, so it has that going for it.

49. Lucy: This movie was a surprise hit, not sure why. Scarlett Johansson has to be the reason as she does own this film and is a joy to watch. The film however is a jumbled mess. Lame script, that never really gets it all right. See it for ScarJo , but don’t expect to be blown away.

48. Exodus: Gods and Kings: Ridley Scott making another epic should have made this a cool movie, however it’s only cool when the plagues start, especially when the crocs start eating people that turn the Nile red. Those moments are few and far between and the film is only slightly above average.

47. A Million Ways to Die in The West: Seth McFarlane is a funny man. I love Family Guy and Ted, he misses the mark however with this just ok western comedy. McFarlane stars and that could be the problem, he just isn’t quite there yet as a leading man. Not everything is bad Liam Neeson is great and so too is Neil Patrick Harris and everyone else is game. The film just doesn’t come together.

sincity246. Sin City: A Dame To Kill For: Sin City is a fun pulpy/noir film. The characters were fun and diabolical. Sin City: A Dame To Kill For has only a few of those which makes for an uneven experience. Eva Green steals the movie as the Dame, everything else is just, blah. Being a comic fan I can tell when it’s Frank Miller dialogue, that’s because it feels forced and is incredibly sexist. The poster is super sexy though, yowza!

45. 300: Rise of the Empire: Another film that Eva Green is fantastic in and the rest of the film is average. By now 300’s comic style is no longer fresh so if you make a film in that style it better have a great story, 300: Rise of the Empire does not. Cool points for having the battle on the water.

44. Monuments Men: George Clooney’s film about recovering art stolen by the Nazis is fun but forgettable. Stellar cast, fun dialogue, and top notch cinematography add to the film but it still feels empty. There are a few standout moments but not enough to elevate the film.

43. Hercules: The Rock is awesome. He kicks ass in this film. The film suffers from a tired story and some wanky CG at parts. I think I will own this and watch it again but only when I can find it for cheap, like the CG in the pic, Burn!

42. Life After Beth: Zombie films are a dime a dozen now. To make a fresh one(pun!) is a tough challenge. Life After Beth almost makes the cut. Aubrey Plaza is great as Beth who doesn’t know she has risen from the grave and her parents decide not to tell her. The film can’t decide if it’s a horror film or a comedy which takes away from the impact.

41. Draft Day: The exciting spectacle of the NFL draft is explored in this movie starring Kevin Costner. Will he pull off an amazing pick or will he be fired? The film doesn’t pick up steam until the final 20 minutes and when it does it is thrilling. The other hour and a half is just ok.

40. Dumb and Dumber To: It took 20 years to get a sequel to Dumb and Dumber and besides a handful of funny moments it feels like a washed out athlete trying for one last run to greatness. It is cool to see Jim Carrey not take himself so seriously again.

39. Maleficent: My wife liked this movie, it looked cool and Angelina Jolie is fantastic in the lead role. She can’t save the film however from mediocre direction and janky editing. Props for production design and costumes.

38. Robocop(2014): The original Robocop is an 80’s masterpiece. A PG-13 version sounded lame. But the film is surprisingly fun, but forgettable. It does have some solid action scenes and does a cool job showing what it would be like to actually be a machine. Slick but forgettable.

37. Expendables 3: Talk about making a franchise lame by making it PG-13. The first two Expendables worked because they fully embraced their 80’s action stars and the movies they were in. Expendables 3 forgoes this by bringing in a hipper, younger team. In the process it loses it’s balls. Mel Gibson is fun as the villain but the while film feels neutered.

36. Bad Words: Jason Bateman directs and stars in this mean spirited movie about a man who uses some clever maneuvering to compete in the spelling bee. There are some good laughs in the film and Bateman is good, it just can’t get past it’s own trappings and predictable ending.

nonstop35. Non-Stop: Liam Neeson has made a second career out of being a bad ass and kicking ass. He does that to great affect in Non-Stop. He is great and the mystery of what is happening on the plane is fun. The ending feels forced and takes a little away from the rest of the film, but I still had fun watching it again.

34. See No Evil 2: Sequel to the 2005 horror film, See No Evil 2 picks up immediately after the first. Jacob Goodnight is dead and transported to the city morgue. But of course he isn’t really dead and starts his killing ways. Better acting, better script, and way better direction make this sequel truly better.

33. Fury: A World War II movie about tanks sounds cool and for the most part it is. Brad Pitt is great as the leader of a ragtag and very clichéd group of men. James loved this film, I thought it was just good. Gruesome and violent it pulls no punches. It does have one of the best scenes of the year however, I call it the dinner scene, you will know when you see it.

