Month: November 2016

Fall 2016 Fantasy Movie League – Week 13 Conclusion!

With the Thanksgiving holiday in play and opening days set outside the FSS weekend, it was tricky to plan your lineup around what would be the falloff totals for the week. Moana set records out of the gate, but dipped considerably by the weekend, the three days that mattered to players. With its expensive price tag, it wasn’t worth the play. Probably the difference maker was Arrival’s strong hold in its third week. Mid-weekend, Almost Christmas led for Best Performer but that might have been a reporting error. Either way, it too held well and messed with the standings for a few hours.

With the final results in, Radley Cinemas is the winner of the Reel Nerds Podcast Fall 2016 League! For the second consecutive week, he managed the Perfect Cinema, this week being: 3x Doctor Strange and 5x Arrival (also the Best Performer) with a final season gross of $1,138,364,647! The Nerdy will grace his shelf for the next 13 weeks.

ColoRadJoe and Jason’s Farthouse Cineplex join him in the Billion Dollar Cineplex club after a close fought season at 2nd & 3rd place.

Despite stumbling to start the season, PeterParker climbed his way to 4th Place to finish, followed close in 5th by Doctor Acula’s Movie Funhouse who didn’t change his lineup at all from last week and scored 2nd place for Week 13.

Detonatormonkey was not far behind this pack in 6th, and little farther back is mid-season addition Tyler Perry’s A Medea Cineplex in 7th not having played all the weeks. Lastly, Movies After Ass is our league Taco having disappeared since week… whatever. Hopefully the consolation prize of actual tacos will bring him back to play the winter season.

Hopefully everyone had fun will return for another 13 weeks that’ll include what will surely be a crazy Rogue One release and a chance to wrestle the Nerdy from Brad’s cold, dead hands!

FML Fall Week 13

Ep. 277: Moanamatopodcast

The Reel Nerds celebrate Henry’s birthday by reviewing Moana and Allied.

Art House Asshole : Incendies

You know how when you’re wanting to go to the movie theater and you look up all the films that are showing and there are alway at least three that you’ve never heard of, let alone have any interest in seeing? Well, good news! I’ve seen those movies. I spend most of my theater experiences in art house theaters watching those movies that you’ve never heard of and then never watch. Yeah, I’m that hipster asshole. My goal with this is to spread information out about these films, that way you can decide one of the following. “That actually sounds pretty cool! I want to see that now!” or “Man, I’m glad I decided to go see the new superhero movie!”. So without further ado, here is my article and review of Incendies.

Denis Villeneuve is something else. I decided to watch this film after seeing Villeneuve’s most recent release Arrival. I will talk more about that film on the podcast, but I watched this thinking “There is no way he can top Arrival”. I was wrong. I’ve seen all but two of Villeneuve’s films, those being his first two Maelström and Polytechnique. And this film, Incendies, is without a doubt the best I’ve seen thus far. The film is also his darkest film, which is saying something as he has made films on child murder, actors, and the cartel. Villeneuve is, in my opinion, the only “non-established” director who I believe will be known as one of the greatest directors of all time by his death.

Incendies was what many people consider Villeneuve’s breakout film, earning him a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Foreign Film. It is also the last film Villeneuve made before transitioning into making English Language films. It is safe to say that this film is what got him Prisoners and launched his career into not the mainstream but just below it. And if you have seen his other films, you can see that this is, in fact, a Villeneuve film.

Incendies follows two twins, who after their mother’s death, attempt to find their secret brother so he can know of her death and have some kind of closure. The film follows the twins as the go to the Middle East and investigate who their mother was and who their brother might be. I believe that Villeneuve is one of the best suspense directors since Hitchcock. Villeneuve knows how to capture an audience and move them through a story. And he does so with ease and perfection in this film. The film is separated into chapters and bounces back and forth between the daughter investigating her mother’s past, and her mother living her past. And then there is a reveal toward the end of the film that completely blew my mind. I’m not sure if I would call it a plot twist, but between this and Arrival it is clear that if anyone can do twists it’s Villeneuve.

