Month: December 2015

Ep. 234: Hate Watch

The Reel Nerds let the hate flow through them when they review The Hateful Eight and The Big Short.

YEAR OF THE MONEY- The Top 10 Films of 2015

THE BOX OFFICE… IT CALLS TO YOU… JUST LET IT IN

Picture if you will the year 1939. It has been reported by many historians throughout the film industry’s existence as the most successful year in the picture business. It was the year of STAGECOACH, NINOTCHKA, MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON, and of course GONE WITH THE WIND.

Rather than look at the quality, the key in the success in 1939 is measured in dollars. It was , on the whole, Hollywoods most profitable year. If one is to stretch their line of thinking in terms of inflation and look at the numbers, it would be hard until this year to truly find a successor.

This is all a glorified way of pointing out the billions that Hollywood has made in the year 2015 from not one but many films that crossed the billion dollar mark. Whether it was the fast zooming “vroom, vroom” led by Vin Diesel, the combined efforts of 4 super heroes, or the roar of a dinosaur in Starlords face; one cannot deny the impact films have had in our lives this year. And in the end, it culminated in the still progressing momentum of the return to a galaxy far far away.

Everything in filmmaking is cyclical. It was only a matter of time before we circled back to 1939

If nothing else, 2015 may be remembered as the year where James Cameron was dethroned at the box office. It may also be the year that box offices stopped printing thick paper tickets and instead reduce these memory vouchers to a receipt with your popcorn. Hopefully though, it will be remembered for being a diversified valley, where not all the shining stars were polished, but emerge gloriously out of the dusty wild wild west that is “Theater/VOD release” in such a way that puts that term to credibility where it belongs.

Or more importantly: maybe it is the year that we fell in love with going to the movies again.

With that, I give you my meager perspective on the films that stood out in my mind…. these are just 10 of the many films that were released in the new 1939.

Runners Up (11-20):

Straight Outta Compton
The Danish Girl
Road Hard
Spotlight
The Green Inferno
Spectre
Inside Out
Ex Machina
Steve Jobs
and Black Mass

and now, the “illustrious 10”

10. BRIDGE OF SPIES

What does one get when you cross Spielberg with a script re-written by Joel and Ethan Coen? They are treated to a fond throwback both visually and tonally to pre-Bond espionage that exceeds its mandate as a simple historical piece. The plot ignites a game of international chess where a slow but exciting match takes place on its board. Tom Hanks reminds us what he can do best, and it is wonderful to see him speaking Joel and Ethan’s words again (you can easily tell where those moments lie) and Mark Rylance gives a supremely understated performance that just delights. Furthermore, it is the first Spielberg film in a long while to feel fresh and daring in its visual acumen.

9. TRUMBO

Bryan Cranston gives a true tour de force as Blacklisted writer Dalton Trumbo (who gave us the films THE BRAVE ONE, ROMAN HOLIDAY, and SPARTACUS) in this Jay Roach helmed film. This film accomplishes the notion of reaching the quality of a film like ED WOOD with its underdog triumphant arc without losing what makes it so much as a spiritual sequel to THE FRONT. More importantly, it shows the way Jay Roach has matured as a director. In a scene with the eternally amazing Michael Stuhlbarg, he shows how hard it is to walk along the edge of a knife with the noblest intent that demands to be seen.

8. THE WALK

Hooray, Robert Zemekis is back! Yessir, while FLIGHT found me none too keen, THE WALK reminded me why Zemekis is a wonderful cinematic voice to listen to. Joseph Gordon Levitt charmingly portrays (and delightfully narrates as) Phillip Petit, the man who walked a tightrope across the World Trade Center. While ostensibly a dramatized version of the documentary MAN ON WIRE, THE WALK is a delightful and uplifting film that both raises your spirits and will reduce you to tears. For what is at the heart of this story is thankfully used sparingly until the exact moment it is required, not too mention the visual splendor in the final act that 3D or no 3D will have your heart skipping a beat and breath swept away.

7. GOING CLEAR

Alex Gibney’s haunting look at Scientology is played out like the most suspenseful of thrillers. It manages to keep you gripping the edge of your seat. Much cannot be said as you must see it to believe it, and anything I say further would be to un fairly write a plot synopsis for something that demands an audience.