32. The Muppets Most Wanted: The Muppets are back and this time Kermit has an evil doppelganger. The film is fun but doesn’t quite soar to the heights of the reboot. Ty Burrell is great as the French inspector.

31. Oculus: A well made horror film with some truly scary moments. After their parents die a brother and a sister locate a mirror that he believes played a role into their death. Blurring the lines between reality, you will be guessing what is real and what isn’t throughout the runtime.

30. Horrible Bosses 2: Andy Sudekis, Jason Bateman, and Charlie Day are back as dimwitted business men who create The Shower Buddy. They are conned out of their invention by Christoph Waltz and his son played by the great Chris Pine. The movie is fun and moves lightning quick. It will require multiple viewings to catch all the jokes.

29. Into The Woods: Disney’s bug screen adaptation of the Broadway hit, almost succeeds. Emily Blunt is great, Chris Pine steals the movie. The film is fun and the tunes are catchy, but it handles death really clumsy and weird. The film also looks stunning and again the costumes are great in this Disney film.

28. How To Train Your Dragon 2: Toothless is back and he and the rest of the dragons are living with the Vikings in peace. That is thrown into question with the appearance of a mysterious dragon rider and a man who hunts dragons. Beautiful and heartwarming and heartbreaking, How to Train Your Dragon 2 is a sequel done right.

27. Interstellar: I am torn on this film. On one hand the film is spectacular. Filmed with the kind of precision I expect from Christopher Nolan. On the other hand it is preachy and has some extremely convenient moments. But man I love 85% of Matthew McConaughey monologues. But then Anne Hathaway’s character makes a stupid decision, even though she is this incredibly smart woman…

26. Neighbors: Funny movie about a settled down couple that has a fraternity move next door. Seth Rogan, Zac Efron, and Dave Franco are awesome as always but the real star is Rose Bryne who holds her own against the boys.

25. John Wick: Badass action film that signals the return of Keanu Reeves to being cool. Thugs kill Wicks dog and he goes on a bloody revenge rampage. The acting and the script are meh, but man the action scenes are top notch.

24. Birdman: Michael Keaton delivers one of the best performances of the year in another film I am torn on. I love the technical achievement and all the acting. The surreal and fantastical moments I could live without.

23. The Interview: The most controversial film of the year is also pretty damn funny. James Franco and Seth Rogan star as journalists who score an interview with the dictator Kim Jong-Un. The CIA wants them to kill the Un, what ensues is a bromance between Franco’s Skylark and Un. The film is harmless and pretty silly.

sabotage_poster22. Sabotage: A violent and brutal film that follows a team of DEA agents who steal $10 million from a drug lord only to have it stolen from them. Shwarzenegger is great in a role against type and the movie is downright hardcore. I really liked it , just know that there are no redeeming characters to root for.

21. Deliver Us From Evil: Scott Derrickson makes horror films unlike anyone else. In Deliver Us From Evil he uses the backdrop of NYC detectives trying to solve a murder that could or could not be supernatural related. Wonderfully shot and acted, if your looking for  a different and good horror film it’s this one.

20. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay: Part 1: Katniss continues her fight against the capital in this bleak and dark entry into the franchise. Jennifer Lawrence again rocks in the title roll. For some reason I like these films and the other Nerds think I am crazy, what do they not see that I do?

19. Chef: Jon Favreau stars and directs this heart warming comedy about a dad who travels across the country with his son in a food truck. Funny and full of heart Chef is worth it’s weight in caviar.

18. Tusk: Kevin Smith’s bizarre trip to Canada about a podcaster who interviews a man who turns him into a walrus. Yes that is the premise of this unusual film, and yes it’s as good and weird as you think.

17. The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies: Peter Jackson says goodbye to Middle-earth with 2 hours of battles. It is grand and epic with a satisfying conclusion to the Hobbit trilogy. Martin Freeman is fantastic again as Bilbo giving maybe the most heartfelt performance of all 6 films.

16. Godzilla: Godzilla crashes back to shore with a technically amazing film. The effects are breathtaking and larger then life. The human story is not quite there but the monsters are amazing. Watching it a second time proved to be a more enjoyable experience as I knew Godzilla was not unleashed for the first 45 minutes.

15. Gone Girl: David Fincher is the best at making dark and mature films. He strikes again with a film about the disappearance of a beautiful woman with her husband the prime suspect. Twisty and turny throughout Gone Girl keeps you on your toes. Rosamund Pike and Ben Affleck give killer performances and the story is told so tightly you find your alliance between the two change every 20 minutes.