This film is almost perfect in my mind, but there are a few things that I can see someone else having problems with. The first is that this film is very emotional, the most of all of Villeneuve’s work. It is extremely depressing throughout and I can see someone calling the film “Misery Porn”. Personally, that doesn’t bother me. The film never went into an area where I thought the horribleness wasn’t earned or helped the story. But if you can’t handle some heavy subject matters like torture, rape, and death of children, then maybe this film isn’t for you. The second problem I had with this film is less of a problem and more of a double-edged sword. The actress who plays the daughter and the actress who plays the young mother, look incredibly similar. To the point where when it would switch between the two I would get confused and it would take me a bit to adjust and realize that we were in a different time period. Eventually, I adjusted and was able to hear the beats the signified that this was a different time period, but there was an adjustment period that was a bit confusing in the first part of the film. But at the same time, though, I would much rather the actresses who play mother and daughter look similar than the opposite so like I said, it’s a double-edged sword.

If you like Villeneuve’s other work, I strongly recommend you check this one out. It is clear that this was something that he was given almost creative control over with the darkness, something I don’t think we will ever see again from him if he continues to work in American Film. This isn’t necessarily bad, but it is something different we might not get another chance to see. So check it out because it is incredible.

Also as a big overall suggestion, if you haven’t already, start exploring Canadian Cinema. Between Villeneuve, Xavier Dolan, Jean-Marc Vallée, and much more, Quebec is producing some of the best film directors out there today. And it is hard to go wrong with a lot of them.

Fall 2016 Fantasy Movie League – Week 12 Recap

Here we are, nearly at the end of the season. Next week will decide the Fall 2016 Reel Nerds Podcast League Champion! And currently it looks like it’s Radley Cinemas’ to lose…

While the past few weeks saw better than expected returns, something about the release of Fantastic Beasts had a very negative effect on the rest of box office, while it itself performed better than everything else by a wide margin, it still came in slightly below industry predictions. Meanwhile, all the other newcomers like Edge of Seventeen and Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk crashed out of the gate and crippled two teams. Four teams with different arrangements came in with very close totals to each other, three teams relying heavily on Arrival and variances made by one or two screens.

But Radley Cinemas picked up the win by rolling the dice on Moonlight to fill almost all of his lineup. Thanks to the doubling of its theater expansion, Moonlight earned enough extra cash to make it this week’s Best Performer, and with 1x Fantastic Beasts, also the Perfect Cinema.

FML Fall Week 12

Ep. 276: Beast Wars

The Reel Nerds discover an all-new wizarding world when they review Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them.

Art House Asshole : Zero Motivation

You know how when you’re wanting to go to the movie theater and you look up all the films that are showing and there are alway at least three that you’ve never heard of, let alone have any interest in seeing? Well, good news! I’ve seen those movies. I spend most of my theater experiences in art house theaters watching those movies that you’ve never heard of and then never watch. Yeah, I’m that hipster asshole. My goal with this is to spread information out about these films, that way you can decide one of the following. “That actually sounds pretty cool! I want to see that now!” or “Man, I’m glad I decided to go see the new superhero movie!”. So without further ado, here is my article and review of Zero Motivation.

I feel like there is a time for everyone where nothing seems to make sense. Not like a time in your life. But like “Thursday” for example. That time for me is the middle week of November. It not right after Halloween and me still living in that spooky land. It isn’t the end of November and my birthday. It’s smack dab in the middle of the month that most people don’t give a crap about. It is also the week where I can’t seem to get anything done. I just want to sleep. So that’s why I chose this film for this week’s Art House Asshole. Because I have Zero Motivation for this article. And yes this first paragraph is just one big stupid pun.

Zero Motivation is an Israeli workplace/military comedy. This is the first Israeli film that I have done as part of this series and boy could I have not chosen a more Israeli film for the first. Zero Motivation follows a group of girls serving their mandatory service with the IDF. Before you do anything with this film, you need to realize that this film is based on a solely Israeli conflict. In America and most of the rest of the world, we don’t have a mandatory service that we have to serve. So unless you are Israeli, you probably won’t have the greatest time with this film. This film is very good, however, despite not being as relatable as you might imagine.