6. MR. HOLMES

Sentimentality!!!!! This film has a personal resonance with me; but even if it did not, it is a version of Sherlock Holmes that deserves great praise. Following Ian McKellan as the aging Sherlock Holmes, director Bill Condon proves once again that he is adept at following the horrors and advancement of old age while also bringing about its beauty and redemption. And for the Holmes historian in all us, he has splendidly recalled Holmes pop cultural influence in a spectacular scene where the master detective sees himself portrayed in a movie by an actor. It is a moment that I loved, and it is a moment my late grandfather Peter Ottaviano would have absolutely loved. This pick is for him.

5. MAD MAX: FURY ROAD

REEL NERDS host Brad Haag said it best, “It’s two wonderful hours of metal blowing up.” Yes, and to elaborate, Mad Max’s practical effects are superb. It recalls not just the exploitation era of which it was born, it also tells a solid story of good vs evil set against the strangest of backdrops. Like a grand epic, it is both intimate and yet so very large. In short: WHAT A LOVELY MOVIE, WHAT A LOVELY LOVELY MOVIE!!!!

4. STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS

Call me sheeple, but I loved THE FORCE AWAKENS in a big bad way. 5 viewings in and I still cannot get enough. JJ Abrams managed to create not only a loving homage in arc structure to A NEW HOPE, he also managed to establish a bright new bunch of characters for me and fellow nerds to fawn over for years to come. He also grabs the finest Harrison Ford performance in recent memory, so much so that I want an Oscar on the man’s shelf immediately for two of the coolest scenes of 2015.

3. THE BIG SHORT

Adam McKay has been fooling us all for years, and THE BIG SHORT is his masterful way of revealing his artistry. His biting and visually spectacular look at the men who benefited from the economic fall out of 2008 is a frustrating yet absolutely dazzling painting of societies distractions and the consequences of not peeking behind the curtain. The style of this film is reminiscent of a jarring reality that both frightens and entertains at the same time. Like the upcoming two films in the list, it demands a Criterion treatment down the line, if not immediate admittance into the National Film Registry.

2. THE STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT.

If you want a gut punch to your morality, STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT is the film for you. It is honestly one of the most challenging films of the year, recounting, in a hauntingly accurate way, the events surrounding a University experiment that turned into a psychological nightmare. It features a breakthrough performance by Michael Angarano as one of the “cops” in the experiment, and Billy Crudup shows his best hand as the professor at the helm of the experiment. By the end of the film, you will walk out not only haunted by Angaranos last lines, but by the questions it raises. This film is a must see in the way of Zodiac or There Will Blood. Bleak, but beautiful.

1. THE HATEFUL EIGHT

Tarantino is truly too good and too talented for us mere mortals. In his film he masterfully blends social commentary, 50’s style presentation, 70’s style grit, and supreme acting on a grand scale to create the best Western in recent memory. Following the exploits of 8 strangers through a clever Agatha Cristie style mystery, Tarantino reminds us why these 8 (plus an amazing surprise guest) are some of the greatest actors the world will ever know. And visually, this is the most mature work he has concocted in is career, utilizing the 70mm format as if he had been working with it for years. The film is a claustrophobic affair that demands your full attention in the most delightful of ways, with only a breath for an intermission that reminds us what an event going to the movies used to be. If you cannot see it in the intended roadshow format, you will be sorely missing out on the best experience of 2015 cinema.

And now we come to 2016: Dawn of Batfleck!

Best of 2015: Top Ten Blu-Ray’s of 2015

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As we move along in technology, physical media is giving way to digital downloads. As a consumer of pop culture I prefer to have physical copies. I have always felt that if it’s a digital copy you don’t truly own it. So as Blu-Ray releases become more and more vanilla I love when some companies reward us movie fans. The best Blu-Rays of 2015 are:

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  1. The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1939)

Victor Hugo’s The Hunchback Of Notre Dame has been one of the most popular stories to adapt to film. In 1923, Lon Chaney starred in a classic silent version, however for my money the best is this RKO production. This is quite a remarkable film filled with impressive sets, hundreds of extras, and stellar make up effects. Charles Laughton plays Quasimodo with incredible amount of depth despite the layers of make-up and only uttering a single word at a time. The movie looks stunning on Blu-Ray. Shot in black and white the textures and backgrounds absolutely pop and show amazing detail. The sound although just mono captures the spirit of Paris and the bell chimes of the cathedral to great effect. The extras are a little light but there is a bizarre Drunk Driver PSA and a great Porky Pig short. Warner Archives did an equally great job last year on The Picture of Dorian Gray and I hope they continue to show the same amount of care for their future releases as well.

