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Ryan’s 150 Favorite Films: Number 86, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)

One of the most frequent questions I am always asked being the host of the greatest movie podcast ever (opinions may vary) is “What’s your favorite movie?” That answer has been the same since I was 11 years old. But it also isn’t as easy to explain why I love some movies more than others.

As an art form, movies are by their nature interpretative. Some people will point to a film’s box office total as a barometer for a film’s quality, this might not be true again because although it might be popular to the masses it might not appeal to you. I am looking at you Avatar, which is not one of my favorite films, not by a longshot.  

Also, if the film wins an Academy Award for Best Picture, that hardly means it’s one of my favorite films, looking at you The English Patient, in fact I hardly agree with the Academy. Having said that, I am sure that some people love Avatar and The English Patient. And that’s what makes movies so great.

I, also am not a professional critic. I love film. I try and find merit in all film. As a host of a podcast that attempts to give every movie a chance, I believe that is the best way to approach movies, let the lights go out and try and enjoy yourself. You might find a “diamond in the rough.”

When thinking of my favorite movies to share with you, my loyal listeners, I thought 100 wasn’t going to be enough. So, I am proud to present my 150 Favorite Films, right now. These will change, I know they will.

See you at the movies!

***Spoilers Ahead!!!***

86. Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) Directed by Robert Zemeckis

The Movie: Hollywood, 1947. In a world where ‘toons and people co-exist. Eddie Valiant (Bob Hoskins) is a private eye. Eddie has slipped into an alcohol induced depression after the murder of his brother from an unknown ‘toon.

Eddie is hired by R.K. Maroon (Alan Tilvern) head of Maroon Cartoons, to see if the rumors are true that his once bankable star, Roger Rabbit (Charles Fleischer) is depressed because his wife Jessica Rabbit (the incredible and uncredited Kathleen Turner) is having an affair.

Eddie catches a sultry performance by Jessica at the nightclub The Ink and Paint Club. After she seduces the crowd, Eddie secretly takes photos of her playing patty-cake with Marvin Acme (Stubby Kaye). Eddie shows the photos to Roger, who is distraught and refuses to believe that Jessica would cheat on him.

The next morning Acme is found murdered. Evidence seems to point at Roger as the suspect. Eddie isn’t so sure, but Judge Doom (Christopher Lloyd) is certain that it is Roger. Doom tells Eddie that there is only one way to deal with rogue ‘toons, and that is to kill them by placing them into “Dip”. A mixture of acetone, benzene and turpentine, that causes the ‘toons to melt away to nothing. Doom is helped by his five henchmen, or rather henchweasels.

Eddie returns to his office where he is stopped by Baby Herman (Lou Hirsch) who tells Eddie that Acme’s will is missing and the true motive of the murder might be that he was going to leave ToonTown to the ‘toons.

Eddie enters his office and finds Roger there. Roger pleads with Eddie to help him and tells Eddie he’s been framed. Eddie reluctantly agrees. Eddie takes Roger to a bar that his owned by his girlfriend Dolores (Joanna Cassidy) and she agrees to hid him in her back room.

Back at his office, Eddie is confronted by Jessica. She tells him that Maroon threatened Roger’s career unless she posed for the photos he took. Dolores has also uncovered that Cloverleaf Industries bought the Pacific Electric railway system and will purchase ToonTown at midnight unless Acme’s will is found.

At Dolores’ bar Doom arrives with The Weasels. They lure Roger out of hiding and nearly dunk him in “Dip”. Eddie and Roger escape and hide in a theater. There, Eddie watches a newsreel that shows Maroon selling his studio to Cloverleaf Industries.

With new information, Eddie confronts Maroon at his studio office. Maroon tells Eddie that he did not kill Acme but was trying to blackmail him into selling his company, otherwise Cloverleaf would not buy his studio. Maroon is killed while he is talking to Eddie and Eddie sees Jessica fleeing the scene. Eddie follows Jessica to the edge of ToonTown, where Eddie doesn’t want to go. Eddie eventually finds the courage to enter ToonTown.

While in ToonTown, Eddie is saved from being shot by Doom, Jessica tells Eddie that everything she has done is to save Roger. Jessica tells Eddie that it was Doom who killed Acme and Maroon. Jessica says that Acme gave her his will but when she looked at it, it was nothing more than a blank piece of paper.

The Toon Patrol and Doom capture Eddie and Jessica and take them to Acme’s factory. There, Doom explains that he is Cloverleaf Industries and he is going to sell ToonTown and the railway system to make way for a new interstate highway. His plan to get rid of ToonTown is to use a machine that will spray Dip that will erase ToonTown.

Roger attempts to save Jessica but instead is captured and tied to a chain. They are placed in the path of the Dip Machine and are about to be killed by the Weasels. Eddie realizing that if the Weasels can’t stop laughing, they will die. So he performs a vaudeville act causing them to die. Doom is unable to escape. He is run over by a steamroller, killing him, or so it seems.

Doom reveals himself to be a ‘toon. Nit just any ‘toon, but the ‘toon that killed Eddie’s brother. Eddie is able to subdue Doom by spraying him with Dip, causing him to melt away. As the police and all the ‘toons arrive, Eddie realizes that Acme wrote his will with invisible ink. They are able to reveal the will, and the ‘toons will indeed inherit ToonTown.

Why I Love Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988): As a kid I loved cartoons. I was particularly found of Looney Tunes and the Disney shorts of the 1930’s and 40’s. By putting all of my favorite cartoon characters in one movie made Who Framed Roger Rabbit a childhood favorite.

As I got older, I fell in love with it more. As my love for film noirs of the 1940’s grew it made Who Framed Roger Rabbit that much better. It is funny, it has a wicked sense of adult humor and it is a technological marvel. It is one of the first movies that I remember watching falling in love with the process of movie making. What Zemeckis and his extraordinary team did to achieve the movie magic of Who Framed Roger Rabbit is nothing short of mind blowing.

A movie that plays to not only adults but children as well is not easy. But all the actors and voice actors pull it off with ease. The world that is built is incredible. When I was younger, I wished Mickey Mouse was real and I could go watch Donald and Daffy Duck play dueling pianos.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a funny, beautiful and innovative film that not only is brilliant but must be seen multiple times to get all the jokes and catch all the characters.

Movie Madness 2024: Selection Sunday Announcement

It’s hard to believe this will be our FIFTH Movie Madness tournament. Didn’t we just start this thing, like, yesterday?

In case you missed it, in 2020, because the post-season college basketball tournaments were canceled, I thought, “What better way to keep the crazy competitiveness of March alive than with a movie tournament?”

So, I introduced Corinne’s Movie Madness.

Just like the basketball tournaments, we had a field of competitors facing off in one-on-one competitions. You, the Reel Nerds fans, decided which of the two movies in a given matchup advanced to the next round.

Our past four winners are:

  • The Princess Bride, 2020 (Corinne’s Random Movies Bracket)
  • Beauty & The Beast, 2021 (The Nerds’ Favorite Disney/Pixar Movies Bracket)
  • Logan, 2022 (DC vs. Marvel Bracket)
  • Remember The Titans, 2023 (Post-1990 Sports Movie Bracket)

This March, we’re celebrating the Reel Nerds’ favorite movies of the 2020s (so far)!

The competitors and bracket mechanics

A special thank you to Brad for the excellent graphic!

Unlike the NCAA basketball tournaments, this one is very selective. Only 16 films qualify for a coveted spot on the bracket.

Once I decided to do 2020s movies, I reviewed all the Nerds’ Filmsplosion lists from the last four years. Each year would have its own ‘region’ complete with four films — one for each Nerd. My initial thought was to pick each Nerd’s No. 1 film from each year, but I thought we’d get better matchups by expanding it to other films on our lists.

So, I picked one movie from each Nerd’s list from 2020-2023. The movie was either the Nerd’s No. 1 movie of the year OR they were the only person who had it on their list OR they were the Nerd who had it the highest on their list. (I acknowledge that many of these movies ended up on multiple Nerds’ lists in their given Filmsplosion year, for the record.)

Then, I matched everyone up round-robin style based on what I felt would be the best matchups in a given year. I think you’ll understand better once you see the bracket.

Subsequently, we’re not doing “seeds” or rankings for each movie this year. It would’ve complicated things much more than necessary.

How you participate

Just like the college basketball tournament, Movie Madness will start Thursday, March 21!

That day, we will post the first matchup on the Reel Nerds’ Twitter page so you can cast your vote! Simple as that.