Like I said in my Toni Erdmann review, foreign comedy is a very difficult type of film to review. A lot of comedy comes down to timing, something that is lost if you are reading subtitles. The being said this film is funny. The best way I can describe the film is that it feels like Orange is the New Black meets Office Space. The Orange is the New Black might just be my sexist mind seeing that all of the main characters are women, but whatever you get what I mean. It’s about a bunch of girls in a workplace environment that none of them want to be in. It has a very Kafka-esque feel to it, something that a line in the film makes me believe was very much on purpose. The comedy is witty and smart. And where there are some jokes that don’t land as much, the second act gag is somewhat or a chore to get through, it is a very well written comedy.

The acting in the film is great for a bunch of fairly undiscovered or “new” talent. Everyone did their job well and I didn’t think anyone did a bad job. The only issue from the acting standpoint is that one of the main characters (I’m not sure if she is supposed to be the main character or one of the main characters) is just unlikable in my mind. I understand that her circumstance makes her bitter toward the world and not give a crap in general, but at the end of the day I was just annoyed and was displeased when she did some of the things she did. I wanted to shout to her “Please care about this for once!” throughout the film. And some of the characters do this, they mention that while she is messing around others are dying. The film, where it is silly, does do everything with a grain of salt. It doesn’t let you forget that while the situation that the characters are living is goofy and funny, there is the overall conflict and literal war that is present the whole time. It is done so in a way that I haven’t seen done in a comedy before. And I give the film a lot of props for that.

My biggest and at this time only issue with the film is the second act. There is a point in the film where one of the main characters leaves for one reason (I won’t say why because it is one of the best gags in the film). But when she leaves, the second act is completely void of that character. And the film grinds to the pace of a snail. There is one gag that is a little too goofy for the film and is out of character. I usually write these reviews on Monday and check them throughout the week before they go up on Friday. I’m writing this Thursday night before it goes up tomorrow because this second act was so hard to get through that I almost didn’t finish the film. Which is a shame because the third act is so good that it makes up for the strange and pointless second act. I understand why the second act exists. It needed to show a sense of time passing for the third act to work and make sense. But it really brings the film down. A lot.

Overall this is one of the better foreign language comedies I’ve seen in a long time, probably since Toni Erdmann. I’ve been meaning to watch more Middle East films. If you aren’t aware, the Middle East is currently going through their own huge film movement, rivaling the French New Wave and far bigger than the Czech Yellow Wave. And if you want to start exploring that movement, this is a great place to start for Israeli cinema. So check it out if you can, because I don’t think you’ll regret it.

Ep. 275: Heptapussy

Ryan and James talk to aliens when they review Arrival.

Fall 2016 Fantasy Movie League – Week 11 Recap

If you noticed Veteran’s Day fell on a Friday, you might have also predicted that Hacksaw Ridge might see an increase in business, an increase that made it the Best Performer this week, thus adding a $2m bonus per screen. Four teams took advantage of this, but Radley Cinemas‘ lineup included Trolls, which saw a modest drop from last week’s box office, giving him his fifth win of the season.

We’re two weeks away from crowning a winner for the Nerdy. Will Radley Cinemas maintain the lead or will ColoRadJoe or Jason’s Farthouse Cineplex mount a comeback? Will Movies After Ass ever post a new lineup? Fantastic Beasts is going to do huge business, an thus an expensive play, so will it be worth including in lineups? If not, sorting through many of this week’s mid-range options might be the deciding play of the season. No pressure. #allthepressure

FML Fall Week 11

Art House Asshole : High-Rise

You know how when you’re wanting to go to the movie theater and you look up all the films that are showing and there are alway at least three that you’ve never heard of, let alone have any interest in seeing? Well, good news! I’ve seen those movies. I spend most of my theater experiences in art house theaters watching those movies that you’ve never heard of and then never watch. Yeah, I’m that hipster asshole. My goal with this is to spread information out about these films, that way you can decide one of the following. “That actually sounds pretty cool! I want to see that now!” or “Man, I’m glad I decided to go see the new superhero movie!”. So without further ado, here is my article and review of High-Rise.