14. The Grand Budapest Hotel: Wes Anderson is at his zany best telling the story of a hotel concierge named Gustave. The film is bizarre and funny with great cameos throughout. It is also surprisingly dark and violent. Of course it is also beautifully crafted and shot. Anderson has done it again.

13. 22 Jump Street: A movie that is so spot on in making fun of itself and let’s the viewer in on the jokes. I smile from ear to ear everytime I watch this film it is that funny.

12. The Judge: A movie that lets actors act are becoming more and more rare. This film lets its actors live in the dialogue and is the best acted film of the year. Robert Downey Jr, and Robert Duvall play son and dad at odds with each other for years. When Duvall’s Joesph Palmer is arrested for murder it’s up to his son Hank to save him from a life sentence. This would be higher on my list if there wasn’t some heavy handed moments.

11. The Lego Movie: Fun. No better way to describe this clever film. Well maybe a phrase, Everything is Awesome!

undertheskin10. Under The Skin: Scarlet Johansson plays an alien who preys on lonely men by seducing them and leading them to her home. Really quiet and slow moving but never boring, Under The Skin is hauntingly beautiful. Johansson owns the screen and her evolution as a character is breathtaking and scary. I never expected to like this film but I did and think it is one of the most haunting films in recent memory.

The-Babadook-Poster9. The Babadook: Every year I hope a horror film comes from out of nowhere and blows me away. This year it was The Babadook. After the tragic death of her husband on the way to the hospital to give birth to their child, Amelia is reaching a boiling point with her troubled son. He will only sleep after she checks for monsters and reads him a story. One night a book she has never seen called, Mr. Babadook is the story young Samuel wants read to him. It’s a horrific book telling the story of the demon Mr. Babadook. After the story Mr. Babadook starts to attack the family, or does he? What’s real and what’s a insomnia tinged hallucination? Only the Babadook knows.

veronica8. Veronica Mars: Yes this movie is real. And yes it is as fun as the show. Kristen Bell stars as every ones favorite private eye trying to solve the murder of a troubled pop star who just happens to be dating Logan Echols, Veronica’s disturbed ex. Lots of fan service and comedy keep the film moving at a brisk pace. Pinch me because I still can’t believe I saw a Veronica Mars movie.

xmen7. X-Men-Days Of Future Past: Blending the two casts from the X-Men films could’ve been a hot mess. But when you anchored by Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine and the film being directed by Bryan Singer you are in good hands. Incredible action pieces and some poignant character beats make this one helluva  film.

snow6. Snowpiercer: This film should be a mess. The world has frozen over so the remaining human survivors live on a train that travels the Earth. Poor people in the back, rich to the front of the train. Snowpiercer is awesome. Chris Evans is a badass who leads a revolt against the rich passengers. Killer action scenes sprinkled with some interesting quiet moments elevate this to the ranks of the most original sci-fi films in a long time.

apes5. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes: The revamped Ape series continues to impress. 10 years after the outbreak of the simian flu, humans are near extinction and the Apes are thriving. But when a band of humans threaten the safety of the Apes home it divides the Apes and the humans that escalates to an all out war. Spellbinding special effects bring the world of the Apes to stunning life. A tender and heartfelt performance by Andy Serkis anchors this amazing film.

Edge_of_Tomorrow_Poster4. A ho-hum trailer and a mess of a marketing campagain I almost wrote of this film. But with Tom Cruise starring it gave me hope. And I can honestly say this is the film that surprised me the most. Cruise stars as Cage a man who uses propaganda to help lead mankind in a fight against alien forces. Not a solider Cage is thrown into the war he did not want to be a part of. He soon dies on the battlefield but at his moment of death an aliens blood spills on him giving him the ability to live the same day over and over again. Emily Blunt owns this film as Rita who helps Cage with his new found power. Killer action, heartbreaking moments and clever dialogue make this a can’t miss film.

guardians3. Guardians of the Galaxy: Not being tied to the proper Marvel Universe let Guardians have fun and explore their world and take us along for the ride. A band of misfits reluctantly team up to save the universe might sound like it’s been done but it hasn’t been done with this much fun. Chris Pratt is a stud as Star-Lord the charismatic leader of the group. Rocket Raccoon is also in the film, a raccoon that shoots big guns, and a talking tree that only says “I am Groot.” This should not work but it does with a big middle finger to the doubters.

cap2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: Making the sequel to Captain America a spy thriller was a stroke on genius. Tight action and shocking twists make this unlike any superhero film you’ve seen. Chris Evans is pitch perfect as Steve Rogers and Scarlet Johansson proves she belongs with the boys. The question of who the Winter Soldier I thought was too obvious but I was wrong. I saw this twice in the theatre and at each reveal people gasped. Plus bonus points for having Robert Redford utter the words “Hail Hydra!”