For instance, March 21 will feature our first 2020 matchup; whichever movie receives more votes by the time the poll ends will advance to the next round. (If there happens to be a tie, I’ll cast the deciding vote.)

On March 29, we will start the quarterfinals, and the procedure will be the same until a movie is crowned the winner. If I’m counting right, our championship matchup should be on April 4.

Announcing the field

Here is your full field:

  • Thursday, March 21: Let Him Go vs. The Invisible Man. So, we have Ryan’s No. 1 from Filmsplosion 2020 vs. Zach’s No. 1. I haven’t seen either of these films, but according to Ryan, both are very dark and depressing.
  • Friday, March 22: Soul vs. Onward. My No. 2 from Filmsplosion 2020 vs. Brad’s No. 2. A Pixar head-to-head, as both movies got the shaft due to theaters being closed during the pandemic. So, I thought now would be the time to give them some extra love.
  • Saturday, March 23: Dune vs. Spider-Man: No Way Home. My No. 3 from Filmsplosion 2021 vs. Ryan’s No. 1 (and my No. 1 as well, TBF). With Dune: Part 2 in theaters right now, and with Ryan never shutting up about Spider-Man, I thought this would be a fun matchup. Also, Zendaya is in both of these, so that’s neat.
  • Sunday, March 24: The Suicide Squad vs. Last Night in Soho. Brad’s No. 1 from Filmsplosion 2021 vs. Zach’s No. 2. I was tempted to put TSS up against Zach’s No. 1 Belfast, but considering that both James Finger Gunn and Edgar Allan Wright have very active (read: annoying) fanbases, I thought it’d be fun to pit these films against each other.
  • Monday, March 25: The Batman vs. Top Gun: Maverick. Brad’s No. 1 from Filmsplosion 2022 vs. Ryan’s No. 1. These were two of the biggest movies of the year, at least among us Nerds. So, it seemed like a no-brainer to pit them against each other.
  • Tuesday, March 26: Everything Everywhere All At Once vs. Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery. Zach’s No. 1 from Filmsplosion 2022 vs. my No. 3. Glass Onion made like 3-4 Nerds’ lists that year, but I think EEAAO only made mine and Zach’s. However, the latter ended up going on to win a bunch of awards, including the Academy Award for Best Picture. And, with the Oscars just being recently, I know several people were revisiting last year’s speeches amid the EEAAO sweep. So, this felt like an interesting matchup.
  • Wednesday, March 27: Barbie vs. Oppenheimer. My No. 2 from Filmsplosion 2023 vs. Zach’s No. 3. I mean, this is a no-brainer. I wanted to see a Barbenheimer rematch on the Movie Madness stage!!
  • Thursday, March 28: Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse vs. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. Ryan’s No. 1 from Filmsplosion 2023 vs. Brad’s 3. Another superhero head-to-head to round out the first-round matchups.

Thus, on Friday, March 29, we will start the quarterfinals and on April 4, we will host our championship showdown with the final two films.

Which sports movie will take home the 2024 Movie Madness Trophy? Which Cinderella story will take the crown? Which set of underdogs will triumph in the end?

You decide!

Ryan’s 150 Favorite Films: Number 89, The Suicide Squad (2021)

One of the most frequent questions I am always asked being the host of the greatest movie podcast ever (opinions may vary) is “What’s your favorite movie?” That answer has been the same since I was 11 years old. But it also isn’t as easy to explain why I love some movies more than others.

As an art form, movies are by their nature interpretative. Some people will point to a film’s box office total as a barometer for a film’s quality, this might not be true again because although it might be popular to the masses it might not appeal to you. I am looking at you Avatar, which is not one of my favorite films, not by a longshot.  

Also, if the film wins an Academy Award for Best Picture, that hardly means it’s one of my favorite films, looking at you The English Patient, in fact I hardly agree with the Academy. Having said that, I am sure that some people love Avatar and The English Patient. And that’s what makes movies so great.

I, also am not a professional critic. I love film. I try and find merit in all film. As a host of a podcast that attempts to give every movie a chance, I believe that is the best way to approach movies, let the lights go out and try and enjoy yourself. You might find a “diamond in the rough.”

When thinking of my favorite movies to share with you, my loyal listeners, I thought 100 wasn’t going to be enough. So, I am proud to present my 150 Favorite Films, right now. These will change, I know they will.

See you at the movies!

***Spoilers Ahead!!!***

89. The Suicide Squad (2021) Directed by James Gunn

The Movie: Amanda Waller (Viola Davis) enlists Task Force X or the “Suicide Squad” to infiltrate the island of Corto Maltese after an anti-American regime is able to overthrow the government. The team of Rick Flag (Joel Kinnaman), Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie), Savant (Michael Rooker), Captain Boomerang (Jai Courtney), Blackguard (Pete Davidson), T.D.K. (Nathan Fillion) Weasel (Sean Gunn) and Javelin (Fula Borg) are quickly killed after being double crossed by Blackguard, who is killed as well. Harley and Flag survive.

On the other side of the island, a second Suicide Squad is also launching a simultaneous mission. Led by Bloodsport (Idris Elba) who is being blackmailed by Waller to join the mission to keep his estranged daughter Tyla (Storm Reid) from going to jail. This team consists of Peacemaker (John Cena), King Shark (Sylvester Stallone), Polka-Dot Man (David Dastmalchain) and Ratcatcher 2 (Daniela Melchior). Both teams were tasked with destroying a Nazi-era laboratory named Jotunheim and discover what Project Starfish is.

Waller orders Bloodsport to find and rescue Flag. Bloodsport’s team finds a military outpost and starts slaughtering all the soldiers there. They learn that they just attacked the rebel camp, whose leader Sol Soria (Alice Braga) already agreed to help Flag after she rescued him from the beach. Soria, although appalled at what happened to her men, agrees to help them capture the lead scientist on the project, The Thinker (Peter Capaldi). The team is able to capture The Thinker and will use him to break into Jotunheim.

Harley has been captured by the regime that overthrew the Corto Maltese government and its leader, Silvio Luna (Juan Diego Botto) wishes to marry her. Harley learns of Luna’s plan to use Project Starfish to kill political rivals and kills him. She escapes just as The Suicide Squad arrived at the compound to save her.

The team enters the secret laboratory and learns that Project Starfish is Starro, a kaiju that is quite literally a giant starfish with the ability to “birth” thousands of tiny versions of himself, that latch onto people and allow Starro to control them. The Thinker explains that Starro was brought to Earth by the United States government and that they have secretly funded the experiments on it for decades. Flag, although a proud US military man decides that he must use the hard drive they recovered to expose the United States involvement in Project Starfish. Peacemaker confronts Flag and it is reveled that he had a separate mission; do not let the United States governments involvement be leaked out. Peacemaker and Flag fight with Peacemaker killing Flag.

The Suicide Squad are surrounded by the Corto Maltese military while inside Jotunheim. As they fight each other, Polka-Dot Man accidentally sets the explosives off too early, causing Jotunheim to implode and frees Starro. The explosion causes Peacemaker to drop the hard drive and Ratcatcher 2 grabs it. Peacemaker sees this and tries to kill her, only to be shot be Bloodsport who takes the hard drive.

Starro unleashes his mini-me’s who infect the citizens of Carto Maltese. Waller informs the team that their mission is over and if they don’t return now she will set off the explosives in their heads, killing them. Waller’s team however knock her out and agree to help the Suicide Squad.

Starro’s rampage continues and it kills Polka-Dot Man and when all seems lost they develop a new plan. Harley uses her gymnastic ability to vault on roofs, jump at Starro’s eye and pierce it with her javelin. Ratcatcher 2 sees an opening and summons all the rats on the island to go to the hole Harley just made. The rats do and chew Starro inside out, killing it.

Waller comes to and Bloodsport blackmails her. Bloodsport tells Waller to let the rest of the Squad go and to release his daughter. When she does that, he will keep the contents of the hard drive a secret. Waller agrees and the Squad leave the island.

In two post credit scenes, we learn that Weasel did not drown at the beginning and runs away. And in a hospital, Waller informs her team that she has a new mission for Peacemaker, who has survived.

Why I Love The Suicide Squad (2021): The first Suicide Squad film was ok. Margot Robbie’s Harley Quinn was by far the highlight. It looked cool, but it took itself way to serious.

In comes James Gunn, who was unfairly fired (at least until they realized they needed him) from Marvel. In swoops DC. They want him to take his incredible gifts for crafting a film about outcasts and make a better Suicide Squad film. Gunn does just that by keeping some of the same cast members, Viola Davis, Joel Kinnaman and Robbie to make an R-Rated blood soaked hell of a good time film.