It’s standard irony that the first two reviews after Halloween have both been bizarre workaround horror films. Much like how The Neon Demon is a workaround vampire films, Ben Wheatley’s High-Rise is a work around haunted house film. It has all of the traits of a haunted house film, along with other traits that make it more Art House like and “smart”. The film is also a mess and convoluted. But we’ll get into that a bit later.

Also similar to The Neon Demon, I wouldn’t call myself a fan of the director. I haven’t seen enough of Wheatley’s filmography to have a big opinion on him, to be fair. But the film that I did see, A Field in England, I was not a fan of. So I went in with somewhat low expectations. And I came out with a conflicted opinion of a film I think I like. But I might not like it. I’m kind of in the middle on this film.

From watching the trailers and other work of Wheatley, I can tell that he absolutely loves the 70s. Which is fine. I also love the 70s. It is probably my favorite decade. But Wheatley is pretty obsessed. The film never gives a date for when the film takes place, but you would be understood if you assumed it took place in the 70s. This has been the longest transition for any article ever to get to the point that the set design and the costume design is the best part of this film. The design of the building is completely gorgeous. Which is understandable as it is the main point of the film.

High-Rise follows a doctor, played by Tom Hiddleston, who moves into the new luxury apartment high rise. A building designed so that you would never have to leave. A gym on one floor and a grocery on another. The higher you are in the building, the more expensive your apartment will be. If you couldn’t figure it out, the main point of this film is class warfare. Literally warfare. This film gets extremely violent.

Some have compared this film to Snowpiercer. Personally, I liked this much more than I liked Snowpiercer. And a lot of that has to do with the costume and set design. These two categories go all out on this film. All of the sets are gorgeous and all of the costumes are gorgeous. But where there is beauty, there is also a dark linger to it. One that isn’t clear but is present. Something you can feel but can’t see. Until you can. And it becomes strange and extremely obvious.

Also similar to The Neon Demon, this film changes around halfway through. There is a turning point in this film where it becomes more mystical. Where The Neon Demon turns into a vampire film. Where this film turns into a haunted house film. It’s when this film gets violent and “exciting”, but honestly, it’s where the film falls in my mind. This film goes one to one million in a matter of seconds. And you are probably thinking that it just starts with a bang, but it doesn’t. It isn’t a sudden snap change, but a fade change that happens far too quickly. If that makes sense. In a snap change, like The Neon Demon, you go “Oh! This is different! But this is what we are doing now”. But in a rapid fade film like this you end up thinking “How did this happen? Why is everyone panicking? Why are we all bleeding all of the sudden?” This feels like an issue of both pace and writing. I knew what caused this to happen, but I didn’t know why everyone was reacting this way to it. It felt like the second act started with the characters feeling like they should in the third act but were playing catch-up the whole time. I worry that this isn’t clear enough, but I can’t figure out how to describe this any better.

The class warfare angle works, but will only work if you let it. This film is kind of absurd. There is no way this would happen and if you need realism in your films I wouldn’t recommend this one. But I had a fun time with this film because I choose not to try to poke holes in it. The film is a complete mess, with nothing making sense and nothing being real. But I am positive that was on purpose. You don’t make this thinking it is clean and proper. You don’t accidentally make this. Wheatley made this film with the intent of it being complete bonkers and being a crazy meltdown of a film. So you might not like that it doesn’t make sense or that it is non-sensical but that is completely the point. He did exactly what he wanted to do.

I really wanted to give this film four and a half stars. I really did. But the sudden fade in the film completely killed the film for me and the second half of the film kept dragging on me. I do really like this film. There is a lot of like about it, but there are also so many road bumps that it is hard to say it’s a smooth ride. I got too distracted by these other angles that I couldn’t focus on the larger picture, that is if there ever really was one.

Ep. 274: Strange Brood

The Reel Nerds forget everything they know when they review Doctor Strange.

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