The_Amazing_Spiderman_2_poster1. The Amazing Spider-Man 2: Yes I am biased, but even so I loved this film. Andrew Garfield is the best Peter Parker/Spider-Man ever and his chemistry with Emma Stone’s Gwen Stacy is spectacular. The special effects are sensational, highlights are the spider-sense rescue at Times Square and Spidey’s opening slings through the city. It also told the story I always wanted a Spider-Man movie to tell, I won’t spoil it but I have cried every time I have watched this film. I hope Garfield will play Spidey again he deserves to. Electro looked great and the final fight between Spidey and Electro is a beautiful symphony of fists and sparks. The music is different then most super hero films and therefore very memorable. Marc Webb also learned a lot from the first film and is more sure handed with action scenes. All around a winning film for the Spider-Crew.

 

 

Ep. 186: R3tak3n

The Reel Nerds show off a special set of skills when they get Tak3n.

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The Reel Nerds uncover Inherent Vice and moto panacaku.

How Tusk Saved My Life and Got Me Sober: The Top 10 Most Entertaining Films of 2014

by Zach Eastman

I made a top ten list the other day, thinking I had the right choices… then I had a double take. Heres why:

This year has been, say the least, a very rocky wild adventure . Last year I stepped back from a Top Films list along with filmmaking due to many personal reasons. It’s been the most lonely year imaginable where I came close many times to losing my sanity.

“He who becomes a beast, gets rid of the pain of being a man”

Dr. Johnson could not have been more on point.

In 2012, a certain event unfolded around me, and I repressed a lot of inner pain surrounding it by filling myself with multiple projects, screenings of Twombley at Starz and FilmFestivalFlix.com, podcasts, and a short film called The Boy Who Stares.

I also couldn’t put down the bottle or the joint. Much of what got me out of my inner funk following July 20th , 2012 was a reliance on alcohol and weed (and please don’t think of this a condemnation of either, many can indeed enjoy these in a responsible manner, just not myself). In 2013, a move to California, my dream for so long, was dismantled by daily drinking of handles of vodka. I moved back to Colorado, thinking that the problem had to be location, location, location.

The problem followed me back home, where nothing changed for 7 months until finally I said enough is enough. I decided to check myself into rehab. 35 days later I relapsed. Then I did another 30 days without rehab… Then I relapsed again , I drank up to 2 pints of whiskey on November 10th and as I stumbled off the train way and wondered how in the world this was ever possible. How did I ever deserve not only the success I gained in my beloved business, but also how I was able to wreck it simultaneously . That’s when I remembered a quote from Hemingway by way of Michael Parks in Tusk: “Always do sober what you do drunk, it will teach you to keep your mouth shut.”

I had seen the movie 8 times in the theater and was attracted to it for reasons I hadn’t figured out until it hit me like a ton of bricks, I was putting myself in my own walrus suit that I was creating.

Call it that or common sense, but I knew in that moment that nothing I do in film can be accomplished without a clear mind.

On November 17th, I checked myself into rehab. I now have 48 days sober and now reside in a sober living community in Pompano, FL.

And with a sober mind I can resume doing what I love do outside of filmmaking; seeing movies and giving my two cents

10. Gone Girl
Fincher is one of those filmmakers that knows how to weave gold from a simple ball of yarn. I went in knowing nothing of the source material, only just that Fincher was at the helm… And the voyage was well worth the admission price. The unraveling of a seemingly perfect marriage works well with the audience never quite knowing where they will go next. Props to Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike, who play the couple at hand.

9. Birdman
See kids, before Christian Bale Batman, the almighty king of the cape and cowl was Michael Keaton, and the stigmatization of his 2nd most popular character is the energy that charges Birdman. What’s more amazing than Keaton’s performance (which is Oscar worthy) is the cinematography which is brilliantly choreographed to give off the illusion of the film being shot in one take (Lubezki needs an Oscar in his hands for this ). And that amazing score, just buy the soundtrack, listen and try and tell me it ain’t worth the 14.99.