Gunn just gets these types of characters. The way he writes each character giving them a unique voice is amazing. How he is able to take a sprawling cast and not make it feel over crowded is brilliant.

The film looks incredible. It has a nice balance too of humor, drama and yes horror. The people that have a Starro mini on them are effectively zombies, but the horror also comes from power hungry men. The scene with Harley and Luna, where she realizes that he is a sick man that reminds her of The Joker is so good. The Joker is never mentioned but through the writing and Robbie’s incredible performance you know exactly what she is thinking.

The special effects are dynamite too. Starro is one of the coolest looking bad guys ever. Harley’s escape full of color and action is some of the most fun you will have watching a movie.

It’s too bad DC soiled their name before this came out. It deserved to be such a huge hit. From A-list casting, directing, cinematography and writing The Suicide Squad hits the bullseye.

Show Time: A Statistical Recap of Filmsplosion 2023

Well, it’s been a few days since Filmsplosion 2023 came out. Have you finished listening to it yet? If not, don’t read the rest of this post, as we’ll be looking at all the Nerds’ Top 10 lists.

So, in putting this together, I basically assigned every movie a scored based on where it was on a Nerd’s list. If it was their #1 film, I gave it 10 points; if #2, 9 points; and so on until our #10 films received 1 point each. If it was one of the eight films that appeared on more than one list, then it has a combined score.

(In case you forgot, I did this for Filmsplosion 2019, 2020, 2021 and 2022.)

Now, we’ll get to which movies had the highest average score, but first, we’ll look at the movies that scored the highest overall.

So, here are the HIGHEST SCORED MOVIES of Filmsplosion 2023:

  1. Barbie – 28 points
  2. Across the Spider-Verse – 19
  3. Bottoms – 18
  4. Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 – 16
  5. THREE-WAY TIE – The Boy & The Heron, Killers of the Flower Moon, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem – 10*
Zach picked this movie as his No. 1… for some reason (lol jk. Give Lily Gladstone an Oscar ASAP!!!)

The asterisk denotes that each was #1 on an individual Nerd’s list, thus earning 10 points but only 10 points.

The other movies that appeared on multiple lists but didn’t score more than 10 points were: Evil Dead Rise (9 points), Poor Things and Godzilla Minus One (8 points each), and John Wick 4 (7 points).

Unsurprisingly, if we look at these films’ average scores (total score divided by number of lists it appeared on), the order is a bit different.

THE AVERAGE SCORES for the four highest-scoring movies:

  1. Bottoms – 9 points
  2. Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 3 – 8
  3. Barbie – 7
  4. Across the Spider-Verse – 6.3

So, while Barbie was the only movie to make all the Nerds’ lists, it still lost out because Ryan sandbagged it so he and Brad could tag-team Guardians at #3 and Bottoms at #2. I see how it is, Ryan. *evil glare*

Now, looking at the 10 highest-grossing movies of 2023, in terms of domestic box office, four of them appeared on multiple lists (Barbie, Spider-Verse, Guardians and John Wick 4) and two of them appeared on just one list (Oppenheimer and Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour). Looking at #11-20 for domestic box office, three more appear in Filmsplosion 2023 (MI:7, The Hunger Games and TMNT).

I didn’t see this movie. Should I have? I’m kinda over the MCU, tbh.

One more thing I wanted to examine is how our selected films break down by genre. How many action movies do we have? How many dramas? Super-hero flicks? etc.

So, for this assessment, I went by each film’s most basic genre. Our choices are: animation, action, comedy, drama, horror and superhero.

I didn’t include Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour, because I didn’t know how to categorize that. A documentary? We have had documentaries in the past, but it’s not a real category this year. Oh well.

By the way, I’m generalizing which category it’s in based on my own experience in either seeing the movie or watching the trailer, and most were pretty straightforward to categorize. In the few cases where I was uncertain, I went by which genre was listed first on its IMDB page.

So, without further ado, let’s look at the BREAKDOWN OF THE FILMSPLOSION LISTS BY GENRE:

  1. TIE – Action and Comedy (7)
  2. Animation (5)
  3. Drama (4)
  4. Horror (3)
  5. Superheroes (1)

Wow! After reigning supreme for four years, Dramas finally fell off the podium and fell all the way to third (or really fourth) place! I chalk that up to no James and Henry entries this time. Even Animation outdid Dramas this year.

Now, to be fair, we had several movies that were counted as Comedies but were probably more dramedies. The Holdovers, Poor Things and Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret all fell into this gray area for me, but IMDB counted them as comedies first and dramas second. But it’s hard to count any of those as pure Dramas when you also have something like Oppenheimer in that mix.

Uhh… should I see Bottoms? It’s only streaming on MGM+ (lol what is that?) and the library doesn’t have it. 🙁

Comedies and Action tied for first this year. Comedies have been stuck with silver for a long time, so it’s good to finally see them at the top of the podium, even if they have to share it.

I do think it’s interesting that we’re seeing more Action movies among the Nerds’ lists. (Although, as I said, that’s probably due to no entries from James and Henry this time around). Or maybe it’s that Action movies are starting to fill the void that Superhero movies have left.

Speaking of which … for the first time in five years, we only had one Superhero entry. Technically two, if you want to count Spider-Verse, even though I counted it as animation for our purposes.

Still, even if you have Spider-Verse switch teams, Animation still beats out Superheroes for the second time in two years.

I pointed out this decline in Superhero movie quality last year. In retrospect, LOL.

After reigning supreme for so many years, the MCU has definitely taken a tumble in our esteem, it seems. No Multiverse of Madness from Ryan and no Thor: Love & Thunder from anyone… which, sadly makes a lot of sense. We’ll see if Superhero does better at Filmsplosion 2023, as we’ve got Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 3, Shazam 2, The Flash and others dropping this year.

Show Time: A Statistical Recap of Filmsplosion 2022

Looking ahead for 2024, I have a feeling Deadpool 3 and/or Joker 2 will be Filmsplosion entries, but I don’t know what else could. If Beyond the Spider-Verse does actually come out in 2024 like the creators intend, I know that’ll make our lists, but I honestly think it’ll get pushed to 2025.

I am surprised we had so few horror entries this year, considering how many horror movies the Nerds saw as their Movie of the Week. I’m surprised M3GAN or something else the Nerds reviewed didn’t make it. It’s probably because 2023 offered so many amazing action and dramadies/comedies that only a few horror movies made the cut.

Barbie >>>>> Oppenheimer

I’ll throw in one final observation: despite the whole Barbenheimer trend and how drama-heavy the other Nerds tend to be with their Filmsplosion lists, I’m surprised Oppenheimer was only made Zach’s list. (It wasn’t going to make my list, because — while I believe that movie is very well-made — it also gave me a headache and I have no desire to sit through the whole thing again.) I figured Zach or Ryan would have it on theirs, especially with how much Ryan loves RDJ.

Anyway, that’s almost a wrap on A Statistical Recap of Filmsplosion 2023!

Thanks to Brad, I put all everyone’s lists below so you can see for yourselves which genre I slated for them. As always, it’s interesting to see how everyone’s lists look by genre, as some Nerds lean heavily one way and others, another. This year, there were several entries where I didn’t have to change the genre from last year’s entry, just the movie title. LOL

Corinne

  1. The Boy & The Heron – animation
  2. Barbie – comedy
  3. Puss in Boots: The Last Wish – animation
  4. Across the Spider-Verse – animation
  5. Godzilla Minus One – action
  6. Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves – action
  7. The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes – action
  8. Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret – comedy
  9. Leo – animation
  10. My Happy Marriage – drama

Zach

  1. Killers of the Flower Moon – drama
  2. Barbie – comedy
  3. Oppenheimer – drama
  4. Talk to Me – horror
  5. Asteroid City – comedy
  6. Evil Dead Rise – horror
  7. Sisu – action
  8. Brooklyn 45 – horror
  9. Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour – filmed concert
  10. Godzilla Minus One – action

Ryan

  1. Across the Spider-Verse – animation
  2. Bottoms – comedy
  3. Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 3 – superhero
  4. Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning – action
  5. John Wick 4 – action
  6. Poor Things – comedy
  7. Evil Dead Rise – horror
  8. Barbie – comedy
  9. Polite Society – action
  10. Godzilla Minus One – action

Brad

  1. TMNT: Mutant Mayhem – animation
  2. Bottoms – comedy
  3. Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol 3 – superhero
  4. Barbie – comedy
  5. Theatre Camp – comedy
  6. Blackberry – drama
  7. The Holdovers – comedy
  8. Poor Things – comedy
  9. Across the Spider-Verse – animation
  10. John Wick 4 – action

Cheers, everyone! See you all again for Filmsplosion 2024!