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9. Zombeavers

One of the goofiest movies of the year comes with a pretty impressive Blu-Ray. Toxic waste spills into a river infecting a den of beavers turning them into blood thirsty undead beavers. Yes, it’s silly but the filmmakers and the cast are well aware of this and make one really fun movie. Shot digitally, the film looks great on Blu-Ray with bright colors and lots of detail. The sound is top notch with screams, blood splats, and monster moans. Zombeavers was a small release but it is given a lot of extras to bite into. The commentary from the cast and crew is light and fun, but I love that not only is there a making of Zombeavers, but also audition tapes that really help the viewer understand the filmmaking process.

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  1. Apollo 13 20th Anniversary Edition

The harrowing real life story of the Apollo 13 mission is captured brilliantly by director Ron Howard. This is the second release of Apollo 13 on Blu-Ray after the 15th anniversary edition was met with outcry over the video quality. I cannot speak to the quality of the previous edition as I have never watched it, but I can say that this release of the film looks spectacular. The audio blasts off with DTS-HD 5.1 that captures every rumble. The best feature is one that has been ported over from the 15th Anniversary edition, a documentary titled Lost Moon: The Triumph of Apollo 13. Clocking in at almost an hour it highlights the real Apollo 13 mission.

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  1. The Babadook Collector’s Edition

My favorite horror film from last year gets a stellar Blu-Ray release by Scream Factory. Blurring the lines between what is reality and what is an insomnia induced hallucination, The Babadook is frighteningly fun. You must get the Collector’s Edition the desk comes packaged in a replica of the book from the film. The best feature is a toss up between director Jennifer Kent’s short film Monster or the over an hour of interviews with cast and crew.

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  1. Mad Max: Fury Road

George Miller returns to the world he created and does Mad Max deliver. Insane action and wonderful direction carry this film from beginning to end. The video looks spectacular and the sound mix is one of the best of the year. All the features are fun but for my money the best is Maximum Fury: Filming Fury Road, a 30 minute trip through the making of the film.

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5. Society

Society is an insane horror film from the 80’s that gets an insane release from Arrow. Bill is trying to figure out why he feels different from his family and the answers are twisted and sick. This is the first release I have purchased from Arrow and I was not disappointed. The packaging is really cool and it comes with a comic book. The best feature however is the commentary with director Brian Yunza. I can’t wait to get more releases from Arrow.

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  1. Inside Out

Surprise! Pixar does it again. Inside Out is a charming and heart felt film about the emotions of a 12 year old girl named Riley. Pixar yet again pulls on the heart strings while delivering the most tear jerking moments of the year. The picture is absolutely gorgeous, all the colors are vibrant and each emotion comes to breathtaking life. The Blu-Ray has a disc exclusively dedicated to extras and they are all pretty good. The first disc comes with a funny brand new short called Riley’s First Date. The movie and the Blu-Ray are both top notch.

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  1. Ex Machina

Can a robot love you? And can you love that robot back? Ex Machina asks such questions in the most original movie of the year. One of the biggest highlights of the film is the work of Alicia Vikander, she plays the robot Ava and boy does she deliver. Paranoia creeps through the whole film and there is an uneasiness throughout. The Blu-Ray delivers in spades. Both the audio and picture are stunning. In the feature department be sure to check out Through the Looking Glass: The Making of Ex Machina.