8. Guardians of the Galaxy
Marvels track record is so impressive they were able to make one of its most obscure properties and churn out gold. Chris Pratt makes for a loveable hero as Star Lord and Groot is very “I Am Groot.” The breakout in this flick for me was Dave Bautistas memorable turn as Drax The Destroyer, who’s bite is bigger than his bark as he tries to unravel meanings of words such as metaphor. All that baked with a charming soundtrack creates a fantastic Marvel feast.

7. Foxcatcher
Foxcatcher is a film on par with films like There Will Be Blood. It’s haunting pace and presence shows the neutral grey ground that its characters walk on, who all seem to be aware that there is a problem but refuse to address it out of fear and desperation with an insane Jon Dumont (Steve Carell) playing with his wrestling toys in the sandbox of upper east coast millionaire set. This film is owned by Carrell, who not only defies convention, but also deserves an Oscar on his mantle before the nominations are even announced.

6. Life of Crime
Dan Schecter is a director I have gotten to know over the past year, and from our talks It is very clear that he knows his Elmore Leonard. So it shouldn’t be surprising that he would be a natural to tackle the Jackie Brown prequel with suave and cool poise. Jennifer Aniston plays the victim well to Mos Def and John Hawkes captors in a fun plot based on the Leonard novel THE SWTCH. Also big props to Tim Robbins who delivers a hysterical performance

5. Boyhood
Of all the films out in 2014, Boyhood stands out as the most innovative. The story has been told how Richard Linklater film every year for twelve years to show us the ups and downs of a young boys life. Patricia Arquette delivers the most compelling character as she sees her children grow up through two alcoholic and abusive relationships desperately trying to do the best for her kids. For my money , it’s the best directed film of the year.

4. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
This Marvel phenomenon won’t stop anytime soon. This was not just the best comic book film of the year, it’s also Marvels Dark Knight film, the one that transcends being just another comic book movie. This film serves that comic book purpose but also serves as an intriguing political thriller with wonderful performances from each of its actors. And last but not leaset, it changes the game Marvel has set up and creates great build up for Avengers 2.

3. The Grand Budapest Hotel
Wes Anderson + Nearly Every Actor he’s ever worked with+ A bemusing Ralph Finnes+ a murder mystery= the makings of Wes Anderson’s funniest film since well 2 years ago. Each film of his is different yet similar. He does a great job at making his version of any genre he chooses. His version of the murder mystery is the most gut busting script of the year. Further props to Willem DaFoe and a scene involving a cat.

2. Locke
Once in a while you get a film that is so unique , it is hard to replicate it as a popular concept by any studios. The idea: following one man and only one on a journey in a confined space. Ryan Reynolds do it beautifully in Buried, now Tom Hardy has one upped him with with Locke. The problem with Locke is that it’s impossible to give a plot without spoiling it. All I can tell you is that Tom Hardy has never been better as a man driving in a hurry for 90minutes with only people on the phone to talk to.
Rent it and watch this unique drama as soon as possible

1. Tusk
Ahh yes, the aforementioned Walrus Picture. Well lets look at this without the bias previously mentioned. Kevin Smith has made a film that is original, unapologetic, and the birth of a new genre; the podcast picture. A genre that is based on brainstorming and conversation, which allows the film to be twisted and turned in wacky directions that either make you laugh out loud or quiver in fear. There is only one other director who’s work can be considered as on par with Tusk, and that’s David Lynch. Smith perfectly captures the cerebral concept without much fallout. Michael Parks has never been better, one upping his performance in Red State as Howard Howe, a lonely man trying with grotesque methods to give his walrus companion the Fighting chance he didn’t have. The poor (and definitely unsympathetic ) soul trapped in this walrus suit is Justin Long who delivers a brave performance as a man who must earn redemption at the cost of his humanity . Johnny Depp turns in a memorable performance as Det. Guy LaPointe, who has been hunting Howard for years.
The balance of humor and terror is surprisingly well done, which puts it in the pantheon of a soon to be Midnight Movie Cult Classic.

I saw this film 8 times, and each time it got better, so I’ve had 8 times to think this through. For my money, Tusk was the most entertaining film of the year.

And now that I’m sober thanks to that haunting reminder, it’s unlikely that I will ever forget it.

Runners Up: X Men Days of Future Past, Wild, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, The Lego Movie

– Zach

Filmsplosion 2014

It’s the biggest show of the year as the Reel Nerds each countdown their top-ten movies of 2014. Later, Steve Bessette from the Littleton Alamo Drafthouse joins us to chat about their 2015 lineup.

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