Show Time: Was Disney’s “Wish” Lackluster? (Spoiler-Filled Review)

Last weekend, I posted my spoiler-free review of Disney’s newest movie, “Wish.” I ran out of time to do a spoiler-filled section and meant to go back and update the post after a few days.

However, after seeing the film a second time, listening to the soundtrack a bunch and thinking about “Wish” more as a whole, I wanted to do a deeper dive that deserved its own post. So, here we are.

This will contain SPOILERS for “Wish.” So, if you don’t want any spoilers, I suggest you check out my initial review.

Without further ado, let’s take a closer look at Disney’s “Wish.”

FINAL WARNING: HERE BE SPOILERS!

As I said, I decided to see the movie again on Tuesday when it officially released. I’m disappointed to say there were maybe 10 people total in the theater Tuesday night. That combined with the similarly low attendance at my early screening leads me to believe this movie won’t be a big hit. I’m sure it’ll make money. Heck, I bet there are tons of families at the theater right now. But, if people were really excited about it, there would’ve been more in those first few screenings. Ultimately, I think it’ll be another underperformer for Disney.

Now, coming out of my second screening I can tell you that I kinda liked it better the second time around, but I was also able to pinpoint exactly what many of the problems were.

I’m about to go into almost excruciating detail about them, but it ultimately boils down to: This movie had potential. It just needed one or two more drafts in the writing process, and either different songwriters or different orchestrations for the existing songs.

The Structure/Pacing

For me, at least, the first 30 minutes or so are really strong. I think “Welcome to Rosas” isn’t a bad opening song; I like Asha’s scenes with Magnifico and their debate about the wishes; I think “At All Costs” is an interesting heroine/villain duet (more on that later); I thought Magnifico’s set-up as a villain was well-handled; and “This Wish” isn’t bad as an ‘I want’ song.

However, I felt like the movie immediately went downhill whenever Valentino started talking and then we get the dumbest and weakest song in the movie “I’m a Star.”

From there, it didn’t get too much worse but it didn’t get much better until the very end.

I felt like Asha’s friends were ultimately forgettable and not fleshed out, and so much of the latter half of the movie revolves around them. Simon betrays her to get his wish granted; five of them break into the tower to free the wishes while Asha tries to distract Magnifico; and Dahlia gets several moments in the spotlight, both musically and storywise.

Other than maybe Dahlia and Simon, I could’ve done without them.

I’m also split on whether “Knowing What I Know Now” is good or not. It reminds me too much of “Night Falls” from “Descendants 3.” Some folks like that the villain got a more upbeat song, while the heroes got a darker song. I agree that it’s unique in that respect, but I don’t necessarily think that was the right decision.

But, something I did notice on second viewing is that while Ariana deBose and Chris Pine are excellent in their respective songs, a lot of the other singers … aren’t. Some of the animal voices in “I’m a Star” and some of Asha’s friends in “Knowing What I Know Now” needed a second take or something. Did they not hire professional singers for these roles? Thinking back on other Disney movies, the heroine and villain usually only get one or two songs each. But, here, Asha sings at least part of every song except Magnifico’s “This is the Thanks I Get?

Speaking of which, I think the song isn’t bad in concept but definitely could’ve been improved. We either should’ve had a darker reprise later in the movie (like Mother Gothel’s “Mother Knows Best) or had different orchestration in the second half to make it feel darker.

I’ll get into the music more later, but as I said, the second half of the movie really drags for me. Between Valentino, the singing chickens, the underwhelming songs and the emphasis on Asha’s friends, I really felt like they weren’t delivering on what was actually a really interesting premise and set-up.

The Ending

The movie did pick up again, slightly, when Magnifico goes full evil — capturing Star, torturing Asha, and chaining up the townspeople. He even takes a shot at his wife. Damn.

The first time I saw it, I genuinely wasn’t sure how Asha was going to get out of that situation. Of course, we loop back on the “everyone’s a star” thing. Narratively, I was OK with that because at least there was a reason that song existed in the movie, but it still felt a little weak and contrived in execution.

The first time I saw it, I was shocked that it looked like they actually gave Magnifico a real death scene, when he got sucked into his staff and was likely trapped in some hellish dimension. It made me think of Dr. Facilier with the “Friends on the Other Side” reprise. I was down with that. But, then a few minutes later, they completely undercut it by showing that he’s still alive — he’s just trapped inside his staff. Great.

Part of me wondered why. Was it supposed to be a reference to the Evil Queen’s Magic Mirror (because we already got that earlier in the movie) or did they want to give themselves an out in case they make a sequel and want to bring him back?

(P.S. When my roommate went to the preview screening with me, she pointed out how they referenced the King’s previous apprentices earlier in the film, but we never saw any of them. She wondered if that was something that could be fodder for a possible future sequel, and I don’t disagree with that thought.)

The Tone Shift

Anyway, the ending is fine but maybe a bit underwhelming. I still think that the first third or so was the strongest part of the movie for me. It felt like a very mature opening compared to what we got later. Between the talking animals, the jokes and the songs, I felt like the movie went from “family friendly” to “this was made just to entertain your toddlers.”

YouTuber Schaffrillas Productions also felt like there was a clear distinction between how things were treated in the first half of the movie versus the second half. Granted, he was talking more about Magnifico and how his character was treated (more on that later), but I still liked this quote he had: “It’s like the two halves of this movie were written by completely different teams who had conflicting ideas …”

Yeah, that about sums it up for me. I’ve heard rumblings online that the Disney executives either didn’t give the creative team enough time to properly develop everything in the writing process and/or forced them to change things during production.

Look, y’all know how much I love the Miyazaki films. I feel like those are a classic example of how different animated movies can be tailored for different audiences. “Ponyo” was clearly made with very young children (3-6yo) in mind, while something like “Spirited Away” was more for older children (8-12yos), and “Princess Mononoke” was more for preteens, teens and adults.

Here, it’s like they wanted to make a movie for that 7- to 10-year-old demographic who doesn’t need singing chickens or talking animals or butt jokes every two seconds, but then someone said “No, we need to do something to keep the toddlers entertained.” That’s why Asha is so quirky and awkward in the first half — because we needed some comic relief since Valentino couldn’t talk yet — but seems to be more put-together and mature in the second half.

And, granted I’m an adult so I wasn’t the target demographic for a lot of these jokes, but I felt like the humor didn’t land at all. There might’ve been one or two times when I sniggered, but that was it. And some of the humor, the tone shifts and the “modern” vibe undercut what could’ve been a really good and dark story.

The Villain Song

So, the best example I can give of this “undercutting” is in the song “This is the Thanks I Get?

When Magnifico gets out the book of forbidden magic, the song takes on a darker tone and orchestration, and Pine’s singing reflects that, becoming deeper and raspier.

But then, he suddenly stops and is like “Where was I? Oh yeah.” And then we get another verse WITH THE EXACT SAME ORCHESTRATION AND MELODY.

What. The. (Expletive).

This is a Disney movie! This is your villain song! Go big or go home!

In opening this book and tapping into its dark magic, this guy essentially sold his soul to the devil. As we find out later in the movie, using that magic has an irreversible impact on a person’s soul/psyche. The “old” Magnifico is gone now, and he’s never coming back.

And the music … doesn’t reflect that at all. Hell, I’d argue even the visuals don’t.

Yes, at the VERY end of the song, we get this moment where it’s clear Magnifico has gone over the edge. But, I wanted that moment earlier. I wanted that to be clearer.

Frollo’s “Hellfire” is probably the obvious example of showing a villain slip from “sanity” into complete madness — and proverbially selling their soul to dark forces. But honestly, I think the better comparison would be “No Good Deed” from the stage musical “Wicked.”

Quick background: “Wicked” is like the “story you didn’t know” behind the classic “Wizard of Oz,” going into the witches’ backstories and so on. Elphaba, who we later know as the Wicked Witch of the West, is actually a heroine through most of the story. But, there’s one moment where she’s pushed over the edge by never-ending loss and desperation. And, in the song “No Good Deed,” she finally snaps and decides to become the monster the people of Oz already believed she was.

While the story isn’t quite the same as Magnifico’s, I think the impact is similar. Both are “good” people who have been pushed over the edge by desperation. They’ve tried to do what they thought was the right thing, and they’ve only been “punished” for it. Magnifico literally sings about how he’s done ~everything~ for the people of Rosas, and they’ve only been ungrateful and demanding in response.