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2. The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies-Extended Edition

The Hobbit trilogy concludes with an action packed finish. Also this extended version is the first Middle Earth adventure rated R. Clocking in at 164 minutes Battle of the Five Armies doesn’t let up at all. The film looks stunning from the opening battle with the dragon Smaug to the epic conclusion. The sound is also some of the best around. Like all of Peter Jackson’s Middle Earth extended editions there are too many extras to pick just one but The Appendices parts 11 and 12 take you on a ride from the beginning of production until the end and produced with the same level of class as the previous films.

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1. Army of Darkness: Collector’s Edition

Finally! Leave it to our friends at Scream Factory to deliver the ultimate Army of Darkness Blu-Ray. Fans of the film(it’s my most favorite film) have been continuously buying and waiting for a version of Army of Darkness on home video that had it all. And our prayers have been answered. This release contains four different cuts of the film! It ports over all the previous bonus features! And it comes with an excellent new documentary, the 94 minute Medieval Times: The Making of Army of Darkness. The only bummer is Sam Raimi is not in the new documentary but he is well represented on the amazing “old” commentary with Bruce Campbell on the director’s cut and there are some vintage interviews with him as well. All in all this release is Groovy!

Ep. 233: Forcing It

STAR WARS!!! The Reel Nerds host their very own Star Wars Christmas Special with special appearances from J.J. Abrams, Harrison Ford, and Daisy Ridley!

GROWLS AND ‘SWELLS’: AN ANALYSIS OF CLINT EASTWOOD (Part 7)

EPISODE 7: GOODBY HARRY, IM CRYING OVER YOU

Hey, remember when I said this would be coming next week. Well it’s technically “a next week” according to the calender.

Now then… onto Clint.

Our hero had just been through the most iconic point in his career playing the San Francisco detective with no penchant or time for bullshit. It was a grand characterization and one that goes down as one of the most notable in film history.

Yet, after a film that shall later be discussed, Clint’s fortitude took him down the road of seeing consequences to actions. Whether that be bad father trying to do good or cowboy gone reformed, he started from 1992 onward to bring characters that show us the consequences of our fantasies.

In 2008, Clint released the culmination of that theme within his acting legacy. He released GRAN TORINO, and with that, said goodbye to the Callahan archetype in stunning fashion.

Let’s get this out of the way first:

GRAN TORINO

3.5 OUTTA 4 GROWLS AND SWELLS

GRAN TORINO tells the story of the racially insensitive and consistently grumpy Walt Kowalski, a Korean War veteran who deals with growing old amidst the death of his wife. His children are self obsessed, his local priest keeps insisting he go to confession, and his neighbors are Hmong which sends Walt up a wall culturally. After he scares off a local Hmong gang with the now infamous phrase, “Get off my lawn” as he raises a rifle to their faces, he begrudgingly begins to immerse himself in the Hmong culture and take on Tao as his ward. While teaching Tao how to become a man and less of a “sissy”, he realizes that him and his family will not have peace while the Hmong gang still terrorizes their family.

Now if you have not seen the film, please stop right here, because we are going to get into spoilers………

Ok, good.

Gran Torino as a film is almost perfect in its arcs and structure. The acting in the film is limited only by the noble attempts at it’s primarily newcomer cast. It’s amazing qualities lie in it’s ability to get you to grow with the character of Walt, regardless of how insensitive and cruel he can be.

It should be noted on that front, that it is a terrible idea to ever do a “Quote – A – Long ” screening of this film ever… EVER!

Walt’s journey cannot be helped if it is compared to Clint’s persona over the years. It is , in many ways, his tour de force as an actor. More importantly, it puts to bed Harry Callahan.

In the first Dirty Harry, we meet Harry as a man who is an equal opportunity “hater”. In respect to readers and to my own code I dare not mention the names he uses to express his hate, but Callahan uses very colorful language. Of course, Callahan really, above all else, hates everyone… EVERYONE.

Cut to Walt Kowalski. Walt directs his hate with an unhinged version of Callahan. He expresses contempt for anyone who does not leave him be. While his language is more crass and out right, the parallel’s are their to be seen.

What is striking in the attitude department is the way he messes with peoples heads in a Callahan type fashion. He will use his fingers in the shape of a gun before pulling out a real piece of work from the armory. His ability to be overconfident is without a doubt a nod to Callahan.