We’ll dive more into Magnifico’s character in a bit, but this was an opportunity for the movie to “show his true colors in shades of green,” as Asha sings about later. Instead, we get this very upbeat, very lighthearted song — all things considered. Given that the movie has a lighter tone in the first half but goes VERY dark by the end, this could’ve been that big shifting point. The song could parallel the movie, starting very light and upbeat, and going very dark by the end. Again, I think “Hellfire” is a great example of this. As it is, it’s still too light even at the end to properly reflect the movie’s darker second half.

Other Songs

I could talk all day about how underwhelming Magnifico’s villain song is in the context of the movie, but I have plenty of other gripes about the soundtrack. But to save on your time and mine, I’ll only touch on a few.

I’ve already mentioned how I dislike “I”m a Star” and how I’m split on “Knowing What I Know Now,” but I have a larger problem with the musical compositions overall. I agree with Schaffrillas that the compositions sound too pop-y and should’ve been more in the traditional Broadway style; how weak many of the songs’ lyrics are; and how everything generally sounds like Lin Manuel Miranda Lite.

The big thing for me is the lack of a “showstopper” song.

Let’s say you’re a Broadway producer and you want to turn “Wish” into a stage musical. What song is going to be your big blowout number — the one you pull out all the stops for? In the Disney Renaissance movies, these were clear because the movies themselves often treated them like showstoppers. “Under the Sea,” “Be Our Guest,” and “Friend Like Me” are the best examples. The animation, the choreography, the orchestration… everything is designed to pump up the audience and leave them like “Do that again!”

“Wish” doesn’t really have one. I think they were trying to make “I’m a Star” the big number. It does have ensemble vocals with a lot of moving pieces and unique visuals. But, how the song’s arranged both musically and in the movie, it doesn’t feel like a big showstopper. It feels like a pop song that’s one day going to be performed terribly at a bunch of first-grade music programs. Kill me.

“At All Costs”

One final beef I’ll bring up is “At All Costs.” After both viewings, this was definitely my favorite song in the movie. It highlights the two best singers in the cast, and really took me by surprise on first viewing. “Wow. We’re getting a duet? Between the hero and villain? This early in the movie?” Looking back on the structure, it makes sense. The latter half is so much darker, that this really had to be one of the first songs out of the gate. Usually the ‘I want’ song is second on the docket, but this honestly kind of worked.

So, the bad: some of the lyrics are weak, and it really suffers from that pop-y style. It’s also not clear from the lyrics/style exactly who or what these characters are singing about.

I sent this to multiple people who hadn’t seen the movie yet, and asked them to guess what it was about. Everyone’s first guess was a couple singing about how much they love each other; and the second was parents singing to their child. The first one is exactly what I’d guess just from the lyrics and style. It’s a Disney movie after all. If it has a duet, especially between a man and a woman, we’re just going to assume ~romance~. But, I think the lullaby aspect is more what the movie was going for.

The instrumentation definitely leans into the chimes in the first verse. But, when the strings and percussion pick up in the chorus, I’d argue it takes on more of a romantic ballad sound. If they wanted to play up the lullaby aspect, they should’ve just stuck to the chimes and maybe had just like a harp or something soft underneath it.

One more suggestion is to have the song play up the differences in how Magnifico views the wishes versus how Asha does. Yes, we see some of these differences in the visuals, but the song would’ve worked better if the lyrics had matched it. I’ve listened to “At All Costs” more than a dozen times now, and it’s clear that both characters really want to protect these wishes.

But, while the visuals tell us that Magnifico sees them as this larger collective and a symbol of his power and respect as king, Asha connects with them more individually.

She sees the wishes as extensions of the people she knows and loves. The very end of the song is Magnifico using his magic to make all the wishes fly around the tower while Asha lovingly cradles her Saba’s wish. The visuals show the distinction, but the lyrics should’ve too!

I think this is only the second time we’ve gotten a duet between a Disney heroine and a Disney villain. (The first time was “Frozen,” I think. And that was explicitly a love song.)

It could’ve been a great opportunity to show both the similarities and the differences between Asha and Magnifico, almost acting acting like a secondary ‘I want’/villain song for both of them. I also think it would’ve been really cool if we’d gotten a darker reprise of “At All Costs” toward the end, maybe when Magnifico goes crazy and tries to control everything. Something like Jafar’s “Prince Ali (Reprise)” moment. If we couldn’t get a darker reprise of “This is the Thanks I Get?,” this would’ve been my second choice.

The Villain

As I said in my spoiler-free review, I actually thought Magnifico was a pretty good villain. I was thankful the narrative didn’t make him too sympathetic or neutered, for lack of a better word. He has his moments where he’s incredibly dark and evil, harkening back to classic Disney villains. I won’t say he’s better or worse than any of them, but he’s definitely better than any Disney villain we’ve gotten since Mother Gothel 13 years ago.

I also thought his descent into madness — minus the songs — is fairly well done. This is one point I actually disagree with Schaffrillas on. He complained that Magnifico took a “hard left turn” from being a charismatic manipulator in the first half to just being possessed by the book in the second half.

We first meet Magnifico on his on terms. He’s powerful, well-loved and well-respected by the people of Rosas. He actually has a few moments of vulnerability with Asha, seeing in her a kindred spirit who’d do anything to protect the people of Rosas. This is something I’ll get into later, but I really thought he and Asha had great (non-romantic) chemistry, and their dynamic is something the story should’ve done more with.

However, the minute Asha questions his decision-making, he gets dismissive then confrontational, almost gleefully so.

His remark to her as he’s leaving the first Wish Ceremony perfectly conveys this: “I’ll keep their wishes safe, along with all the others.” He’s acknowledging that he has leverage over the people of Rosas, and what’s more, he LIKES it.

Then Star appears, and Magnifico notices how it impacts the wishes. As he tells his wife, he feels as though he’s being challenged or threatened. There’s another source of magic in Rosas, and he doesn’t know what it is. He only knows that it impacted his own magic, meaning it’s likely stronger than he is.

So, he searches for answers. He almost opens the book of forbidden magic, but his wife talks him out of it. Then, after summoning the people and hearing them question him and what he’s done/doing, he feels like he has no choice. If he wants to hold onto his power, he has to open the book.

I pointed out to others how Magnifico chooses to keep the book prominently on display in his study, rather than under lock-and-key in the dungeon (as we find out he has later and easily could’ve done). Why keep such dark magic so readily available? It’d be like having the Necronomicon in one of those clear candy safes on your bookshelf.

If he wanted to keep it out of others’ hands, the dungeon or another secure and out-of-sight location would’ve been a better option. The dungeon (or whatever that room below the King’s tower is called) was only accessible by magic. As it is, it seems anyone can break into the tower, as Asha demonstrates. And, yes, he does have some basic magic protecting it, but he seems to break past it no problem when he wants to use the book. If another powerful sorcerer wanted to find and use the book, they very easily could.

My point is that it’s almost like Magnifico had it so accessible because he wanted an excuse to use it. While he might’ve told his wife it was a “last resort,” he was quick about reaching for it the minute he felt he was being threatened or challenged. He didn’t even have basic information about what caused the light or whether it’s still in Rosas, but he reaches for his “last resort” anyway.

As expected, once he taps into the book of dark magic, whatever goodness he had in him quickly vanishes. The minute he realizes destroying wishes gives him more power, all his promises in “At All Costs” are forgotten. He only cares about power, as his wife says in “Knowing What I Know Now.”

Not to say he didn’t care about power before — because he clearly did — but it was couched in keeping Rosas, its people and their wishes safe. I think he honestly believes that people will only like him and stay in Rosas if he promises to grant their wishes. I think that’s part of why he only grants like one a month, and admits most of them will never be granted. Again, they’re leverage to keep people liking him and staying in Rosas.

Side note: I also think it’s quite possible that he can’t grant many of the wishes, even with his powerful magic. We only see him grant two: the dressmaker gets a pair of enchanted scissors, and Simon gets a suit of armor. That’s it! First, I’m not sure how enchanted scissors = best dressmaker in the world. There’s a lot more that goes into dressmaking than simply cutting fabric. Wouldn’t she need an enchanted needle too? But, honestly, I think Saba’s wish is the perfect example of one Magnifico CAN’T grant. As he says, it’s vague; but moreover, it’s intangible. It centers on people’s feelings. What exactly could Magnifico do or give Saba to help him inspire the next generation? Even if he gave him an enchanted guitar, that doesn’t automatically mean the next generation will be inspired.

Anyway, I could see some other version of the script where Magnifico admitted that he couldn’t grant all the wishes. That’s why he only picked one (and probably did so very carefully) to grant each month, and made everyone forget what exactly their wishes were.

Back on track, though: I thought it was actually a nice touch how he seems to guard the wishes like a mother bird guarding her nest. The only time we see him leave the tower is for the Wish Ceremony and to ask for information about Star. Before he starts singing “This is the Thanks I Get?” he tells his wife: “I’ll be with the wishes. Don’t disturb me unless you have good news.”

Then the minute he taps into the book of dark magic, where does he go? Not only does he literally spiral downward from his tower, but HE LEAVES THE WISHES. Perfect.

See? It’s those little touches that make me think that this could’ve been a great Disney movie rather than this middle-of-the-road film we got.

So that brings me to my final section:

How to Make “Wish” Better

I know I’ve made a ton of suggestions already on how to fix this or that, but they were all relatively minor points. Now, I want to focus on big-picture stuff — the story and the characters — and not so much the song’s orchestrations or nonsensical lyrics.

Here are three changes they could’ve made to improve the movie we got:

1. MAKE ASHA THE KING’S APPRENTICE

To be honest, based on the marketing, that’s exactly who I figured Asha was going into the movie.

In the trailer, we get Dahlia’s comment about her being the King’s apprentice. Then we see her giving a tour, generally hanging out at the castle and seated next to the Queen during the Wish Ceremony, so she seemed to have some kind of importance in the kingdom. Then, when “This is the Thanks I Get?” was released ahead of the movie. there were a couple of lyrics that made me think the King was singing to Asha. The line about “I let you live here for free … I clean up all your messes and I’m always there when you need to vent” made me think he was talking to/about her and her role as his apprentice.

So, I was disappointed to find out Asha was only APPLYING to be the King’s apprentice. Why? Why couldn’t she be his apprentice? You could easily make that change, and improve both Asha and Magnifico’s dynamic and arcs. It’d also add to the drama of the story, because I think the best Disney villains are the ones who have a past connection with the hero/ine.

Let’s say: Asha’s been the King’s apprentice for maybe a year or two when the film starts. She helps give tours and hangs out at the castle, which is how she became friends with Dahlia & Co. She’s only done low-level tasks like cleaning out the fireplaces and running errands for the King, but Magnifico feels she’s proven herself and she’s ready to learn magic like a real apprentice.

So, the first thing he does is show her the wishes. Instead of showing a complete stranger something very precious to him as he does in the movie, have that moment be a sign of his trust and faith in her — kind of like when your parents finally give you the keys to their car.

And then Asha turning around and immediately asking him to grant her Saba’s wish would cause him to waver. Maybe he put too much faith in her — maybe she’s selfish, just like all the others. Having that previous connection between them would also explain why Asha feels comfortable asking Magnifico to grant her Saba’s wish, rather than asking a complete stranger as we see in the movie.

They can have the exact same conversation about why he doesn’t grant all the wishes, and Magnifico sees it as Asha challenging him and being ungrateful after everything he’s done for her. And, of course, he’d be upset. Maybe he’d dismiss her altogether, or at least temporarily, and the rest of the movie can play out almost the same.

But, of course, as master/apprentice, there’d be a stronger connection between them. When he finds out Asha was the one who betrayed him, it’d help justify why he goes so dark so quickly. One of the two people he thought he could genuinely trust — his wife and his apprentice — betrayed him, and the other one soon follows suit. Could’ve been a nice opportunity for a dark “This is the Thanks I Get?” reprise, but I’ll stop beating that drum.

It’d also set up an interesting dynamic as Magnifico was supposed to teach Asha magic, but she ends up learning it or acquiring it through Star. It’d ultimately be a story of how she initially chose Magnifico as her teacher, but when she discovered his true nature, she basically chose Star as her teacher instead.

I really don’t know why Disney didn’t make Asha his apprentice from the start. The marketing seems to indicate that’s what the story was. If there was one aspect where I felt like corporate Disney tried to course-correct and put its fingerprints on this movie, this would be it. “Oh, we can’t have the heroine be the villain’s apprentice. Then she’d be complicit in his evil deeds!!” or some crap like that.

2. GIVE THE WISHES A TEMPTING ALLURE TO TEST THE CHARACTERS

Honestly, this wouldn’t change the movie too much. I just really like the idea.

So, in the movie, there are a few lines that indicate that the wishes have some kind of strange allure. Both Magnifico and Asha feel compelled to protect them “At All Costs,” despite one having been around them for years and the other only seeing them for the first time. Asha even says they’re “everything.” They have a special pull on both these characters, and of course, they’re central to the story.

I wish the creators had played with this idea more. Maybe the wishes are almost like a “good” version of The One Ring from “The Lord of the Rings.” Everyone who sees them is mesmerized, captivated, and almost entranced. They feel this overwhelming urge to physically hold them, to emotionally connect with them, etc. They’d give up everything to protect them at the drop of a hat, but in a good way — maybe like the Pearl of Great Price from the Christian Gospels.

But, of course, with that feeling comes the reluctance to let them go or give them back. Maybe that’d give more layers to Magnifico wanting to hold onto the wishes. He refuses to return them or release them. He’s not just protective of them; he’s possessive of them. They’re not the people’s; they’re his.

Again, we get a lot of this in the movie. But, either the filmmakers should’ve played it up more, or been a bit clearer about it.

We only really see their impact on Magnifico and Asha. I guess Queen Amaya maybe walks by them once or twice — did she ever have the same feelings toward them that Magnifico or Asha did?

Star is obviously immune to their effect, as its a literal wishing star. But, what about Asha’s friends who break into the tower — did they feel it too? I think there might’ve been a line or two that suggests they did, but then they very quickly get to work. It would’ve been cool if the movie had taken a second and really sat with that moment. Seeing a room full of the embodiment of people’s wishes must be an incredible sensation. The friends should’ve had a moment where they felt compelled to hold them and keep them close, and interacted with them the way Asha did. Maybe Star would’ve had to intervene and indicate that they needed to get to work, and remind them that the wishes aren’t theirs and they need to give them back.

Again, it’d be like those moments with The One Ring where each character is tested. Everyone who approaches the wishes has to decide whether to hold onto these very special things or whether to let them go/give them back. It could show that not even our heroes are immune to temptation.

But, of course I’m asking for a moment of nuance in a Disney movie, and we ain’t got time for that!

3. STREAMLINE THE SUPPORTING CHARACTERS

Others have talked about this, so I’ll keep this brief.

Asha has: a mom, a grandpa, seven friends, a talking goat sidekick, a sentient but non-talking Star sidekick, various other animal friends, and an eventual ally in the Queen. I think we only needed about half of them.

For comparison, Moana had a mom, dad, grandma, a non-talking rooster sidekick and the sentient but non-talking Ocean sidekick. Mirabel had her various family members and the sentient non-talking Casita sidekick.

If it’d been up to me, I would’ve given Asha a grandparent to help kick off the wish storyline. Maybe a parent too, so she wouldn’t leave her grandparent on their own when she returns to free all the wishes.

But then, instead of her seven friends at the palace, I’d only have two or three people. One of them could be an older brother or cousin, which could help explain why Asha’s at the palace so much if she’s NOT the King’s apprentice. We need one of these people to betray her as Simon does in the movie, and then the other one/two can join her in returning the wishes.

I personally would not have given her a talking animal sidekick. Maybe you can have Valentino but he just never talks, or maybe there are talking animals but they’re not her sidekicks. I think Star is sufficient as a non-talking sidekick. Those types of characters worked just fine in “Moana” and “Encanto.”

The Queen can still be her eventual ally — that’s fine. I honestly think the only reason her character exists is to 1) give Magnifico someone to talk to through the middle chunk of the movie and 2) be there to rule Rosas whenever Magnifico’s eliminated. I’ve seen other people suggest that she should’ve been evil so we could’ve had our first evil villain couple since the King and Queen of Hearts in “Alice in Wonderland,” but I don’t feel that strongly about it.

There were far too many supporting characters and most of them faded into the background for me. We were really missing fun characters with memorable personalities — like Sebastian, Cogsworth and Lumiere, the Genie, or Timon and Pumbaa. I think they tried to slot Valentino into that role, but even I don’t think he got enough screentime to fill it.

Ultimately, I think audiences would’ve connected with the supporting characters more if there were fewer of them and we spent more time with each of them.

TL;DR

Again, as I said, this movie had potential. It just needed a script-doctor and different songwriters. I thought the character designs and animation were well-done; some of the voice acting and songs are fun; and the Disney in-jokes and homages were a nice tribute.