In a way though, it’s not how similar he is to Callahan, but how different he is. Th final scene shows Walt in front of the Hmong gangs house. They have their guns raised, having seen what Walt can brandish when he is throughly pissed off. As Walt swaggers in his confidence, he accepts his fate in such a way that is unlike Callahan and yet what Callahan would probably do to get the job done. He reaches for his lighter across his chest and the gang open fires. Witnesses see the shooting and it is revealed that Walt had no gun on his person. Killed in the line of fire to protect the innocent, with a neat charismatic magic trick.

It is a beautiful, almost touching homage a goodbye to his most noted archetype. The grizzled man with the Growls and the “Swells” at his breath could finally be put to rest only in this fashion.

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On the next installment, we will discuss Clints journey into the tender side. Get your Kleenex ready.

Ep. 232: Whale Tale

It’s Zach to the rescue when the Reel Nerds sail In the Heart of the Sea.

Star Trek Beyond Nerd Rage

So, this morning, Paramount gave us our first taste of the third Star Trek movie in the reboot series and, don’t worry nerds, Brad, your resident Star Trek aficionado, is here to ease you through what is most likely a difficult time (based upon my glimpse into the comments sections of the trailer. Always a mistake.)

Look. I’m, most likely, the biggest fan of Star Trek among the three of us, so when the franchise churns out another installment, I have the biggest investment in it. When they rebooted the franchise, I accepted that the Trek I knew and loved had moved on because Paramount is in the business of making money, not fan service. Classic Star Trek is almost 50 years old. The studio needed to attract a new generation of fans to keep the revenue flowing for the next 50. I get it.

And as you’ll see from this handy BoxOfficeMojo.com chart, us classic fans weren’t giving enough money to Paramount to keep classic Trek viable.

Star Trek Into Darkness $228,778,661
Star Trek $257,730,019
Star Trek: Nemesis $43,254,409
Star Trek: Insurrection $70,187,658
Star Trek: First Contact $92,027,888
Star Trek: Generations $75,671,125
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country $74,888,996
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier $52,210,049
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home $109,713,132
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock $76,471,046
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan $78,912,963
Star Trek: The Motion Picture $82,258,456

For 20 years, across 7 films, Star Trek attracted about the same domestic box office revenue, the anomalies being ST: IV peaking at almost $110 million in 1986 dollars, and flaming out around $5o million between ST: V & X in 1990’s dollars. Everyone’s favorite Wrath of Khan isn’t even the top earner of the franchise. Remember, Paramount is still in the business of using film to make tons of money and, as we well know, higher box office revenue doesn’t equal higher quality films, just more films. So, to make more Star Trek movies, Paramount needed a blockbuster. They did that by rolling the dice and reaching out to the new audience and wildly succeeded. They filled their coffers, attracted new fans, and did it again four years later (well, maybe not the fans part).

All of this is to say, I’m not that shocked by the Star Trek Beyond trailer. It’s certainly different, and blatantly a strategic marketing effort targeted at the Guardians of the Galaxy/Marvel audience. But that’s where the money is! Young audiences pay for explosions and dark rooms to send texts to their friends! Fuck all us old fans with the tight wallets! Go buy Next Gen on blu-ray and binge watch old Trek if you love it so much! (said some Paramount exec. Probably.)

The reboot movies are still entertaining, the cast has been charming and evocative of the characters, and I want to see more anything written by Simon Pegg, so I’m still in. But for everyone else who is afraid of this Fast & Furious-coated Star Trek Beyond trailer, let me show you how easily music manipulates your perceptions! I layered the Giacchino Star Trek theme over the trailer’s visuals and lowered the Beastie Boys song (as much as I could without the source assets) and it’s back to feeling like a Star Trek movie:

^ Star Trek Beyond re-edited with Reboot Theme

So let’s try not to get so worked up about trailers that we junk up comment threads with our useless opinions from now on, okay?

Brad

(Commence junking up this thread)

Ep. 231: Naughty Nerds

The Reel Nerds are visited by a bad Santa in Krampus.

Ep. 230: No Good Creed

How good is The Good Dinosaur? Is Creed a knockout? Steve, Kendall, and Henry help us decide!

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