But, as time passes, I don’t think “Wish” will join “Moana” and “Encanto” in the modern Disney pantheon. I’m sure some folks out there will have a soft spot for it, the way I do with “The Princess & the Frog,” but I doubt it’ll receive the status of a “new Disney classic” for most households. I mean, it didn’t even crack the Top 3 Best Animated Movies in 2023 (at least in my book) and that’s saying something for a Disney princess/musical movie.

But, maybe I’m wrong and Disney’s 100th anniversary “Wish” will come true…

Show Time: “Wish” Review

It’s the week/end before Thanksgiving, so you know what that means…

I have a new Disney movie to review! This time is the House of Mouse’s 100th anniversary film, “Wish.” Disney as a brand and as an animation studio are struggling to find a solid footing after the pandemic, underwhelming Disney+ movies, some box office misses, and other political/social controversies.

Can “Wish” help Disney revive its magic for the studio’s centennial celebration?

Well, let’s take a look:

Summary:

Asha and her family live on the island-kingdom of Rosas. Its ruler, King Magnifico, is a powerful sorcerer who has the ability to grant people’s wishes. Over the years, almost everyone has given Magnifico their wishes, but once they do, they don’t remember what their wishes were.

When Asha applies to be Magnifico’s apprentice, she learns he isn’t going to grant most of them, but refuses to give them back. An upset Asha wishes upon a Star, who then appears in Rosas. Asha realizes that the Star can help grant her wish — and Rosas’ wishes — but it’ll require facing Magnifico, who’s become more desperate and crazed…

NO SPOILER REVIEW:

Let me say at the outset that I don’t think this is ~Disney’s worst animated movie ever~.

That said, I did find it underwhelming.

I went in trying to temper my expectations (both good and bad) and keep an open mind. But, I’ll admit I wasn’t very successful. The trailers and promotional material gave me pause. “What exactly is the conflict here? Something about wishes and a Star coming to earth? This animation style looks unconventional — I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing.”

Then, Disney released Magnifico’s villain song, “This is the Thanks I Get?“, and Asha’s ‘I want’ song, “This Wish,” a few weeks ago. The latter seemed to work just fine, but the former left me very nervous for the fate of the movie.

I feared Magnifico would be this very soft villain. That the movie would either try to make him sympathetic, or make him too humorous to be taken seriously. There’s at least one “evil” moment in the song that’s undercut with a joke.

I’ll do a deeper dive in my spoiler-filled review, but for now, I’ll say: Magnifico was actually a pretty decent villain. Not the best, but not the worst.

Honestly, that’s how I felt about the movie overall. It was better than “Raya and the Last Dragon,” which I’d argue is the worst Disney animated movie in the last 10 years, but it didn’t reach the heights of “Encanto” or “Moana” either.

My roommate went with me to the early screening tonight, and she felt similarly. I gave the movie a B-, and she gave it a “solid B.” She and I agreed: some aspects of the movie were really good; but others, could’ve been fixed or at least improved with a few minor changes.

  • The story was a bit weak to me; there are moments that I’m still scratching my head about. But, I will give the creators this: it was an original story. That was something we desperately needed from Disney right now.
  • The music was … fine. Some songs work better than others. There was one in the latter half of the film that reminded me of the Disney Channel “Descendants” movies, and I don’t think that’s a good thing. Honestly, I have a whole diatribe about the music, but that’ll have to wait.
  • The animation is actually pretty good. I was skeptical of the style when I saw it in the trailer, but I didn’t notice it at all in the theater.
  • The characters are decent. I think Asha and Magnifico are the strongest, which makes sense as they have the most screen time and development. I was very nervous I was going to hate Valentino (Asha’s goat sidekick) because I rolled my eyes at all his jokes in the trailers, and I … still disliked him. But, he did have a few good moments. The rest of the cast are serviceable for the movie’s framework, but I think they’re ultimately forgettable. Honestly, my favorite character was Star. If Disney decides to make Star one of their future mascots at theme parks or whatever and/or there’s a billion Star toys out there this holiday season, I totally get it. Star was perfectly designed: adorable and vivacious, without being annoying. Honestly, I wish we could’ve just had Star as Asha’s sidekick and either eliminated or at least minimized Valentino’s screentime. But, the children in my screening loved all Valentino’s jokes, so I acknowledge I wasn’t the target audience for that character.
  • The voice acting and singing all worked for me. Ariana deBose is fantastic as Asha, and honestly, we need Chris Pine to be in more musicals. I thought their few scenes together were the best in the movie, and I wish we’d gotten more between them. (I’ll be expanding on that in the spoiler-filled review.)

For me, the strongest aspect of the movie was the Disney Easter eggs and homages.

As the studio’s 100th anniversary film, there are a lot of fun winks and nods to other Disney movies. Some are very obvious, while others are subtle background details.

I had fun noticing little things like the Evil Queen’s poison apple on a table and the Beast’s rose in the stained glass windows. And, honestly, my favorite part of the movie was the credits. When you see them, you’ll understand why.

FUN FACT: If you stay to the very end — after all the credits — there’s a very short scene. It’s not relevant to the movie or anything. It’s just another fun homage.

Overall, I won’t give a blanket recommendation that you give this a watch this Thanksgiving / winter holiday season. If you or your family saw the trailers and thought it’d be fun, or you’re a die-hard Disney fan, I think you might enjoy it. But, I definitely don’t recommend it as strongly as I did “Encanto” in 2021.

Ryan’s 150 Favorite Films: Number 96, Love Affair (1939)

One of the most frequent questions I am always asked being the host of the greatest movie podcast ever (opinions may vary) is “What’s your favorite movie?” That answer has been the same since I was 11 years old. But it also isn’t as easy to explain why I love some movies more than others.

As an art form, movies are by their nature interpretative. Some people will point to a film’s box office total as a barometer for a film’s quality, this might not be true again because although it might be popular to the masses it might not appeal to you. I am looking at you Avatar, which is not one of my favorite films, not by a longshot.  

Also, if the film wins an Academy Award for Best Picture, that hardly means it’s one of my favorite films, looking at you The English Patient, in fact I hardly agree with the Academy. Having said that, I am sure that some people love Avatar and The English Patient. And that’s what makes movies so great.

I, also am not a professional critic. I love film. I try and find merit in all film. As a host of a podcast that attempts to give every movie a chance, I believe that is the best way to approach movies, let the lights go out and try and enjoy yourself. You might find a “diamond in the rough.”

When thinking of my favorite movies to share with you, my loyal listeners, I thought 100 wasn’t going to be enough. So, I am proud to present my 150 Favorite Films, right now. These will change, I know they will.

See you at the movies!

***Spoilers Ahead!!!***

96. Love Affair (1939) Directed by Leo McCarey

The Movie: A handsome and dashing French painter, Michel Marnett (Charles Boyer) meets a beautiful American singer, Terry McKay (Irene Dunne) onboard a transatlantic cruise. Michel is a womanizer and engaged to an heiress named Lois (Astrid Allwyn) and Terry is engaged to a man named Kenneth (Lee Bowman). Both Terry and Michel began to find the other attractive and have dinner with one another. Terry is well aware of Michel’s reputation and when people start to notice them together they agree to not dine as a couple.

Terry agrees to visit Michel’s grandmother Janou (Maria Ouspenskaya) in Maderia, which complicates Terry’s feelings for Michel more as Janou and her have a wonderful time together. Janou tells Terry that she wants Michel to settle down and get married.

As they arrive in New York, they agree to meet on the top of the Empire State Building in six months. Michel wants that time to see if he can make money as an artist. Terry breaks her engagement off and agrees to be a singer at a night club in Philadelphia.

The date arrives for the meet on top of the Empire State Building, but Terry never makes it. She is struck by a car on the way and is told she may be paralyzed. The doctors inform her that they will not know for certain for six months. Terry does not want to burden Michel if she is in fact paralyzed and does not tell him. Michel, heartbroken that Terry never arrives. He soon returns to Maderia after learning his grandmother has passed away and returns to New York to continue his work at an ad agency.

Terry is overheard singing at the garden while she is in therapy by the owner of a children’s orphanage. Impressed, Terry is asked to be the music teacher there.

Terry decides that she is going to go out for Christmas Eve and goes to a theater. There, she happens to run into Michel. Michel does not learn of Terry’s disability until the next day when he surprises her at her apartment. Michel learns finally what happened to Terry and Terry learns that Michel has changed his womanizing ways. Michel tells Terry that he will be with her, no matter how her diagnosis turns out.

Why I Love Love Affair (1939): Two words. One person. Irene Dunne. I adore Irene Dunne she is my most favorite Golden Age Hollywood Actress. She is immensely talented, beautiful and funny. All of her qualities are on full display in Leo McCarey’s Love Affair.

Dunne flexes not only her acting chops but her incredible singing voice as well. Charles Boyer is also up to the task as the dashing leading man that he is.

Although Cary Grant is my favorite actor, Love Affair is a better film than its remake An Affair to Remember. Although McCarey returned for the remake as writer director, here Dunne just outshines the talented Deborah Kerr in the role of Terry.

The black and white photography is stunning with foggy accents that pepper the voyage on the ship to the bustle of New York City every scene is alive in its own special way.

McCarey is in top form as he stated the idea for Love Affair came from his own trip across the ocean. McCarey was also growing tired of screwball comedies and wanted to stretch himself as a director. His restrained approach serves the film well.

Beautifully shot and told, Love Affair is a romantic film worth falling in love with.

Suitable Flesh (2023) Review: Telluride Horror Show 14

t’s October in Colorado, which means the coolest film festival takes place in the beautiful town of Telluride. The Telluride Horror Show is a favorite of mine (and my wife and the fellow Nerds). We podcasted from there twice a long time ago. And while we haven’t brought our podcast back, my wife and I have gone back a couple of times. This year, I was able to catch seven films, short programs and soak in the scenery and the gore. Instead of just posting my thoughts of the films on Letterboxd, I thought I would also write detailed reviews with you my loyal listeners/readers my thoughts on the films I saw. So sit back, relax and lets get spooky!

Suitable Flesh (2023) Directed by Joe Lynch

Dr. Elizabeth Darby (Heather Graham) finds herself in a state hospital after she is accused of murdering her young patient Asa (Judah Lewis). Elizabeth denies that she killed Asa, but the no one believes her. Her friend and colleague Dr. Dani Upton (Barbara Crampton) visits her and tells Elizabeth she doesn’t sound competent. Elizabeth pleads with Dani to listen to her story, Dani agrees.

One afternoon after a session, Elizabeth is greeted by a distressed young man, the aforementioned Asa. He asks for Elizabeth’s help. Asa says that he read her book and believes that she is the only one who can help him. Intrigued and sensing that Asa is in real mental distress, Elizabeth asks him into her office.

Asa tells Elizabeth about his dad, who is controlling him and hurting him. Elizabeth feels obliged to help Asa. During their session Asa’s phone rings and he tries not to answer it. When he does the voice on the other side transforms Asa from a troubled young man to one beaming with confidence and sexuality.

Elizabeth develops an unhealthy obsession with Asa and is soon brought into a world of demonic possession, gruesome murders and an uncontrollable desire for Asa.

Suitable Flesh packs a wallop. Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft’s The Thing on the Doorstep, it feels like a movie from the 1980’s. The gore is spectacular invoking memories of horror favorites from years gone by.

Director Joe Lynch brings the right amount of flair to the proceedings. One death, which I won’t spoil but I will say it uses the back up camera in a vehicle in an awesome way. I love how the film slowly lets the viewer into the world. Once we get there, however, the pace is unrelenting. From insane murders to insane and steamy sex scenes, Suitable Flesh is never dull.

Heather Graham commands the screen. Her descent from professional doctor and loving wife to a woman spellbound by a mysterious young man is not only believable but when her world unravels you feel sympathy for her and her dilemma. The added bonus of having Barbara Crampton back into the Lovecraftian world is special. Crampton is mesmerizing on screen.  

Go see Suitable Flesh with as little knowledge as possible. It’s a rollercoaster of a movie that rewards the viewers to enjoy the plunge into darkness.

Grade: A

Frogman (2023) Review: Telluride Horror Show 14

It’s October in Colorado, which means the coolest film festival takes place in the beautiful town of Telluride. The Telluride Horror Show is a favorite of mine (and my wife and the fellow Nerds). We podcasted from there twice a long time ago. And while we haven’t brought our podcast back, my wife and I have gone back a couple of times. This year, I was able to catch seven films, short programs and soak in the scenery and the gore. Instead of just posting my thoughts of the films on Letterboxd, I thought I would also write detailed reviews with you my loyal listeners/readers my thoughts on the films I saw. So sit back, relax and lets get spooky!

Frogman (2023) Directed by Anthony Cousins

In 1999, Dallas (Liam Hage) and his family are on a trip to Love Land in Ohio. Their father is film in the trip. When the family is on the side of the road, Dallas takes over and captures the legendary Frogman!

Flash forward to present day and Dallas (Nathan Tymoshuk) now grown is a joke of the internet. Nobody believes that his footage of the Frogman is real and Dallas has been floating through life ever since. After losing his “home” Dallas decides that he is going to finally prove that Frogman is real and get the footage to prove it.

Frogman is an all powerful being. Some say that a cult worships him. Some say he uses a wand like a wizard. Others say he is able to control people with his mind.

Dallas enlists the help of his best friend Scotty (Benny Barrett) and his crush but she doesn’t know it Amy (Chelsey Grant) to help him on his quest.

When the trio arrive in Love Land they meet people that believe in Frogman. In fact, most citizens embrace the notoriety that Frogman brings and have tourist-y stops and spots everywhere.

But as the group gets further and further into Frogman’s territory, they soon realize that maybe the legends are true and Frogman is truly out there.

Frogman as concept is silly. And the filmmakers had a choice. Make it as crazy as possible or play it safe. Thankfully they choose to totally embrace the crazy and pull off a pretty neat film.

I am not a fan of found footage films. The concept is inherently restricted and hampers the film in the process. And while I wish this film was played conventionally, I will give the filmmakers credit again and not taking the easy way out. I don’t want to spoil anything, but the film delivers, it doesn’t leave as many questions like so many found footage films do.

One thing I can spoil is the film is very funny. The three main characters have amazing chemistry and they truly feel like they’ve been friends for years.

Frogman as a concept is silly. As a horror film, it totally works. It’s funny and some truly fantastic practical effects. You should jump at the chance to see this film.

Grade: B

You’ll Never Find Me (2023) Review: Telluride Horror Show 14

It’s October in Colorado, which means the coolest film festival takes place in the beautiful town of Telluride. The Telluride Horror Show is a favorite of mine (and my wife and the fellow Nerds). We podcasted from there twice a long time ago. And while we haven’t brought our podcast back, my wife and I have gone back a couple of times. This year, I was able to catch seven films, short programs and soak in the scenery and the gore. Instead of just posting my thoughts of the films on Letterboxd, I thought I would also write detailed reviews with you my loyal listeners/readers my thoughts on the films I saw. So sit back, relax and lets get spooky!

You’ll Never Find Me (2023) Directed by Indianna Bell and Josiah Allen

It’s a dark and stormy night. Patrick (Brenden Rock) is sitting alone at his kitchen table. Patrick seems lost in his thoughts. Patrick also appears to be in pain, not physically but emotionally. As the storm rages on, there is a loud knock on the door. Patrick tells this “intruder” to fuck off and leave him alone. The knocks continue and a faint voice can be heard.

Patrick cautiously opens the door. We see a young woman (Jordan Cowan) standing in the rain. She explains she needs help as her car is broken down and asks to use Patrick’s phone to call for help. Patrick is hesitant and reluctantly lets her in.

The woman tells Patrick that she ran from the beach and she just needs to use his phone. Patrick produces change from his pocket and says he doesn’t have a phone but there is a pay phone on the other side of the trailer park. Patrick offers to take her to the phone when the storm clears. The woman is hesitant and doesn’t trust Patrick.

Patrick also doesn’t trust the woman. What is she doing here? Why is she out so late? As they get to know one another, the distrust and paranoia only grows.

You’ll Never Find Me, is a slooowww burn of a film. The film plays on the paranoia of the two characters and as more of their respective stories are revealed, the more the tension amps up. Which makes this film a hit and miss affair is it that it bubbles with frustration for the viewer as you keep waiting and waiting and waiting for something to happen. It almost never does.

Both actors are very good. We are basically watching a two person play and it only succeeds if the actors are top notch, which they are. The sound design as well is great. It plays an important role in the film and acts a character as well.

You’ll Never Find Me is a hard film to get too much into as you don’t want to spoil it, but again I don’t think the ending makes the slog through the film worth it. Every time I started to think it was going somewhere, it throws another “twist” to the story that neuters all momentum that it had built up and earned.

Even with strong character work turned in by the actors, You’ll Never Find Me asks too much patience from its audience to ever by an effective thriller, let alone horror film.

Grade: D+

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